I don't own total drama or ned's declassified bla bla bla.
Anyway I managed to write the 2nd chapter. Sorry it took so long. Also sorry this wasn't one of the episodes anyone asked for, however it is one of my favorites so I think you'll like it. And one last sorry, I had to use a teen for a teacher again because there just aren't enough adults in TDI.
Ned-Cody, Cookie-Harold, Moze-Courtney, Loomer-Duncan, Woodshop teacher-Chef, gym teacher-Jo, science teacher-Mike, Coconut head- Ezekiel, Missy-Heather, Seth-Tyler
Cody's Declassified School Survival Guide
Chapter 2: Car Wash
The students at James K. Polk High School were currently not in class. Instead they were in a nearby parking lot set up as a car wash. All the students were in their bathing suits instead of their normal school clothes with the girls on one side and the boys on the other.
"It's wet, it's wild and it raises money for school stuff. It's the school car wash!" Cody said. "And every year Coach Jo and woodshop teacher/school cook Chef Hatchet keep it interesting by pitting the boys against the girls in a friendly fundraising contest."
Coach Jo was seen standing next to her group of girls she had brought out for the competition. This included Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Beth and a few others. "Are you girls ready to destroy those weaklings?" She asked her team.
"Yeah!" All the girls screamed out together.
Meanwhile on the other side Chef Hatchet was talking with the group of boys which included Cody, Harold, Duncan, Ezekiel, Cameron, Tyler and a few others. "Ready?" he asked them. They replied with a resounding "Yeah!" "Now remember, whichever team washes the most cars by three o clock gets to decide how the school spends the money." The boys cheered again.
"Like new uniforms for the sports teams," Courtney said. Behind her Coach Jo cheered in agreement.
"And the cheerleaders." Heather added.
"And math-letes!" Beth also added.
"Or like something the school really needs," Cody interrupted them. "Like a new hot tub!"
"Yeah!" The boys all cheered. "Hot tub! Hot tub! Hot tub!"
The girls frowned before pulling out hoses and spraying the boys.
The groups dispersed as the teens started to prepare for the car wash. Cody and Harold both tried to grab cleaning supplies at the same time as Courtney and Gwen. Gwen looked over at the boys. "You know you guys don't stand a chance against us?"
"Ha!" Harold pointed his spray bottle threateningly at the Goth. "Just for that crack, you can't use the hot tub."
"A hot tub?" Courtney said in disbelief. "What we need are new uniforms."
"What we need," Cody spoke up, "is a place to escape the daily pressures of school. A place with hot, bubbly water that says: is this school, or heaven?"
But Courtney and Gwen just rolled their eyes at that statement. Just then they heard a car horn honk. The boys and girls turned to see the first car pull up. Immediately both Ezekiel and Beth jumped on top of it and started to wash. This was hard as they were also trying to push each other off.
"Mine!" Zeke said. "Boys get it!"
"No girls get it!" Beth said shoving him.
However they were both pulled off the car by Chef Hatchet and Coach Jo respectively. Then the two teachers turned to look at each other in a stare down. "Let's flip for it." Chef said. "Heads girls get the first car. Tails boys get it." He pulled out a quarter and flipped it. Catching it they could all see it was heads.
The girls looked excitedly as if they had just won a victory. Chef Hatchet walked away glaring at Coach Jo as the girls started to wash the car. A few minutes later Courtney and Gwen walked over to see how it was going.
"Finished!" Heather said as she and Lindsay finished spraying water on the car.
The CIT looked the car over. "But you didn't even wash it…"
Heather gave a surprised laugh before turning to Courtney. "If it's wet, it's washed."
Courtney got up in her face. "It looks washed, but it's not clean!"
"If you don't like the way I wash cars then you can wash them yourself!" Heather said pushing the sponge into Courtney's hands as she and Lindsay walked away in a huff.
Gwen looked at Courtney. "Can you believe her?"
"If you don't like the way I wash cars, then wash them yourself!" She said in a mock imitation of the way Heather sounds. Both girls gave a laugh before starting to wash the car themselves.
Cody, Harold, Tyler and Zeke were standing around waiting. "Okay so we got to make sure we get the next car." Cody told them. "So we need to make sure we have everything we need. Sponges?"
"Check!"
"Towels?"
"Check!"
"Soap?"
"Check!"
"Water?" Cody asked but the other boys faltered as they didn't have any water. Then suddenly a bucket of cold water was thrown over Cody.
Duncan walked over and grabbed Cody by the shoulder. "Check!" he laughed before high fiving Scott.
But just then an old dirty car pulled in driven by crazy science teacher Mike. Chef walked over to him. "Mike! You're our first customer."
"Well I'm always glad to help out the boys' side." He said getting out of his car. "But please be careful!" He warned them. "I've had this since 1983."
"The car or the dirt?" Cody asked. The other boys laughed along with Chef.
Mike frowned at them. "Just make sure this car stays in perfect condition. Now I've got some errands to run but I'll be back later." He throws the keys to Chef before leaving.
