This took longer to update than planned, but when have my plans ever worked out? Between visiting my parents, going sightseeing around Helsinki with my grandma and visiting my darling adgxvnetu and doing all my homework there wasn't much time. But if my sweet little adgxvnetu hadn't been so, how should I put this, distracting I would have updated two days ago:p Oh well she's so pretty she gets away with being so mean to meX)

And thanks a lot for the positive response to the first chapter!

Chapter 2: The first date is a…

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Naruto snickered to himself. He'd just called Sasuke and told him when and where to meet up in two hours, thinking he was rather considerate for giving the other guy some time between classes and their first date.

Who knows, since the Uchiha had turned out to be some kind of closet bastard he might spend the time getting into character.

Now that he'd talked to the guy, he really wondered what all the girls saw in him. How could someone brushing him off so easily be called a perfect gentleman? He didn't get it. But he was looking forward to finding out later.

Oh, he was going to have fun on this date! And if nothing else he might even learn something while he was at it…

~Line breaker~

"Aww don't look like that Sasuke, it's going to be fun! Come on, let's go inside!"

Sasuke sighed, reluctantly trudging after the excited blond. He'd heard warning bells in his head the second he was asked to bring gym clothes, and now that they were entering a building apparently dedicated to wall-climbing he felt some strong urges to knock the obnoxious moron out and then go home to enjoy a nice, quiet and peaceful evening. Alone.

"What's your shoe size?"

Sasuke was brought back to reality, the cause for his annoyance trying to permanently blind him with that stupid grin of his. After finding a pair of fitting – there's no way they could be called comfortable – shoes they went into the changing room.

As the blond happily pulled off shirt and trousers right in front of him before putting on a loose pair of pants and an unnecessarily tight orange tank top he simply stared in disbelief.

This guy really didn't have a problem showing off skin did he?

"What's the matter Sasuke? We're both guys right? It's nothing I've never seen before."

Giving the blond a glare for his comment he started unbuttoning his shirt, turning around when he noticed a pair of blue eyes interestedly following his fingers' movements.

"So you really are a prude huh?" Naruto snorted as he sat down to put on his shoes.

"And you really have no shame."

Naruto snorted again.

"If you mean I don't have any problems showing off this awesome sexy body of mine, then no I have no shame."

And the grin was back. Sasuke was starting to wonder how he could smile that much without hurting himself.

As they walked back into the large hall Naruto was greeted by quite a few people, apparently he was a well-known face around here.

"Naruto, my youthful friend! I see you've finally decided to share your passion!" a guy their age suddenly exclaimed, and Sasuke shuddered at the green spandex he was clad in, leaving too little to imagination.

"Yup! I'm on a date with this pretty guy here!" Naruto answered just as loud, throwing an arm around Sasuke's shoulders and squeezing him with it.

Sasuke's glaring protest was ignored.

After finally getting rid of Mr. Green Spandex they slowly made their way to one of the set up walls, stopping to chat with a few other people on the way. Sasuke felt like some sort of prize Naruto was showing off, especially when people expressed their surprise that he was on a date and he answered with "Well, I'd be stupid to blow this guy off".

To say Sasuke was annoyed was putting it lightly.

"You've really never dated before, have you?" he asked the blond that was happily staring at the pattern of handles and footholds on the wall in front of them, seemingly mapping out some sort of strategy.

"Nope! Why, is it obvious?"

Oh how Sasuke wanted to punch the oblivious face in. He didn't have time though because Naruto started giving him instructions without a care in the world, showing him some basics of wall-climbing. Sasuke stared at him dully, letting him rant since it seemed to make him happy.

This was a hundred times worse than listening to those bimbo girls he was sometimes unfortunate to say yes to when they asked him out.

"Now go on and try it!" Naruto told him after he'd finished his rant, making a sweeping gesture towards the wall as if it was something to be proud of.

Sasuke gave him a look but did as told, looking at the pattern of blue among a variety of others he was supposed to follow. Taking a hold of two handles he put one foot up, hoisting himself up and keeping his body close to the wall to lessen the strain and keep his balance. After climbing up another two meters or so he looked down at the blond, narrowing his eyes when those blue ones innocently rose from their previous location to meet his.

"You" Sasuke started, the accusation obvious in his voice, "you just took me here because it lets you stare at my ass as much as you want, didn't you?"

Naruto did a poor job of feigning surprise that soon turned into a chuckle when Sasuke tried to burn holes through his head with his glare.

"Well in my defense, it's a really nice ass."

Sasuke gave him a look of distaste, then turned around and kept climbing. The wall was only a few meters high so he soon reached the top, maneuvering pretty well in his own opinion through a more tricky part.

"It's a shame you didn't wear something tighter!" Naruto called up to him, doubling over in laughter when the loud exclamation startled him to the point where he almost slipped.

When he got down again he walked up to the still grinning moron and grabbed the obnoxiously orange tank top to pull their faces close enough to get his point across.

"Naruto" he hissed, and actually managed to make the other drop the smile and swallow a little nervously, "This is not a date, so if you don't start to behave I'll walk out of here and you can find someone else to help you. Because you definitely need it."

"Jeez Sasuke, relax! We're supposed to have a bit of fun and get to know each other before the whole serious teaching business."

Sasuke held Naruto's eyes for a few moments, giving him a hard look. He opened his mouth to give the pain in his ass a piece of his mind, but then he closed it again and took a step back.

"Fine" he said. "You're right, dates are all about having 'fun'. Go ahead and show me just how you'd make your date have 'fun'."

If Naruto noticed the sarcasm he ignored it, the large smile finding its way back onto his tan face.

"Great! I knew you'd see my point!"

Sasuke decided that face-palming was beneath him. But if it hadn't been, his forehead would be pretty red right now.

So things seem like they're going to end in a catastrophe, but fear not! Next chappie Sasuke will bring our smexy Naruto back down to Earth;)