Yu Gi Oh is the pampered offspring of whoever made it, and it wasn't me.
Summary: Watch as Seto conveys his thoughts in a red notebook! Lots of profanity (cussing), weird humor, and yeah. Flame if you want, I'll just flame you right back.
Chappie two: Reasons I hate you.
Dear Journal…
(Seto Kaiba)
Dear My Cruel And Unusual Punishment, AKA Journal,
Okay, Why do I keep doing this? Oh, yeah, it's because I don't want to go to Satan's Toilet AKA prison. Oh, which reminds me, they could never prove that I beat that guy into submission. Money is a powerful thing. Only people who don't have money think money is the root of all evils, and they can't prove THAT either. Take that, ya poor faggots.
Also, you remember that retarded coffee girl that pushed me into this gatway to my mental hell? Yeah, well, she came to my office this morning and asked for her dog back, which I had taken when 1), its fur got in my coffee, and 2), I found out it had been living here in secret. WHAT THE HELL? Who brings their Ra-damned dog to where they work, leave it there, and expect it to not be found? A RETARD, THAT'S WHO! Well, I just looked at her calmly and said that I couldn't gve her dog back. When she asked why, I simply said, 'Because I shot him already.' She ran out of my office screaming. I didn't care, because this was something the workers' union couldn't get me for. I'd probably get in legal trouble, and those tree-hugging animal rights actvists would storm my house. Corrution is good, and the activists can go down like the animals they're trying to save. Those tree-rapists deserve all the shit that flies in their direction, and the government can just kiss my fucking ass.
Well, today was another bullet in my side 'cause I ran into Yuugi. THAT KID'S A FUCKING STALKER! It's like, everywhere I turn, I'm constantly running into this guy! And it's always, 'Do you wanna be friends Kaiba?' Damn, you'd think he was Tea only with a dick, and a murder-weapon hairdo, which is probably still Tea! And he comes out of the most random places! I saw him in the park, in one of the 75 cafes in Domino, and an alley-way! A FUCKING ALLEY-WAY! WHO THE FUCK SPENDS TIME IN A RA-DAMNED ALLEY-WAY?! While I'm on the subject, let me tell you about those other assholes in Yuugi's groupie brigade!
There's Joey Wheeler first of all. He. Has. Fucking. Rabis. It seems like evertime I see him, he's foaming at that huge black abyss of no return that he calls his 'mouth'. And there's that annoying Brooklyn accent. ISN'T HE FUCKING JAPANESE?! WHAT KIND OF JAPANESE PERSON SOUNDS LIKE THAT?! Then there's that Ryou Bakura. I honestly don't know if he's gay, Brittish, or both. I actually think it's both. It actually wouldn't surprise me if he was actually a girl, he acts like a total pussy anyway. Tea Gardner's a whore. END. OF. FUCKING. STORY. Tristan's hair scares the shit out of me. It acually looks like more of a murder weapon than Yuugi's hair, and that's real damn impressive. Duke Devilin's a girl. He's a fucking girl. There is no way in all 7 hells that a guy can look like that and say 'I'm striaght, I love Serenity,' with a straight face. Marlik, Marik, or whatever his damn name is, is probably a guy who either likes to drag, is gay, thinks he's a girl, or any combination of the three. Mai Valentine is a slut. She dresses like a slut, she acts like a slut, and she sounds like a slut. The irrationally high-heeled boots fit. Serenity is more like an odd combintation of Joey and Tea, which I really do NOT want to think about.
(O.o)
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Great, now my mind's been pushed even deeper in the gutter... Damn it...
My life sucks. I lost to a fucking kid who probably won't experience puberty until some time in his late 30s, if at all, my jackass of a step-brother is trying to ruin my life, and my other brother gets kidnapped, what, like 4 times a Ra-damned week? Some suits from my company, who I DON'T know the names of, not only kidnapped my brother, but tried to fucking KILL me, steal my company, trap me in an online world, and for some superbly RETARDED reason, Mokuba got Yuugi to come get me! That's right, Yuugi Motou, the King of Fucking Games!
(O.o)
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FARTHER into that gutter... my mind really loves that fucking gutter...
(O.o)
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I'm gonna stop before my mind deep-throats this gutter...
(O.o)
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Seto Kaiba (I still say my life sucks)