Chef puts the keys in his pocket and puts down the hammer he carries for his wood shop class near the cleaning supplies. "Alright," Harold said excitedly. "Let's get washing!" All the boys grab a brush out of the bucket but Harold who wasn't paying attention grabbed Chef's hammer. He meant to start washing the windshield but instead the hammer broke the glass.
Looking shocked Harold dropped the hammer. Chef meanwhile leans in to examine the windshield before shrugging. "It's just a scratch. Keep washing." The boys shrug before starting to wash the car.
Meanwhile on the girls' side Courtney and Gwen are both putting all their effort into washing a car. Courtney looks away from the car to see Heather, Lindsay and Dakota all tanning in lounge chairs. "If we're going to win, we need everybody." She tells Gwen.
Both girls walk over to Heather who stands up. The three size each other up. Courtney is the first to speak. "Heather."
"Courtney," The raven haired girl says before turning to Gwen. "Gwen."
"Heather." The Goth says before looking at the CIT. "Courtney."
"Gwen?" Courtney asks surprised.
"Courtney," She says trying to sound apologetic.
"Gwen!" Heather draws attention back to her. "I mean Courtney."
"Heather," Both Courtney and Gwen say at the same time. "Listen," Courtney says. "I know we have our differences…"
"I despise you two." Heather interrupted.
"Okay…big differences." Courtney says and Gwen nods. "But if we don't work as a team the guys are going to beat us and we won't get the uniforms."
Heather looks conflicted before conceding. "Yeah…why not? I'm in."
Courtney smiles and hands the queen bee a sponge.
"So should we…high five or something?" Heather asks awkwardly. All three girls raise their right hands and give a weak high five. They then look around awkwardly.
Score- Girls: 5, Boys: 0
"What are you guys doing?" Chef gruffly asks the boys. "We're already down five cars to nothing!"
"Mike's dirt won't come off, eh!" Zeke tells the teacher.
"It will now!" Harold pops out of nowhere holding a clear container filled with a green liquid. "With my homemade high potency mixture of citric acid, dish soap, and a bunch of other stuff that'll clean anything!" He pulls the top off and pours the liquid on the top of the car.
The boys watched as the dirt started to disappear from the car. "Awesome!" Cody exclaims. "The dirt's coming off!" He kept watching and realized something else. "And…so is the paint." The brunette frowned. "There goes the metal…"
There was now a gaping hole in the front of Mike's car. Determined to see this through Chef Hatchet opened the car door and sat down. "No problem," he told the students. "I can fix this with wood! You boys get busy start washing more cars. Hop to it!" He said before driving away.
A few seconds later they heard a crash. Feeling responsible Harold came forward. "I'll go see if he needs any help." He said before rushing off.
"Alright, let's get washing!" Cody said before a bucket of water was once again thrown over him by Duncan. "The cars! I meant the cars!"
Meanwhile Chef has somehow managed to get Mike's car stuck between two posts. As Harold ran over he wasn't sure what to do. "How did you get stuck?"
"I couldn't see through the windshield." He answered referring to the broken glass Harold had caused. "Now listen, direct me out of here so I can fix this heap!"
"Okay, back it up…" Harold told him. Chef slowly drove backwards until he hit the other post. "Stop," Harold told him. "Now forward." Chef drove forward until he hit the opposite post and knocked the front off the car. "Alright, that's good."
Chef shook his head. "Never mind fool! I'll do it myself." The teacher managed to back out till he was free of both posts but at the same time took one of the car doors with him.
Harold started to freak. "Oh man! Mike's gonna freak out! All he wanted was a car wash!"
"Calm down," Harold told the hyperventilating nerd. "We'll wash it." But he didn't look too confident.
Over on the girls' side Courtney, Gwen and Heather had just finished washing another car. Another car drove up and they started on that with the same efficiency. However the boys weren't doing such a great job as Duncan, Scott and some other guys were using Ezekiel as a sponge pushing him up and down the top of a car.
Cody went for more cleaning supplies and as he was grabbing more sponges Courtney came up. She glanced over at the guys' side before turning to Cody. "You guys are really…bad." She remarked as she watched the guys' goof off.
"Oh like you guys are the perfect car washing team." Cody said but then glanced at the girls' side to see them all working together in perfect unison.
"Girls rule," Courtney said before walking back to her team.
Cody glanced at the scoreboard to see it was girls 10 and boys had only 3. Annoyed he threw down his towel and walked over to where Duncan, Scott, Tyler and Geoff were all sunbathing. "What are you guys doing?"
"Working on our tans." Geoff answered. "Duh!"
"But the girls are kicking our butts!" Cody reminded them.
"No kidding eh." Zeke said showing up behind Cody. "But what can we do?"
"How about we work together as a team?" Cody suggested. In response Duncan threw a sponge in his face. Grimacing he tried a different approach. "How about we figure out a way to slow down the girls?" The guys stopped sunbathing when they heard this. Looking up at the tech geek they all nodded.
