Two months went by and almost nothing changed: The Hardys were still the craziest brothers, Punk was still their mother hen, Mark and Glenn were still terrorising the youngers, Adam was so happy to be able to be with them again, the Divas were still divas… Matt had accepted to go to NXT and Vince had a surprise for all of them.

All of them were looking at the giant-screen placed in the middle of the corridor (not exactly the best to put it) and watching how Heath, for the thousandth time was daring someone to go and fight with him.

"So… Any of you scheduled to go out?" Cena asked when he realised that no one was moving. "Where are the Hardys, by the way?"

At that everyone looked around, noticing that the brothers weren't there.

"Jeff told me that they weren't scheduled for tonight's show." Morrison answered.

"Oh. Ok" John said and centred his attention to the screen.

"What the hell?" Every single person in the arena thought that, less Cole, who actually had said it, when they heard the song that was playing.

What was plying was nothing less than Lita's theme song.

"You again?" Heath asked.

"I just wanted to give you an opportunity to have revenge." She said, smirking.

"No 'little protection' tonight?" He asked.

"Oh no Heath Slater, you got it all wrong. We are not going to fight tonight… Next week, TLC match, 6 people tag-team match, just in case you don't know, that means you can choose 2 people to be you tag-teams partners." She said, moving her mane.

"Anyone?" He asked.

"Yes anyone. Well, not anyone since two of them are already in my team."

"And may I know who they are? Or it's APA again?" The ginger questioned, not feeling very sure about everything.

"No, it's certainly not APA. The two I have chosen are one of the best Extreme Wrestlers I have ever known and they are an amazing Tag-Team." She didn't say anything else so the expectation was building up.

"Are you thinking the same I'm thinking?" Phil asked to his co-workers.

"Yeah. The damn Team Extreme are back together, which means that we'll have to work our asses off to get any championship where they can be together." Mark growled.

And their suspicions where confirmed when their song started to play.

"So the sons of bitches knew about her coming back!" Someone said.

But no one came out.

"What are they doing?" Bourne asked.

"They are waiting. To see if Heath recognises the song or not." Everyone turned around and Hunter smiled at his wife.

"Wait. Heath doesn't know about it?" Kane asked.

"Definitely does not. He didn't even know who was going to answer to his daring." She answered.

"Was that even planned?" Shawn asked, quirking an eyebrow.

"No. But we heard some rumours about he would do something like that." The woman answered. "So, are you happy that these three are back?"

"Does it look like anyone in here is happy to have them back?" Mark asked. "I mean, those three are the craziest tag-team I've ever seen!"

"But what I see the most is that so many of them have no idea what it's to have a match against them." She answered.

And hell if it wasn't right: so many of them never got the chance to fight against the Team Xtreme.

"But Lita is a woman, ain't that dangerous for her?" Wade asked.

"Lita is the greatest high-flyer diva of all times and she has no fear, so sometimes the ones who are in danger are the men surrounding her." Christian said. "Believe me, I know." He muttered.

Back in the ring…

"Don't you recognise that theme song?" Amy asked.

"No. Which makes me thing that you are just making fun of me." The young male said.

"Sure as hell I'm not. Guys please."

Cheers filled the whole arena as they went to the ring, both kissed on the cheek Lita and she returned the gesture.

"So, Heath, I believe you are familiar with them." She said. "Specially with Matt, weren't you the Pro of his best-friend?"

"I believe so." Matt answered wrapping and arm around his waist. "So, Heath, are you happy that we are your opponents?"

The boy didn't answer, just stared at them: he had wrestled against the Hardy boyz when Vince re-hired them, but he had never wrestled against the three of them in a TLC however he knew about them: he knew that they were known for doing the craziest things in the ring.

"He's frozen!" Cole said. "I bet he didn't wait them!"

"None of us did!"

"So, Heath, who are your partners gonna be?" Jeff asked. "You know what you don't have to tell us, we'll give you that advantage."

"So kind of you." The redheaded said.

"But, we'll take something from you: you can only choose people who is at least 3 years older than you." Lita announced and the audience clapped, showing their agreement. "Well, have a nice week kid."

Team Xtreme abandoned the ring and went backstage, where quite a few Superstars and Divas where waiting for them.

"You sons of bitches!" Morrison jumped on them, almost making them fall. "You should have told us! Hi Lita." The woman smiled before she went to hug Stephanie.

Once the show was over they decided to hit a club or something.

"So, let me get something straight, you never dated?" Cena asked.

"Why would I date her? I mean, look at her, she's gorgeous, but she is a woman." He said, hugging the woman.

"But, all the dates you had, the jealousy, the storyline with Edge… All of that was fake?" The soldier asked.

"Damn right. We just didn't tell any of you because it made it more real." Adam said. "The only ones that knew were Jeff, Jay and Trish."

"Trish?" Hunter asked.

"Yeah, Trish. I was going out with her. Still am." The now brunette woman answered.

"You… you are lesbian?" Everyone around them asked.

"Bi. Why so surprised?" She asked.

"Well, you three really made it look real." Orton said before taking a sip of his vodka.

"And as far as I'm aware of Jeff and I also made look our feud real and we never had problems outside the ring." The oldest Hardy said, pointing at his brother with his head.

"That's true."

"Excuse me." Matt said when his fall rang. "This is Matt. May I know who I am speaking with?" He didn't have the number and his agenda and that was pretty weird, he didn't gave the number to anyone.

