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Scorps POV -
''What just happened?'' I thought to myself, plonking myself down onto the seat of a now empty cart (I kicked some annoying little first years out).
When all of a sudden, an all too familiar voice sent spine tingling chills all through my body, Merlin i love it when she's aggitated.
''Was there any need for that?'' Rose huffed rhetorically.
''Is there any need for this?'' I replied, whipped out my wand and made her skirt a good couple of feet shorter. I'm so clever.
She screamed and tried to pull it down abit... Her legs are so nice. I realised i was staring at her legs, drooling and completely blanking what she was babbling on about, only to come back down to earth by her hitting me on the head with the book that she annoyingly carrys everywhere with her (Hogwarts, A history. Just like her mother). It's annoying because it means she's never stuck without a weapon to hit me with.
''Wipe the drool from your mouth and make turn my skirt back to normal length before i hex your ass from here to pigfarts''
I hate it when she brings up pigfarts, I stupidly told her about my stupid father shouting in his stupid sleep about a stupid magical land he want's to go to called STUPID 'pigfarts' and she's never let it go since. I wiped the drool from the corner of my mouth with my sleeve, feeling my cheeks go pink. I shake it off and say;
''I don't know if you have noticed weaslebee, but i've just made your skirt a normal length, you looked like a muggle nun'' I said with a wink. Then feeling a little bad because she looked offended and slightly upset.
''You may think you look attractive when you wink malfoy, but really it just looks like you've got something in your eye.'' She scorned.
Ouch, as much as i love our banter, sometimes she actually gets to me, and what annoys me even more is that she's the only girl that has ever been able to get to me!
There was a pause, where her brick wall face turned soft again. DAMN, I let my face show i was offended. Ughhhh.
''Now turn my skirt back'' she said with a sence of urgancy and a streak of panick. I've learnt never to mess with Rose when she sounds like that. And i learnt it the hard way... She learnt the batbogey hex off her aunty the weekend before...
''Fine'' I waved my wand and retured her skirt to it's former nun glory (he ass still looks good though)
''Thankyou.'' She spat out before turning around and walking out of the compartment, her bum moving from side to side so elegantly, damn she's got.. oh what do those stupid muggles call it? Oh yeah - ''Swag'' I muttered.
Same as above but Rose's POV -
As soon as me Albus, Hugo and Lily sat down in our compartment, i realised i needed a wee, so i got up and started to walk towards the toilet when i heard a bunch of first years screaming and running out of another compartment a little way down the train, so being the curious little gryffindor that i am, i went to see what all the kerfuffle was about and i came to realise that Malfoy had kicked the first years out of their compartment.
I seized the chance to talk to him again, ''Was there any need for that?'' I huffed rhetorically.
Merlin, the lighting was good in here, he looked so beautiful... in a manly kind of way of course... ''Is there any need for this?'' he replied whipping out his wand and doing some crappy spell that made my skirt become horribly short! The cheek of it. ''MALFOY! You're a pig you know that? turn my skirt back to normal now, i can't believe you just done that, if someone walked past and saw me they'll think i'm a... MALFOY!'' He wasn't paying attention to me. Instead he was staring quite openly at my legs, drooling at the sight.
What a confidence boost, he thinks i have nice legs.
I always carry my most favorite book around with me, (Hogwarts, A history) incase i want to read it again for the 57th time... or if a certain someone, name staring with scorp, ending with ious, needs a whack round the head. And this was a prime example.
I hit him round the head and said ''Wipe the drool from your mouth and make turn my skirt back to normal length before i hex your ass from here to pigfarts''.
He's once told me about his father shouting in his sleep about a magical place called pigfarts, and i've never let it go since purely because i know he hates it. I saw is cheeks redden and his face lower slightly so i wouldn't see. I had embarrased him! WAHOO!
This year so far; Rose: 1 Scorpious: 0
He then made some remark about how he's just made it normal, and how i looked like a muggle nun, and then winked at me. I LOOK LIKE A NUN?! Don't get me wrong, i love our banter, but sometimes he actually gets to me, and what annoys me even more is that he's the only guy which has ever been able to get to me!
He insulted me right? So it's only fair i do the same back:
''You may think you look attractive when you wink malfoy, but really it just looks like you've got something in your eye.'' I scorned. I thought i'd be happy that i thought of such a clever comeback, but i found myself feeling bad because he looked offended. I let my angry face ease up abit to say 'nastyness over now' and realised that was a bad idea, because the second i let my muscles relax, i remembered how badly i needed a wee. So i spat out urgantly,
''Now turn my skirt back.'' In which he gave in and did, probably remembering a certain hex i made last time he carried on playing when the tone of my voice said play time was over. Thankyou aunt Ginny.
''Thankyou.''
I turned and tried to walk out normally but i really needed a wee, i was squeezing my thighs together to stop myself having an accident, which made me waddle slightly as i walked out. I thought i must have looked like an idiot, but turns out that dip liked my 'i need a wee' waddle because i heard him mutter ''Swag'' on my way out, which made me hold back a chuckle - making me need a wee even more.
As soon as i got round the corner i ran to the toilet still half waddling. And just my luck - i ran into someone, flooring him and landing myself ontop of his muscular physique. He felt hot, but i didn't want to check if his face was hot too because i would be overcome with embarrasment.
''Sorry!'' I shouted, getting up avoiding his face, and waddle running (with swag) off to the toilets once more.
AHHH chapter 2 - Done :3 BUT who was this manboy that Rose floored!? And will he be a bump in the road to Scorp and Rose's strange but wonderful relationship?! hmmm, you'll have to read and find out won't you?(; MWAHAHAHAHAHAA :3
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