A/N: Guys, you are awesome! Chapter one's already attracted quite a few hits, and that one was really just to get the ball rolling (and, admittedly, yeah, bring back a couple old gags from the first Xion's Blog story). Here's tonight's, I'll prob. upload one more on Friday, and then I'll prob. hunker down and get even more productive with just writing/editing after that. Thanks for giving this sequel a shot!
Chapter 2
I'm More British Than U
Xaldin
Did I hear correctly, or is there going to be an upcoming casting call for James Bond soon? Perhaps if it's a blind audition, they hear a recording of my voice…I'm sure to get the part instantly! I've been told my voice is beautiful enough to provide narration for audiobooks.
Also, I discovered a great thing called Autocorrect. And an even greater thing called a dog filter on somewhere called Snapchat? I look so silly! Barf, barf.
Comments:
Damn you, Autocorrect!
Xaldin
And you wonder why we young folk are way more active on our blogs. We're actually good at Internetz.
Kairi
"Barf, barf", I'm dead!
Demyx
Now, now, both of you, the man is only trying his best. We have decades of catching up to do, unlike you spoiled lot with the power of the all-encompassing Internet at the tips of your fingers since birth. You are all such snowflakes!
Vexen
…There's a certain corner of the Internet you must never go to then, Vex.
Riku
The sun never touches it.
Namine
It's the shadowy place…Or, actually, I think it's an elephant graveyard but with broken conspiracy vid links and frog pictures. Don't know, might have to ask Simba about that some time.
Sora
Well, this took a bloody turn. _
Xaldin
Vex always steals the show, man! What more can you do?
Xigbar
Hell (Still) Hath Fury
Axel/Lea
Good thing everyone's still in their relationships and all that. Mine had to end once someone (not saying who) pointed out I'm actually 21. So…yeah…Kind of awkward for a guy who, up to that point, still thought he was sixteen. But hey, I still listen to the same stuff I did at that age anyway, I still eat loads of junk food, and I'll play video games with Rox until 3 am. Only difference is, it used to be Saix I played video games with, way back when. Well, shoot, this is awkward. I guess what I'm saying is I still have a lot to unpack now that I'm…kind of in limbo among the rest of the Org. Nobodies. There are always memories to look back on, some on the painful side.
Comments:
I was doing you a favor. Your relationship with Namine was questionable at best!
Zexion
That was for me to decide, thanks. But, yeah, Zexion, you're probably right. I mean…we'd get weird looks from people, lol. People thought Axel, because of his height, was my dad.
Namine
Ewwwwwwwww, no.
Demyx
That's a whole other kettle of fish I'm not touching.
Kairi
They had a point… :/
Namine
And so, that ship has sailed. Drifting along the waves, it sets its course for the shimmering, sparkling Xanadu from whence it came. Other ships will be sure to pass this familiar way time and again, as broken dreams and promises continue to accumulate. Like sands through the hour glass, so are the days of our lives.
Luxord
That was purple as hell, man.
Axel
It's OK, Luxord, Axel (Lea?) and I are still friends, lol! We just agreed our thing was kind of weird, that's all.
Namine
Young love is always worth mourning…Actually, no, I'm trying to draft a manuscript.
Luxord
Well, then, epic fail, dude! And we're really doing this "Lea" thing, aren't we Axe? *sigh*
Xion
I mean, kind of? Look, I'll get back to you on that, I still got a lot of mental stuff to sift through. It's gonna make my head explode! Just waaay more thinking than I'm used to.
Axel
That explains so much.
Saix
A/N: Yes, I think in my wiser age, I'm starting to distance myself from the Axel/Namine pairing. I think I liked the idea of their personalities together more when I was younger...and didn't think about their age difference as much. Yeah, it's kinda weird when you think about it. But, oh well, it is what it is!
And this marks Luxord's first stab at authorship!