"Dolph…" A slurred voice answered.

"You mean Nick." He said.

"Yeah… Could you… could you come over?" Matt smiled.

"Of course. What's your room number?"

"279." The blond answered.

"Okay. I'll be there…in half an hour sounds good?" He asked.

"Sure." The younger mumbled.

"Ok. See you later then."

"Yeah. Hey… thanks." He whispered so softly that Matt thought he had imagined it. They hung up and Matt went back to the others.

"Who was that?" Glenn asked, he had seen the smile playing on the boy's lips.

"Someone." He smiled mysteriously and nobody asked, they knew quite well that Matt had different guys in different cities with whom he would lay, so nobody asked anything else, not even Lita. "Yo Jeff!" The brunette went with his brother and lay against his back.

"So are you here to stay Amy?" Jay asked, joining their group.

"Hell yeah. Someone gotta keep an eye on those two." She said, pointing at the two brothers, who were wrestling on the floor. "See what I was saying? Are they always like that?"

"Usually." Hunter asked. "But we just let them, last time we tried to split them Batista ended up with a broken nose."

"They broke Batista's nose?" The woman asked, surprised.

"Well, surely it wasn't intended, they were just… too enthusiastic." Shawn answered.

"You have a lot to learn…" She said as she walked to them. "You two! Stop it right now!" She bended over and grabbed both brother by their ears.

"Ou, ou, ou!" Both of them groaned while standing up, following their friend's hand. "Shit Ames!" Matt said, trying to get free.

"Will you two stop?"

"Yes damn it!" Jeff said and she let them free. "Jeez. My ear."

The rest were dumbfounded, looking at the brunette woman. "See? It's easy."

"If any of you try to do that he will not be able to call himself a man anymore." Both brothers growled and the rest nodded, knowing how 'homicidal' they could be.

And they wanted their 'intimal parts' as they were in that moment.

"Hey, I'm going to call it a night. Guys! Anyone need a ride?" He shouted so everyone could hear him.

"Me!" Chris and Evan said.

"I'm coming too, Matty." Adam said.

"Let's go then." He kissed his best girl friend and then looked at his brother. "And you don't come late, you hear me?"

"Yeah Matty." They pecked each other lips, as they usually did.

So the quartet abandoned the club and went to Matt's car. Ten minutes later they were already at their hotel. After everyone went to their rooms Matt went to Nick's room and knocked.

"Matt?" A little voice came from inside the room.

"Yeah. Open the door, c'mon." And open the door he did. Matt entered quickly and wrinkled his nose. "What the…? Seriously, if Vince ever finds out what you are doing to those poor hotels rooms you are going to be in trouble." The oldest said. "Sit down." The blond obeyed, slowly, not looking at the man in front of him. "So. Why did you call me for?"

"How did you know about my drinking problem?" He asked, still avoiding the eye contact.

"AJ. She told me." He sincerely responded. "But, eventually, I would have found out by my own."

"How?"

"Easy: your movements would slow down, your reflex wouldn't be as best as they used… Stuff like that. She just told me because she didn't want you to get hurt." Matt leaned over and put his elbows on his knees. "She wanted me to help you before you did something stupid."

"But you didn't." There was a huge amount of regret in those three words.

"No, I didn't. You can force anyone to accept help against their will, and you didn't want any help. Question here is, do you really, truly want my help?" He asked, his eyes serious, something so weird to see.

"Yes." The blond answered and Matt didn't have to ask again or why, he saw the desperation, the hurt, and the need in his greenish-bluish eyes.

"Then let's get started." He said, standing up.

"Now? It's like three in the morning." The blond objected, clearly not wanting to do whatever Matt wanted to do.

"Don't worry, I'm not going to ask you to go out and run. Just want you to clean your teeth. You could kill a zombie with your breath." Matt said.

"What? I dare you to repeat that!" He yelled.

"You could kill a zombie with your breath." The brunette said. "I told you, I'm very stubborn and I remind you that Jeff and I are known for doing crazy things. I'm not here to make things smoother for you and I don't have any magic wand with me, I'm here to make you realise what you may lose if you don't change your habits, nothing else."

The one from Ohio stared at him, angry eyes but he slowly turned around and made his way to the bathroom and then he cleaned his teeth.

"Good. Now just go to sleep." He said, smiling.

"I'm not sleepy." The blond complained.

"Okay…" Dolph just sounded like a 5-year-old boy. "What size is your bed?"

"Queen." The man answered. "Okay, let's do something. We'll watch something on TV until you fall sleep and then I'll go back to my room, ok?"

"Okay."

They went to the bed and turned the TV on. Twenty minutes later Nemeth was already sleep. Slowly Matt stood up and abandoned the room and went to his. "Matt!" He shut his eyes when he heard his brother's voice. "Where the hell where you?" The younger Hardy asked.

"Just went to walk a little, don't worry." Matt said, smiling and Jeff started sniffling around him. "What the hell are you doing, Jeff?"

"Well, you don't reek of sex so…"

"What the fuck Jeff?" The brunette pushed his brother and shook his head. "You are completely nuts, baby brother." He said. "C'mon, let's go to bed, we are lucky we are not scheduled for tomorrow."

"Damn right."

They went to bed and both fell sleep in a matter of minutes if not seconds.