Benson luved Merdecry more than he could bear. He wanted to make the do more than anything else. So he did. One day he called Mordedukan to the basement. "Merdeciii, I need you help me with these sweet boxes of porn!"
Mordecai was over in a flash, but then Benson tied him up in his basement sex dungeon. This made Mordecai all hot and bothered. "Are we going to make de sexes?" Mordecai asked with ferver in his voice.
"SHHHHHHHH" Benson said as he laid his finger on Mordecai's lips but instead of a finger it was his pengis. Mordecai foamed peanut butter from his mouth in anticipation. "Wait, I need to beginz my mating call before we make de sexesss." Mordecai was in for a treat.
Benson began twerking the wall as he sung opera. His butt swiggedy swagged in the air. He shook so hard his arms turned into pool noodles. Mordecai's dick caught fire from excitement.
Rigby broke through the ceiling. "Nobody has the hawts without me! Pelvic thrust of DEATH!" Benson exploded from impact. "Rigby bebe, why yu do this?" Mordecai asked until Benson's destroyed cock landed in his lap, "Nevermind, I got the best part!" Muscle Man fell out of the closet with a camera in his hand. "Oh, my stomach feels like its going to explode." So it did! From his stomach came Eileen. "I don't understand this" she said flying in the air before turning into a whale. Suddenly it started raining meatballs. Soon the meatballs turned into regular balls. What a glorious festival. Even the carts began to mate with each other with glee. The female cart gave birth to Margaret, a magnificent baby boy. Today's episode is brought to you by the letter q. Soon everyone got into a moshpit of hawtie hawt hawtness.
Thomas came onto the scene, "What the hell?"
"Thomas join the orgy!"
Thomas reluctantly started taking his clothes off. He was so hot he caught fire. Then everyone else caught fire, scratch that the whole park caught on fire. Next the entire world is on fire. Your computer is on fire right now from Thomas' hawtness, I don't understand how you're reading this you sorcerer you. In fact how am I even typing asjkldbvo3y8t78orboi7w3guinc (fire noises)
What a glorious festival. Send me a PM or leave a review of the next couple for the sexing.