Hello! I was in a hurry to write this! Remember me saying there would be a sanlu? Well here it is! Looks forward to it!
Pairing : [ Sanji ] & [ luffy ]
Disclaimer : Oda Eiichiro owns this treasure called One Piece… shit I wish it was mine…
Warnings : there is no romance in this chapter! The next one… I'll grant you one!
Note : Enjoy my stupid imagination!
Sanji : I will definitely make him funsen his boobs!
It was a sunny day at thousand sunny, the weather has been really unstable lately. Now that it was sunny the mugiwara crew could take a rest, everyone except sanji, who was busy preparing food for (nami and robin) the crew. *ehem..* with his hand full lifting the food he placed it on the table, before calling them out he arrange the food where nami and robin eats and the 'others' eat.
Surely sanji likes to give woman first priority before the men. After he made sure that everything was perfect he opens the kitchen door and yelled out to make sure all of the crew heard him " Dinner time guys! So then…. Nnnnnami-Swan! Rrrrobin-chwan! Let me escort you to the table" (bet you saw that coming)
"yeah food! Meat!" luffy was the first to feed on the meat. " hey luffy, that's mine!" ussop came along and scolds luffy for taking his portion. "is there any sake? Oh.. found one" as zoro tried to grab the bottle of wine, sanji kicked his hand "oiii shitty marimo! This special wine is for name-swan and robin-chwan only.. get you shitty ass somewhere else" as usual, sanji and zoro started fighting.
"oh my… fighting already?" robin chuckled with a mysterious smile on her face. "man those guys never stop fighting huh?.." name sighs "I would love to have some sweets. I can't see where the sweets are.. because I have no eyeballs!" brook made a joke about his eyeballs again. "i'm in a mood for colla! Supppper!" obviously that was franky.
"guys don't fight! Someone would get injured!" chopper was worried that someone might get injured. Law who was at the corner of the room just ate onigiri while ceasar gets a bowl of natto with egg rolls. Surprisingly the fight ended up too soon.
"what? It's over already? Boring " luffy whined seeing no more fights to intertain him. law finished his onigiri ASAP so can escape before luffy starts asking him to shambles someone again.
Last time it was chopper and brook. It hurts to hear chopper yohohohoh-ing and asking to see pantsu. Ugh.. horrible. You can't imagine brook acting like chopper after he gets praised…
At the deck, law tried to calm himself.. ugh.. I kissed mugiwara-ya in front of everyone… that peto-peto user is despicable! Sanji came out of the kitchen and saw law standing on the deck.
"soo.. you two kissed eyh?"
Law burst from the shcok god did he have to start the conversation with that?!
"so what? He insisted.. I just did it.."
Sanji's getting a little more interested in it ( my god sanji! Whatcha think y doin? 3 3 )
"so how does it feels like?" sanji leans down at the mass waiting for an answer. The look on law is so funny.. never though that the surgeon of death would make a face like that? What the hell did luffy do to him?
"ehm.. since you're too interested… I may say.. he's lips were soft and bouncy.."
Sanji's eye widened luffy's lips?! Soft and bouncy?! There was blood coming from the cooks nose.
"hee… I thought you only have the things for girls… " law grinned broadly watching the cook making stupid perverted face.
Law tilt up his head watching the kitchen room where everybody was having a shit of a good time. law walks slowly leaving the cook in his own imagination. Before he could get away from the ero-cook, sanji grab his shoulder. Chet.. what is it now?...
"you think luffy can manage to funsen* his chest into big soft bouncy boobs?"
lies were not covering him up… it was clearly in his face.. perverted thought while blood coming out of his nose. Oh.. how long he dreamed to touch soft bouncy boobs… name and robins were absolutely impossible since they're guards were in a high level.
Law smirked at the ero-cook. "why're you asking me? Ask the person instead" law then walks back into the kitchen to get another onigiri before going to sleep and still hoping for luffy not to ask him to shambles or cut anyone to pieces.
In the deck with cold breeze flowing, the cook still stood there. Suddenly his eyes were on fire, with seo of blood coming from his nose.. I'll definitely will get luffy to funsen his boobs and touch them! I definitely will! Mark my words!
(what happened?! Oh yeah.. shit happened… sanji you ero-cook!)
Sorry if it's a bit short and not to your liking…
I told you I was in a bit hurry on this story!
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