Chapter two, fuckasses

Karkat closed his husktop and leaned back. He couldn't believe it. He actually pulled Dave into a kismesis-ship. At first, it was him mostly messing with Dave, but it got pretty serious really fast. Especially when he brought "bro" into it. Karkat knew he hit a nerve then. It felt good to actually piss someone else off. Then he wasn't the only fucking mad person on the entire ship.

'Maybe this would turn out to be a good kismesis,' Karkat thought. 'But then again. Does strider REALLY understand the kismesis concept? Humans don't normally have fucking kismises! On top of that, I'm pretty sure the don't use fucking buckets in the reproductive system. How do they even reproduce?...'

it really hit him then. "oh my gog." Karkat whispered to himself. "i actually have a kismesis. A real kismesis!" a rare smile appeared on his lips. They only really happen when he is by himself, with no one else to fuck with him.

Now he had someone to fuck with.

Karkat stood up and walked to his door. He would get his ass over there, fuck shit up with strider, make him lose his cool, and-

he was cut off when he opened the door and was bombarded with a certain blind troll.

"K4RK4T! I heard that you and Dave are kismesises! is this true? Well of course it is! Dave told me himself!"

Karkat facepalemed. "seriously? That ass has the worlds hugest fucking mouth!"

Terezi laughed. "i thought you would be happy to have a quadrant filled."

Karkat huffed. "its not something to get happy about. Were kismesises! We want to kill each other!"

"then have sloppy make outs."

"Terezi!"

"Dave showed me the conversation, you know!"

Karkat, finally sick of terezi's shit, manoeuvred around the troll and head down the hall.

He turned a corner and ran into the the most ironic person on the meteor. And literary ran into him. It knocked Karkat to the ground, but the much taller human staid up.

"fuckass.." Karkat mumbled before standing up. He looked up angerly at the human and was met with a hand sharply hitting his face.

"ow!" he cried. "what the fuck was that for?"

Dave looked at him, except he seemed a bit.. colder. "that was for bringing my bro into our conversation."

then Karkat slapped him back. Dave seemed unfazed. "and what was that for?" he asked.

"for slapping me, fuckass."

they stared daggers at each other for what seemed like hours. Then Karkat did something he never thought he would be able to do. Something he really knew would tick him off. Make him lose his cool.

Karkat swiped Dave's glasses and ran like hell.

Gomen nasai!

Sorry this chapter is so short! I didn't expect any one to read the first chapter, so i was surprised when i got a few people following this story! I guess you guys deserve something to go on here.

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