Dear, Sherlock

I went shopping with Molly today since it was her birthday, and no one else was willing to go. I didn't like half the stores she went to; everything was to pink for my taste.

She's thirty six today, you know, and I was surprised. I really thought that she was in her twenties because of how little she looked and everything; sometimes the way she acted around you made her appear younger too.

Now that I think about it why didn't you send her anything? It would've been the polite thing to do, you know? Just a little 'happy birthday' text would've been fine. She cried when I mentioned you not texting her congratulations. Do you see what you do to people? Sometimes, I wonder how anyone can put up with you, and I'm starting to wonder why I do it. You never call, you never write back, and it's bloody rude, not to mention hurtful. I haven't heard back from you in over two months.

John Watson