"Good Morning, Horace", the nurse said when I woke up. "Your breakfast in bed." She handed me a tray of miscellaneous items, such as a dish filled with some of the finest pokefood, a piece of toast, and a glass of water. "Thank you," I said. As i'm eating my breakfast, I turn on the television, as usual, but this time, something was different… There's another channel there I've never seen before. We always have 300 channels, but there was a 301st. I looked outside my room, both ways down the hallway, shut the door, and locked myself in. I just had to find out what this channel was. The first thing I saw was a documentary about how… about… about how pokemon breed. Breed? This was not a word in my vocabulary, which surprised me, seeing as how i've read the entire dictionary three times over.
"So first, let's take a look at a male Pikachu's reproductive system" The camera panned to a pikachu's stick, which was erect. I wondered about this, but I've always wondered what the stick between your legs actually… did. I looked under the covers, to find that my rod was hard. I was horrified, the TV must be hypnotizing me. I couldn't control my rod. They were, and they were using it as they will. They were taking control of my body in ways I didn't like.
"Now, let's execute procedure #1." Number 1? There's more of this? "This is what's known in the pokeworld, as 'masturbation'. Now, this isn't a way of reproducing, but it is a way to experience pleasure as if you were with a mate." Pleasure? Interesting… I began to wonder.. just how much pleasure can this "thing" give me? "Now, Pikachu, show us how to perform 'masturbation'" The camera focused on Pikachu, who grabbed his hard stick with his hand, which I did myself to follow along, since this was my first time. The Pikachu then started to move his hand back and forth repeatedly. 'Really? That's it? Huh… I guess i'll try that then.', I thought. I gripped my throbbing stick, just like the Pikachu did, and moved my claw back and forth. It felt… odd. I thought it felt really nice. It was as if there was this energy of good coming from this stick… Then, I felt it get stronger and stronger and stronger… "Pikachu, don't mind showing us what semen looks like either." 'What?!', I thought, as I was reaching my climax. Pikachu started to moan as he came, this white liquid pouring everywhere. Then, it hit me. It hit me like a hurricane hitting a children's hospital. It was the best feeling I've ever, ever felt. It was as if everything good in the world was in this stick, and it was coming out. I moaned softly, remembering that the researchers are most likely walking alongside the hallway, as I came. And came. And came some more! It flew from my cock onto my chest and my blankets, and I wanted it to. Very badly. After about 10 seconds, the feeling was over. I was covered.
I was panting very heavily. As I looked down, my chest was covered with a layer of this 'semen'. I also noticed some had fallen on my lips as well, so I licked it off, seeing what it would taste like. It was grape, and a lot of grape squished into a concentrated into this tiny bit of liquid on my tongue. Grape was my favorite flavor. It was really gooey too. I was in a blank state of mind. Thinking quickly, I tried to lap up every little bit I could in order to clean it. "Thanks, Pikachu! Now, this semen is used in the female reproductive system to fertilize their eggs, and to create children." I looked over at the TV, while my head is pressed down on the mattress, still trying to lick up all the juices. 'So that's how they make babies after all. Lying scientists told me my species was only made through test-tubes.', I thought. "Now, another way you can get this semen to come out, is by what is called anal sex, which is basically masturbating, but by using another pokemon's rectum for pleasure. Then there's what they call a "handjob", which is masturbating another person. There's also the act of oral sex, which is you either sucking another person, or them sucking your privates. Now onto female reproduction…"