The funny games 2

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I got into my truck I had told Edward that I would be a little late getting there so he would think I was still at the school as I did my EVIL work.

As I drove down the street my truck making the worst sounds imaginable.

I know what your thinking, my truck will give me away….right, well, I had planned for that so just a few miles from the driveway I parked in a coven of trees.

I went slowly through the brush as to not bring any attention on the driveway.

The saw things I saw coming out of the brush of the forest was the Cullen garage. insert evil chuckle here

I quickly hid under Emmett's big jeep. I pulled out the perfume and sprayed every inch of me and eased myself into a crouch and under the jeep.

That's when I saw it! I had a chance to get back at them both and make it funny at the same time.

There were wires going from near my right hand onto the controls in the dashboard. I'd never seen anything like this before but if it did what I thought it did then this would be so funny!

I looked around and spotted a tarp just big enough to hide me. My plan was set so I hid under the tarp and waited for my pray. (AN/ See the irony in that?)

It was a full hour now and I was starting to rethink it when I heard a door softly open and close, then the shifting of the jeep above me.

Emmett! He was in the jeep!

Quickly I disconnected the wires and waited. The jeep started and then….stopped. Then again….and again.

"Oh crap." I heard him curse. Emmett tried again but out came the same result….nothing.

"Rosalie!" Emmett called out. I knew this was coming so I put the wires back again and silently slipped under the tarp I saw earlier once again.

I listened for a minute.

"The jeep wont star, could you take a look?" He asked her from what I could see from under the tarp and the jeep.

"There's nothing wrong." She declared and quickly walked out as soon as she did I got out from under the tarp and disconnected the wires again.

This game continued for over 15 more minutes with me hiding and getting out from under the tarp.

The 5th or was it the 6th time Rose got mad.

"There's nothing wrong with it Emmett!" She then proceeded to twist the keys in the ignition and the keep roared to life. I would have laughed at his expression but then that would given me away.

Ha Ha Ha!! Now for my next victim….Oh yes, Esme and Carlisle!

They were just for fun sense they've done nothing wrong to me, yet.

TBC