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INSIDE MY LIFE:

Just discovered that mixing apple cider and hot chocolate in a certain way tastes like heaven.

Please, ask who you want the main character to be! Otherwise I'm doing the other kind of plot, like this. I made sure to translate the complex and well-mannered thoughts of meta knight into a simple, easy form.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story but the plot itself X.X

NOW BACK TO STORY!

I hated it. How in the world did they manage to get a model of me? I haven't even taken my mask off since I came to SSBB. Even if I did, I made sure it was in private; perhaps like I do when I bathe. But there was a law against that, I'm sure of it. But the main problem was the tiny; little blueberry doll with white eyes in my hands.

And this... chibi was going out into the public. I can't have that. Nobody would ever look at the fearsome face I wore serious again. If i were to stop this, I had to do it quickly. The store would open in mere days, and that gave me so little time to manage. But then again, I had my trusty cape and sword. Wait, my cape! I can transport the goods into my cape, though, I wouldn't be using my final smash anytime soon then. Shame to give up such a beautiful move, but I can't just let my face displayed to the public.

But then the door opened behind me, and I shoved the little chibi back into the gift box. Then put that in my cape.

"Aren't you coming down for dinner?"

"I shall be there soon."

Yoshi lifted a nonexistent eyebrow and shut the door.

"Creep" Then footsteps slowly slipped from existence.

I sighed and let my shoulders go slack. I would think later, now is time for dinner. I would need the energy for upcoming battles.

Wario glared at me for the wait, that hog. I stood in my chair. This high counter never did a guy any good, especially with all the... short people here.

They eyed me carefully until I had landed in my seat, and the moment I got in my chair a frenzy broke out. I grabbed the sweet stuff, the orange chicken and noodles; BBQ chicken and sweet n' spicy sauce. I didn't bring chopsticks tonight, those are too hard to eat with. By the time I was full there was only a bit of sweet n' spicy sauce dripping on the inside of my mask. Why the waste, the food was delicious.

I never tasted something as nice as the food here ever since I came to planet Popstar. Kawasaki was a horrible cook, I'm sure I was better than him. Though one time I heard Sword and Blade complaining about my cooking. Nah, they were probably talking about Kawasaki. I still wonder how he landed royal chef two times, let alone once. Still, I'd never get tired of this cooking.

"You pumped about the new chibis?"

"Yeah I am!" Lucas fist-pumped the air at Toon Links floating question. It spun around until it landed on me.

"So... umm... uhh... how about you?"

"I am interested in this newest addition to our merchandise."

"Is that a yes?"

"Yes."

"Why didn't you say so?"

"I did 'say so'"

"No, you said that weird pile of wack, you make my head hurt."

I turned away.

"Wait! I didn't mean to offend you! I just wanted to ask all the villans if they thought the rumor was true!"

"What rumor?"

"That they're making the villains chibi."

All the villans will be chibi? Bless me, then I will have to steal the villains' chibis too. Otherwise It would look mighty suspicious.

"I don't think that will happen."

"You're right, I mean, how the heck are they going to make you chibi?"

He was right. I was already chibi. I'll play along, since this is a rumor, I can keep it a rumor.

"Indeed, it is impossible."

CLIFFHANGER- MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

*ahem* sorry. I'm just ending the chapter here. If I make them all so short and easy I wont have a problem this weekend typing when my sisters are over, staring across the room at my laptop. So I'm typing it early and posting a chapter every day. So many short stories! If you're lucky and review, I'll post another one today!