Elsewhere Chef and Harold were trying to do something about Mike's car when Mike suddenly showed up. He started to freak out at the sight and his back bent down and he got a strange look in his eye. "Dag nabbit what happened to my car? All I wanted was a car wash!"
"We washed it." Chef said.
Harold poked his head out of the hole in the top. "And gave you a sunroof."
Mike looked like he was going to cry at the sight of how destroyed his old car was. "Well…at least it's clean. Especially the windshield." He put his hand out to feel the windshield only to realize it wasn't there anymore. "No!" He sobbed putting his hands over his head.
"Quit your whining," Chef told him. "We're trying to win a hot tub for the school."
Suddenly Mike's head shot up. "Oh…I like hot tubs." Chef patted him reassuringly on the shoulder.
On the girls' side Courtney, Gwen and Heather were looking disapprovingly at what appeared to be three girls washing a car. "They've been cleaning that same spot for the last ten minutes." Courtney said.
Gwen sighed. "We'll never win with that kind of washing. Who are they anyway?"
The three girls walked over to the girls washing the car. "Umm excuse me?" Heather said.
The three girls washing the car were in fact Cody, Ezekiel and Tyler dressed in women's wigs and wearing makeup. "Can't talk now! Too busy!" Cody said in a high pitched tone.
"We must wash this filthy car!" Tyler said also trying to sound like a girl.
"And beat those dirty boys!" Zeke added.
The girls however were unconvinced and each grabbed a wig off a boys' head. They turned around as the jig was up. They laughed awkwardly and the girls' started to laugh with them before pointing their hoses at the boys.
At the sight of the hoses the boys threw their hands into the air. "Boys rule!" They yelled before running away. The girls' sprayed them as they ran.
The score was now girls 16 and boys 7. Coach Jo approached the girls and congratulated them. "I must say I'm proud of all you girls. You really worked as a team today." The girls smiled at each other.
Courtney glanced at the clock. "And with only twenty minutes left there's no way the boys can win." She said before high fiving the other girls.
The boys meanwhile were looking very disappointed. Except for Cody they had all given up. "Come on!" Cody approached them. "You're not just going to throw in the towels are you?" Everybody threw their towels at Cody.
"Forget it," Tyler sighed. "It's over…"
"It's not over!" Cody objected. "When we came here this morning we had a dream. A dream that tired, weary students could soak their troubles away in a hot bubbly hot tub! A dream that I'm not gonna give up on!"
Duncan turned to Cody with his face scrunched up with emotion. "That was beautiful man." Looking around some of the other guys seemed to agree.
Cody knew he was on a roll and had to keep it going so he picked up the volume. "We are men! And we have ruled, and messed up this world for centuries! And we did it together. As a team! You guys aren't just going to lie down and give up like non manly men?"
"NO!" All the boys said together as one.
"Then let's wash some cars!" The boys all cheered before grabbing their cleaning equipment and rushing to the right. All except Ezekiel.
"Guys the cars are this way eh." He told them. Then they all came rushing back and knocked him over in their attempt to get to the cars.
They started washing with new enthusiasm. Showing a speed never before seen they could wash a single car in under a minute. The girls could only watch on amazed. "How do they do that?" Courtney asked Gwen.
The boys' numbers kept going up until Coach Jo called time. "That's it! Time's up! And the winner is…"
Everyone looked up at the board to see the score was girls 21 and boys 21. "It's a tie?" She said disappointed.
"Wait!" Chef Hatchet called out. They turned to see Mike's car being pushed in with Harold in the driver's seat.
"My car is destroyed," Mike informed them. "But it is clean. So…boys win! We get a hot tub!"
The boys and Mike all started to cheer. "Hot tub! Hot tub! Hot tub!"
"How did they wash so many cars so fast?" Courtney asked anyone willing to answer.
"Because they didn't." Vice-principal Mclean answered showing up in his own car. "You didn't wash this car, you just rearranged the dirt." Everyone looked to see he was telling the truth as his car had dried to show that it was still dirty.
Cody frowned. "One last tip, make sure you take your time and clean every part of a car. Because a wet car may look clean but when it dries it may reveal you missed some spots."
"That car is not washed," Coach Jo declared. "And it's a tie again!"
"I don't think so," Courtney pointed to a line of angry customers all of whom had been the victim of a bad car wash.
Realizing they had won the girls started to cheer. "Girls rule! Girls rule! Girls rule!"
"Okay!" Cody interrupted. "So team uniforms are nice too."
"Hey guys, what do you say we help the losers clean up their mess?" Courtney suggested as she reached for a bucket of soap and water. The other girls joined in to help the boys re-clean the cars.
"Alright, let's get washing!" Cody said. For the third time that day Duncan came up behind him and poured a bucket of water over his head. "The cars! I meant the cars!" Cody yelled at the punk as everyone laughed.