Which One of Us is Weirder?

After the game, which was won of course, Sasuke left before Naruto could hunt him down. Naruto was annoying and he got more requests for dates than he could handle.

Now, at only 11:00 PM at night, he lay in his bed wide awake, thinking of his past and how much his life changed.

This is what he hated more than anything in the world. He seemed so artificial and fake. In the morning, he was just broody and prissy, but at least he talked sometimes. But at night, he was sad and really grumpy, angry at his parents for leaving the world too soon.

He had been seven when they got in the car crash. They had been travelling out of town and Sasuke and Itachi were in the back seat. Sasuke had refused to put on his seatbelt, blaming it on the pain of his stomach. As Itachi went on and on about the safety of seatbelts, Sasuke was covering his ears and making childish noises to block it all out.

Fugaku, their father, turned around to tell them both to shut up at the wrong moment. The man observed Sasuke and said "Sasuke-kun, put that seat belt on. The last thing Sasuke heard was his mother telling them that she loved them with her life.

The last thing he remembered was Itachi unhooking his own seatbelt and jumping on Sasuke to protect him. His parents lost their lives on impact. Itachi had lost him arm when Sasuke's window burst open and he had a limp in his leg now.

Thanks to his aniki, Sasuke came out with minor injuries. He never left Itachi's side after that.

Itachi told him he(Sasuke) was depressed, living a double life. Sasuke didn't believe it was depression.

Sasuke was not depressed. He had let go of his parents long ago for the sake of both of them. But, Itachi said he still didn't let go of the guilt. Sasuke refused to admit he was depressed.

His thoughts were interrupted as his phone blared around the dark room. Carefully looking on the screen in fear of Naruto calling, he sighed when he saw Itachi's face on the screen.

Itachi was a detective now, actually the head of them and he sometimes worked late shift.

"Hello" Sasuke said groggily.

"Sasuke did you go and get you anti-depressants from the store?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. He didn't need that shit. Of course, it was hard to lie to Itachi, even over the phone, Sasuke owed his brother his life after all. "No, Aniki. I don't need them."

He could practically feel Itachi's eye roll. "I know, but we need to be cautious. I don't want to come home and find my little brother dead on the floor. Go get them or I'm gonna come home and kick your ass."

Sasuke whined and got up. Itachi was never a man to bluff and he actually would uphold his promise. "There, I'm going. You happy, now?" Sasuke asked as he yanked on his jacket and picked up his keys.

"I'm wonderful, love you, foolish little brother." With that the older Uchiha hung up.

Sasuke was already out the door and in the car. He put on his seatbelt carefully, and made sure it was fastened. Driving made avoiding people more possible. He just didn't like them much.

The store, a small mart with everything in it, was nearly empty. The only occupants being three elderly people and a young woman in the toy aisle with her child.

Sasuke had no right to wonder who the fuck in their right minds would shop for food and toys at night. Here he was in the drug aisle, shopping for anti-depressants. He skimmed over the pain killers, but had a hard time finding over-the-counter dressant pills.

He was looking so hard, he didn't even notice someone else had come in the store.

Sasuke didn't necessarily hate girls; he just hoped they caught their period in a piranha tank.

He didn't hate boys either; but he wouldn't complain if their balls fell off.

And Sasuke DID NOT hate people in general; they just sucked.

Dick.

He had finally found the pills when a voice called into the dead of the aisle.

"This has to be fate, teme. We can't keep meeting like this, and not say we're made for each other."

Sasuke froze. 'Of all people, why him?.' He turned to see Naruto and realized they both probably looked like idiots.

Naruto had on an orange tank top and beige khaki shorts. He looked like he had just come from the beach. His hair was dishevelled. And he looked tired as hell. To top off the image, the Namikaze held a pack of women's pads in his hands. And he must have thought nothing of it; smiling like the crazy idiot he was.

Sasuke had on a grey t-shirt and black sleeping shorts, that may have been too short for a boy, but he didn't give a shit. Over those clothes, Sasuke wore a long dark grey trench coat. And to top off his own image, he had a medium-sized bottle of antidepressants in his hand.

"You look like an idiot." was what the Uchiha said to Naruto.

Naruto only laughed. "You look like you came out to kill someone. So which one of us is weirder?"

"And I think I've found my target, don't worry. After seeing you one too many times, I've decided you're not worth the kill."

Sasuke rushed past Naruto. Only to run into one of the elderly people shopping for food.

"I'm so sorry, miss. Here, let me." Sasuke bent down to pick up the groceries. In his peripheral vision, he saw Naruto scurry away, careful not to feel the Uchiha's wrath when he got done.

When that was finished, the owner's voice blared in the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we will closing in five minutes. Please bring your items to the front. Thank you."

Clutching the pills, Sasuke scurried to the front, only to be grabbed from behind and shoved into the closets. Kami. This was the end for him. Someone was going to kill him in a store closet.

"Calm down, teme. It's me." Naruto's voice said in the closet.

Sasuke froze again. Of course Naruto would do such a thing. "I'm filing a restraining order on you."

Naruto laughed and held on to Sasuke. "Do you want to go out some?"

"Baka, for the last time no, okay."

Naruto didn't listen, only asked again.

Deciding not to answer he walked out and Naruto, of course, followed him out.

"Why do you have antidepressants?" The blond whispered. "Is it because the incident with your parents?"

For the millionth time, Sasuke froze and turned with narrow eyes at Naruto. "Who told you that?"

"Shisui's my best friend, remember? I was nine when it happened and when I asked why Itachi and you, who I wished I knew at the time, was staying with him, he told me the story."

"Well. I don't really need them anyway." Sasuke mumbled this as he looked away from Naruto. He was so high on Naruto right now, he didn't even notice the store's front doors being locked.

Drawn out of his trance by the words Naruto spoke next. "You're so beautiful Uchiha Sasuke."

Sasuke rolled his eyes, skillfully hiding his blush. It had taken him nearly three years to conquer that. There was no way him hell he would show Naruto that the blond made him blush. Smile and laugh, but not blush. That would mean he already lost.

"Naruto, I don't like you. You think you can flatter me and hit on me and get me into bed. I'm not like other people." Ino's words popped into his mind when that was said. Did Naruto really chase after him because he wasn't like everyone else? Dismissing the thought, he finished his famous i'll-never-love-you-baka speech with "I wish you would just take a hint."

Naruto only smiled and held up his bruised hand and then slipping it into his pocket. "I wish you would too." his tone saying it all.

The raven's breath hitched. In that moment, the store's lights went out. Naruto falsely jumped and held onto Sasuke's waist, pretending to be afraid.

That earned him a punch to his strong jawline as Sasuke mumbled an 'asshole.' They were so caught up in their dumbass lover's quarrel, they hadn't even noticed the owner had left the store and turned off the lights from the outside.

Sasuke pulled out his phone, cursing to see it dying on him. He would be stuck in the store with Naruto for Kami knew how long.

Naruto spoke up. "If we call, we'll just get into trouble."

Sasuke slid to the floor and leaned against the aisle of drugs. "Great." He hissed out.

"Look at the bright side, beautiful. This is our first ever date."

"Shut up, idiot."

Naruto's chuckle rang through the empty store. Would Sasuke really survive a night with Naruto?

That question made him blush furiously. A night with Naruto made him think of sex. Kami, he felt like a slutty virgin. He scowled at the thought of Naruto hovering over him, pushing in and out of him, and kissing him all over, but then blushed again.

He thanked everything for the dark store.

NS

I'm thinking. Should I put Yaoi in this fic? Yeah. I will. City Princess, I hoped you liked this chap. A few more coming. Everyone, comment and review if you like.