I don't own nuttin but Ashli.
The Strawhat crew stared at the intruder with shock and wonder. Time seemed to freeze for a moment; the silence was truly golden. But it was quickly broken by the seaweed green-haired first mate, who burst out in thunderous laughter, causing the new girl to crack a wide grin.
"Ashli, it's actually you?!" Zoro almost shouted.
"Yeah, if you can believe it yourself, I'm still having a bit of trouble."
The swordsman laughed again as the girl jumped up from the deck. She put her arm around his shoulders and said, "Y'now Zoro, I didn't think I'd find ya on a pirate ship...I always thought you were more the ship-insurance-salesman type." (sarcastic snort from Zoro)
Their short conversation was suddenely interrupted by a certain annoying voice which was, at the moment, still shaking. "Hello, um, who exactly are you?"
The crew turned to see their strawhat captain hanging onto the side of the ship for dear life.
"Luffy what are you doing over there?" Zoro asked in an unentertained sort of manner.
"I-uh--her sudden appearance scared me--?"
"Luffy, stop borrowing Usopp's dictionary and get back onto the ship," Nami said in a slightly entertained sort of manner.
As Luffy re-boarded the ship, Sanji suddenely seemed to fly out of nowhere, showing the signs of sudden and extreme infatuation.
"What love has befallen me the luck I do not know,
The beauty that stands before me radiant and irresistible!
Oh how the the temptress beckons,
As a moth to a fluorescent light, I am come forth to thee!"
He swooped down in front of Ashli and kneeled on one knee, taking her right hand and lifting it in his own.
"My heart is bursting, oh joy, be mine!!
Only once have I ever known this peril, this wonderful delight;
For the angels or the demons have come to make me long,
Long for the delicate bouquet of pure incredibility standing before me!!!
Allow me to present to you a token of my true love to you..."
And he kissed her hand. Just like that.
"Might you bestow on me the heaven of your name?" He asked her with a flourish.
"Of course, my dear aficionado." She replied with equal radiance. "My name is Ashli Zoro."
"Oh Roronoa Ashli, forever shall I treasure the name---WH----WHAAA-----RORONOA?!?!?!?!?!?!"
WHAM!!!!!!!!
Sanji fell over onto the deck, limp as a rag.
"Zoro," Ashli asked, "Are you going to do this to every man who takes an interest in me?"
A/N: Aficionado is another word for admirer….or crazy obsessed fanboy.