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Yes, Okita Souji was not there when Kondou gave himself up to the enemy so that his friend, Hijikata and his friend, Chizuru could escape safe and sound, thank goodness.

If he had, everything, including the Shinsengumi, would have to pay for Souji's temper tantrum.

Thank goodness he wasn't there. Otherwise Hijikata would never hear the end of it.

Luckily he wasn't there.

But.

But let's say he was-

-"But Kondou-San!"

With tears in his sharp green eyes, Souji threw himself at Kondous feet, practically begging him to let him stay by his side with every fiber of being.

"I don't want to work for him!" He growled with a look of pure cruelty upon his features as he cast a death glare at the equally distressed Hijikata.

He turned back to Kondou with a look of pure childlike puppy eyes, trying to force his mentor and father figure to stay.

"I want to work here with you with the Shinsengumi!" He cried before throwing his arms around Kondou and breaking down into full on sobbing like a small child again.

Hijikata, baring a hideous scowl, was really tempted to leave the brat here to get decapitated. He really expected Kondou to be the strong one in this situation but he was quickly proven wrong when Kondou also threw his arms around Souji and began to cry bitterly as well.

"I'm sorry, boy!" Sobbed Kondou, "It's all my fault!"

No one was really sure why he said that last comment but that didn't stop Chizuru and the other soldiers around them from tearing up at the truly touching scene.

"What kind of cold heartless person…." Chizuru said as she wiped away a tear from her eye, "Would break apart such a loving relationship?"

"I would." Hijikata growled as he approached the two with a metal crowbar which he then proceeded to ply Souji off Kondou and drag him far away to where he would be safe.

"Souji!" Sobbed Kondou as he watched his student get dragged away out of sight never to be seen again.

"Kondou-San!" Cried Souji one last time as Hijikata dragged him away by his collar reluctantly.