Kuroko, in Wonderland?!
Chapter 2 – Hatter's Spectacular Tea Party!
"Wonderland?" Kuroko said skeptically, though it was slightly believable; He was talking to a caterpillar, which looked strangely familiar to him. And the rabbit boy who was also familiar. Wait! "Hyuuga-senpai." He said as excitedly as he could with his usual expression, and his tone slightly elevated as he tapped one fist into the palm of his other hand. The Hyuuga-caterpillar arched a green layer of skin like an eyebrow as he watched the curious boy. "I have no idea what you're talking about, but you'd better get a move on or you'll be late for the Hatter's tea party. He really hates people with no sense of time." The caterpillar mumbled and Kuroko eyed him suspiciously. "Tea party? I wasn't invited to any tea party." He said flatly and watched as the bug glared at him. What is this?! His mind was running a mile a minute as the Hyuuga-bug spoke. "The hell ya weren't! What's that then?!" Hyuuga-bug motioned with one of his antenna at an envelope that sat clumsily in Kuroko's pocket. The boy eyed it for a long moment, but decided that for his own mental health [he hoped anyway] he would just go with the flow of this dream. "Ah. Right. Better be off then. Good-bye, Hyuuga-bug." He said plainly as he turned and started back off in the direction the Rabbit boy had gone in. Come to think of it… He thought as he walked on before one of his brows arched, even if infinitesimally so. Kise-bunny.Since no one was around, he figured it'dd be okay if he giggled about how fitting that actually was in his mind.
Unknown to the small bluenette, he wasn't alone at all. In the shadows lurked a figure, sliding like a shadow amongst the trees and shrubbery as he walked on. At one point he came to a fork in the road and stopped short, looking down each path carefully. He could have sworn he heard a quiet, yet demanding voice. Right, the whisper came upon the wind, but Kuroko had no reason not to listen, so down the right path he went. Soon he could hear a great deal of noise coming from somewhere up ahead and he sighed. This tea party sounds like it could be very annoying, he thought before he noticed something in a tree above him move. His eyes darted in the direction before he gasped. "Snake?! No…" At first glance it had looked like a snake, but then he realized. "Snakes aren't fluffy." He deadpanned as he stared curiously at what he now assumed was an animals tail. But what kind of animal? Was it going to eat him? Why was it purple and blue? He watched it for a long moment before he took a step forward and slowly but surely, a boy [ who happened to be attached to said tail] began to materialize out of thin air, and slowly too; making the whole situation slightly more uncomfortable than Kuroko would ever want. "Wait! This character I do remember! The Cheshire Cat!" Again with his extremely small amount of enthusiasm, even if he were extremely proud of himself at the moment. The cat boy's small grin grew wider at the mention of the name and soon his grin had nearly enveloped the lower half of his face.
"You're more intelligent than the caterpillar had let on, little boy." The Cheshire with flaming red hair that clashed horrible with his blue/purple fluffy ears; purred. "How do you know of me?" His tone was curious, and carried a laughter in it, but there was also a deep underlying of sinister carried in it. "Ah. Well, I've seen the movies." Kuroko answered meekly under the instense gaze of the cat boy. "Movies? You are a strange one, little boy. The tea party is straight ahead. Please, do try not to get too rowdy." His tone made it more like a strict command than a question as little pieces of him began to evaporate before the bluenette's eyes. "Akashi-kun would love him." Kuroko whispered with a sigh to himself after the Cheshire Cat had disappeared completely, and he once again began moving forward; To the tea party with the Hatter!
The noise steadily grew as he made his way down the narrow winding path before he stopped short of the entrance to a wide open space. In this space were several things. One was a large table, big enough to seat twenty [ which was way too many people, in his opinion] and said table was wobbly on each end. A leg on the right front was too short and a leg on the rear left was too short causing the table to wobble back and forth hap hazardously as the guests that sat around it leaned forward and rocked backward, reaching for sugar, a tea kettle, a cup, or each other across the table. I had always thought this part of the movie was crazy, but this much detail… Kuroko was almost positive now that his unconscious mind had gone completely insane at this point. While lost in his own thoughts, Kuroko hadn't noticed that the commotion had died down and that all eyes were on him. It wasn't until a very hyper looking hare jumped up from his seat with a squeak and ran over. "Hatter! Hatter! Our very special guest has arrived at last! Where should I seat him? By you, by me, by door mouse; maybe?!" His sing-song tone carried into Kuroko's ear and resonated deep with in. Ah, Takao-kun. His happy go-lucky atmosphere always left Kuroko feeling warm inside, this Hare had to be him. Which meant…
"As long as he doesn't sit on my lucky item, I don't care where you put him." The hatter said, reaching up to adjust his misshapen glasses, one spectacle was shaped like a star, the other was a square. His hat rested tall upon his hair [ which was the greenest green Kuroko had ever seen! Damn, the sing-song was catching!] and was wrapped in a multitude of different colored, shaped, and designed fabrics with one large feather sticking out from the inner edge of the rim. His attire was hardly normal either as he adorned a patch-work waist coat and slacks [each with completely opposite color schemes and design patterns] and one shoe, on his right foot. "Midorima-kun would never." Kuroko said quietly to himself as he looked around the table at the other guests. Kise-Bunny, he thought and a small smirk grew on his lips as his eyes passed over him. Next to the Hatter was very large, mousy looking character, with mouse like ears to top it off and light purple hair. Soft hair, Murasakibara-kun-mouse. Kuroko thought listlessly as he eyed the large, sleepy looking mouse with curiosity. "Please, come sit, come sit! Have a sip of tea with me! Let's get to know you!" The Hare spoke again and it almost made Kuroko jump, inwardly anyway, and he allowed himself to be shown to a seat. A cup of tea was sat in front of him before he looked around again. There was a chair between himself and the hatter. Ah, that's why he didn't want me to sit in his lucky item. The chair. Kuroko observed quietly before he sighed. This was going to be the longest night of his life, wasn't it?
[ Author's Note: Hello hello again! I do hope you enjoy this so far. Next chapter will be a little more fun and interesting, I hope anyway! So please keep reading, and as always; Thanks for the support guys! You're amazing! Love ya all, DA. ]