Hello readers. I have decided to take Narrator out of this story because, in my other one, Narrator and Author have kind of taken over it, and I'm trying to prove to myself that I can write something that makes a little sense. Or at least doesn't have unicorns and magical bacon and green empire state builds. Review please! If you don't like it write a nice review anyway because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, even if it's not true. In chapter one I had italics and bold where italics and bold were supposed to be, unfortunately I downloaded it to through the copy paste thing on my phone and it all disappeared so I'm doing it differently this time.

Chapter 2

The mansion was bigger than Alice thought. It seemed like it took forever for Break to walk Alice back to her room.

But, alas (did I seriously just type that? Alas? Seriously self?) she finally made it back.

Oz had gotten back from the market and left the meat in her room, so Alice came back to a pleasant surprise.

"OOH!" she shouted when she saw it on a tray on her desk, "MEAT!"

She ran over to see what kind.

"RABBIT!" she shouted again, joyfully.

"Miss Alice," Break mussed, "isn't that cannibalism?"

Alice shot him a death glare then threw the closest thing to her at him - one of Sharon's novels that she was making Alice read.

Break laughed and dodged the book with ease. It landed open on page with a very detailed illustration of the two people locked together in a very intimate way.

Break picked it up, and once he saw what was on the pages, looked shocked. "Miss Alice! What have you been reading?!"

Alice blushed and ran over to take it away from him, but he held it up and out of reach.

"YOU STUPID CLOWN! GIVE IT BACK! And Sharon-nee was making me read it, trying to help my relationship with Oz grow."

Break simply raised an eyebrow (although, for all Alice knew, he could have been raising both.)

What Alice said was true. Although, all of the things Sharon and her novels had said would happen, hadn't. In fact, Oz wasn't doing anything he was supposed to. He hadn't asked her in a sexy voice to dance with him at a ball, he hadn't swept her off her feet, and he most certainly hadn't ridden off into the sunset with her. Alice was concerned but Lady Sharon had told her not to worry, and that he'll come around.

Alice just wished he would hurry up. She wasn't a patient person.

And now the clown was making her feel nervous too. For some reason she liked him being around, even though his entrances and exits were annoying (she could never figure out how he could climb under the tablecloth and disappear) and he always seemed like he was provoking her, and he always had his yucky sweets with him and was always trying to make her try them.

Of course, she would never admit this. She hadn't even told Sharon-nee.

Once Alice had finished her meal and was no longer hungry any more, she felt very sleepy.

The clown had stayed with her while she ate. Apparently "Miss Alice might choke while eating, and if she's in here alone, no one could help her if that happens."

Secretly, Alice was glad.

"Clown," she said with a yawn, "I want you to read to me before I go to sleep."

Break was surprised, but nodded an okay.

"Sure Miss Alice, but it would only be fair if you read to me, too."

Alice frowned. She wasn't his servant. Then again, he's not mine either, she thought, and grudgingly agree.

Alice rummaged around in her room until she found a book that she knew had no yucky romancy contents or drawings.

Break sat down on the edge of her bed, and Alice crawled under the covers. She popped the book open to a random spot, and began to read in monotone, she didn't do fancy voices for the different characters.

She read.

Five words.

"Okay, all done!" She closed the book and threw it at Break, "your turn, clown!"

He sighed. He was correct for not expecting much from her. He picked up the book that Alice threw at him, opened it up to a random page, and began to read.

Alice felt her eyelids to get heavy. After a while she succumbed and closed them. Almost immediately, she fell asleep.

When Break looked up from reading, he saw Alice had fallen asleep. She looks so peaceful when she's sleeping, he thought. He leaned over her to get a better look.

He was still in that position when Oz came in.

"BREAK!" He shouted in surprise, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Because of Oz's yelling, Alice woke up.

"YOU PERVERTED CLOWN!" she yelled as she pushed him away. Break blushed and hastily moved.

Alice glared at him, blushing. Although, she had to admit, something in her was glad that he had stayed with her.

In fact, she felt something in her. Do I, she thought, like him?

She was sure it was something like that.

Which didn't make sense. He was a stupid clown. She wasn't supposed to feel any positive emotions toward him.

Must be Sharon-nee's fault, she decided. Her and all her novels, tricking my mind into thinking I like the clown. Oz was her prince in shining armor, not Break.

Sharon was her big sister. Gilbert was the enemy she has to completely demolish (which she sure wished she could without Oz getting mad at her. Trying to demolish the seaweed head without getting punished was the problem in her story.) Oz was the prince. Break was... Alice didn't know.

Ooh! she thought. Break is the mere townspeople who just get in the way and need to be kicked to be put in their place.

With that in mind, she kicked Break.

Or tried to. He was already disappearing into a closet.

DAMN CLOWN! HOW DARE HE ESCAPE PUNISHMENT?!

Determined to put Break in his place, and discover how he did that, she climbed in the closet once he disappeared, and searched for a trap door or something.

The only thing she found was moth balls, dust, and a huff she climbed out.

Standing next to Oz in her room was Seaweed Head. Maybe it's his fault for me feeling this way about the clown. After all, he is the source for a lot of my problems.

With that thought in mind, she proceeded to verbally abuse poor Gil.

Author: LAUREN! HOW DARE YOU KEEP ME OUT OF THE STORY! AND THE MAGICAL BACON. THE POOR, POOR MAGICAL BACON! SO MUCH SHAME! GO DIE IN A HOLE! EFCGHNJMGFCRVHBMKLWEFHUIJMKLWFEHUI;EI!

Narrator: Lauren, thank you so much for keeping Author out of the story.

Me: XDXDXD