ok next chapter!

Sheldon checked his watch again as he sat in his spot fidgeting.

When is Amy getting here? I've had a rash all day waiting for her surprise.

Again he checked his watch

7:31! oh god!

Finally there was a knock at the door. Sheldon sprang up and bolted to the door. He wretched the door open but Amy, on the other side, pulled it closed again. Sheldon tried again but the same thing happened.

"Amy!"

"Close your eyes! get ready for your surprise!" said Amy from behind the door. She didn't sound like herself. Well, she sounded like herself but in a different way.

"Amy this is hardly appropriate."

"Just do it please!"

Sheldon sighed and closed his eyes. "Alright they're closed. now give me my surprise before I have an aneurism."

Amy threw open the door and squealed "Open!"

"Oooo I can't wait to see my...surprise?"

Sheldon's eyes nearly bugged out of his head. Standing before him was Amy. No not Amy. It couldn't have been. She was wearing a maroon camisole and extreeeeeeeeeemly short black shorts. The front strands of her hair were curled and she was wearing a pound of make up instead of her usual none. In short, Brunette Penny was standing in front of Sheldon.

"A-Amy?" sputtered Sheldon. Amy smiled. His reaction was a good sign. "Yes Sheldon." She purred, making a move to get past him. A rock stiff arm caught her around the middle and kept her from entering.

"Your not Amy." he said. Amy gave a uncharacteristic giggle, though they both knew Sheldon was serious. Sheldon folded his arms and scrutinized her. Her tight clothes made her body look less lopsided, but judging by the flat stomach and wide hips, it was Amys. And though her eyes were heavily outlined in dark and glass less, the deep green could only be Amy.

"If you ARE Amy, whats her age, Major, Tai order, and favorite star trek character?' he grilled.

"Twenty seven, Neurobiology, Veggie gyoza over jasmine rice and McCoy ." recited Amy, a glimmer of her old self shining through. Speechless, Sheldon stepped aside, allowing Amy to get by. She stumbled over to the couch, teetering on her high heels.

"I still don't think your Amy." Sheldon quietly.

"What?"

"Nothing. So is this..." started Sheldon, gesturing to Amy with a look of disgust "...My surprise?" Amy reclined on the couch in a provocative pose. "Well I thought you would enjoy it. Don't you?" Amy crawled across the cushions, popping her butt at him.

"You're in my spot." Said Sheldon.

Amy's cheeks turned red and she scuttled to the far end of the couch, pressing herself into the arm as if she wanted to melt into it.

"Sheldon, can I ask you something?" asked Amy, her voice high and squeaky.

"Well I have the answer for everything." answered Sheldon. He was still eyeing Amy saw Amy peaking through the cracks in this facade, but it was starting to dawn on Sheldon that Amy may have been upset

"Do you think i'm beautiful?" asked Amy in a shaky voice.

A weird figurative weight suddenly hit Sheldon in the head. Is this why she is doing this? She thinks she isn't beautiful. Is she trying to boost her self esteem with material possessions? Penny did this.

Taking Sheldon's silence as answer, Amy felt herself tear up.

"You know what Sheldon." she stated, voice shaky. "I have wanted friends my entire life. But all I got was living hell. And, and when I-I met you guys, I was so happy, but I know I annoy you guys. All of you. You, Penny, your all just to nice. Do you know what it feels like to finally have something but not actually having it! Its torture!"

"What do you mean by that?" asked Sheldon, he actually did know what she meant, he just couldn't breath. And he was confused about why Amy chuckled at that.

"Of course you don't understand." Mumbled Amy. "It's like if you only had one equation to solving string theory, but you can't solve it." Sheldon felt his eyes bug out again. He had never known it was that bad. Amy swallowed hard.

"Maybe it would be better for all you guys if I was on my own again."

"Well if thats how you feel I have to say..."

"Oh Sheldon!"

Amy jumped up and wrapped her arms around him, tears in her eyes.

"NO TOUCHY!' shrieked Sheldon, Shoving Amy away. Amy flipped over the arm of the couch and lay sprawled on the couch. Sheldon froze. so did Amy, she stared up at him like she never knew him. Then she got up if the couch and ran out the door, leaving her shoes behind.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Sheldon whipped around to see Leonard in the doorway. "Do you realized what just happened!" Leonard yelled at Sheldon.

"Leonard, if I did would I have my pensive look?" Sheldon gave a blank stare into the middle distance. "Well let me clue you in, do you realize that Amy loves you!"

"It's crossed my mind."

"It's crossed your mind! She thinks that we don't like her! Amy does everything for you and you don't appreciate her. You didn't even tell her she was beautiful."

Sheldon gave Leonard a deep look. Leonard gave a frustrated growl and went to run after Amy.

"Amy Farrah Fowler is the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen. But that wash't Amy."

Leonard gave a shocked look at Sheldon. He shook his head and Ran after Amy

Leonard found Amy sitting on the floor on the second floor landing. She wasn't crying, shaking or anything. She was just staring off into space. Most likly in shock.

"You ok?" Leonard said tentatively. Amy just shrugged. Leonard pressed his back to the wall and slid down next to Amy.

"I'm in no place to explain Sheldon, but ou do know that we all care about you right?" asked Leonard

Amy shrugged again. "Don't pretend that you liked me when I first came. Don't pretend I didn't say weird things sometimes."

Leonard sighed. "Yes you were condescending when we first met. But that wasn't the real you. And you wouldn't be you if you didn't say those things. But don't think we think of you badly in anyway. We all love you!"

"Not all of you." Muttered Amy. Suddenly Leonard relized what happened.

"Sheldon cares Amy." He said seriously.

"Whatever." Murmured Amy, getting up and going down the rest of the stairs.

When Leonard got back up to the apartment, Sheldon didn't look like he moved at all, he was just standing in the same place as he was.

"What happened Leonard?" He asked, almost meekly, in his child like voice

"You broke up that's what happened." Said Leonard sternly, moving to sit on the couch. Sheldon gave his breathy laugh, though it seemed more anxious than usual. "We can't be broken up. I have a legal document thats says otherwise!" Said Sheldon as he moved to sit in his spot next to Leonard. Leonard rolled his eyes. "Your an idiot."

"I have a legal document that say otherwise to that too."

"Ugh!" exclaimed Leonard. "You don't get it! Relationships are about both people in the relationship being equals! and you just put Amy down all the time!"

"Your crazy." said Sheldon. Leonard decided not to comment. "Amy worships me." He said. but he seemed to be reassuring himself. "Maybe thats the problem. Amy loves you! And you just string her along!'

At this Sheldon jumped up. "I do not string Amy along! " he said in outrage. "Oh yeah? You know she loves you but you kept her in this relationship and make her feel like there is something wrong with her." said Leonard. Sheldon felt his knees go weak as reality set in, about what he did to Amy. Slowly he sunk back into the couch. He felt a pain in his chest at the thought of losing Amy. That he lost Amy. Slowly he turned to face Leonard.

"But I do love her."

K I guess theres gonna be another chapter! Cause no one wants me to go! OLIVE OYLE!