NUMBAH ONE
So delishus. Much like. Wow. So kill.
Caan was sitting at his couch, reading a book. He was kinda hungry, so he left to get a bite. He went into his kitchen, and reached into his doughnut bag. What he pulled out...
Gave him nightmares.
There was a chocolate glazed doughnut that had a shiba inu dog face on it that was staring at him. The very GAZE of the thing caused a nuclear power plant to explode, and little children to piss themselves while running away to either the Yukon or Antarctica, whatever is farthest.
And then...the damn thing SPOKE.
"omg. So delishus. Must want. Much amazingly good. Wow."
Caan stared at the dogenut, locking gazes with it.
*dogenut intensifies and turns yellow while rising into the sky*
"DOGEI...DOGEI...WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!"
*shoop da whoop face appears and says 'Ima firin mah laizer!' while shooting a blue beam from its mouth*
"AHHHHHHHH-"
*le universe explodes in a fury of doge :3*
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sorry if it's kinda bad :3 I have a bad case of writers block, but I need to get more stories out ^.^