Okay, so here's the first chapter. I haven't changed it really. So remember my rules and maybe, just maybe, it'll end up on the next 'episode'. You neverknow.
Until then, read, review, dare/question. Remember that now.
Episode 1: Sora, Riku & Kairi
Me: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Kingdom Hearts/Disney Talk/Dare show!! Making it's first appearance on FanFiction!!
Audience: *claps and go 'Whooooo!!'*
Me: I'm your hostess, Nee-Nee, and I shall be taking in users' questions and dares that they have for our guests. Anyways, please welcome our first three guests. Our first guest, he's one of our favorite heroes, his hair is unusually spiky and he's one of the most positive guy I've ever met. Give it up for Sora!!
*Sora enters, the crowd cheers like crazy, especially the girls, most especially his fan-girls. He shakes Nee-Nee's hand and gives her a friendly hug*
Me: Welcome to the show Sora.
Sora: Thanks for inviting me Nee-Nee.
Fan-girl 1: Will you go out with me Sora?
Fan-girl 2: No way he's going out with you, rat-face!
Fan-girl 1: What'd you just call me?!
Fan-girl 2: Rat-face. Rat-face, rat-face, rat-face! What ya gonna do, sis?
Fan-girl 1: Okay that's it. It's on!!! *Starts hitting Fan-girl 2. Then all the fan-girls start fighting*
Me: *anime sweat-drop* Well…, talk about fan-girl jealousy.
Sora: Yeah well, that's fame and fortune for ya.
Me: Not to mention immense gaming popularity...Anyhoo, take a seat while I introduce our next guest.
Sora: Sure Nee-Nee. *sits down*
Me: Our next guest, she's a Princess of Heart; she's the object of affection of two certain boys-
Sora: Who are they? Who are you talking about?
Me: I didn't finish Sora! Anyways, AS I was saying, she's the object of affection for two certain boys, and she likes making lucky charms. Give a big hand for Kairi!
*Kairi enters, waving at the crowd. The crowd cheers like crazy. The fan-boys cheer like mad while the fan-girls (for Sora and Riku) and any other Kairi haters boo and hiss. Nee-Nee hugs Kairi, but she looks a bit unsure at the audience*
Me: Pay them no attention. You're a great girl, you know that.
Sora: And don't you forget it.
Kairi: *blushes* Hey Sora. *Takes seat next to Sora*
*Fan-girls and Kairi-haters are ready to throw objects at her*
Me: Before you start throwing whatever it is you're about to throw at Kairi, I would like to introduce my security service. GUYS!!
*Torterra, Grovyle, Empoleon, Charizard, Marshtomp, Blaziken, Bayleef, Quilava, Leafeon, Flareon, Pikachu, Lucario, Murkrow, Luxray and Staraptor enter the stage (all with cool Secret Service glasses), taking up a lot of space and blocking most of the audience's view of Sora and Kairi as 'Eye of the Tiger' starts playing*
Audi. Member 1: *stands up, clearly shocked* Pokemon?! They're the security service? Isn't this the 'Kingdom Hearts/Disney Talk/Dare Show'?! Why do you have Pokemon? Pokemon have nothing to do with Kingdom Hearts OR Disney!
Torterra, Charizard, Staraptor, Luxray and Lucario: You got a problem with that?! *they and other Pokemon start growling too, baring teeth. Audi. Member 1 gets scared and sits down*
Me: A few things. One: they know how to talk and understand human speech clearly. Two: They are trained to attack anyone- except me and anyone I don't want them to attack- if things are getting out of hand, ONLY if I say so. This means fan-girls and fan-boys and anyone else who hates the present guests and future guests; control your anger and obsession issues or I'll be forced to use any one of them on you! And you do not want to mess with these bad boys and girls. Got it memorized? (A/N: I just had to throw it in!)
*Audience nods, too scared to argue back*
Me: Alright Pokemon, go back and take a break. I'll call you guys later. *Pokemon exit backstage*. Now that's done with. Let's introduce our final guest. He wore a blindfold for who knows how long, He's got long silver hair, and he beats Sora almost every time…Ladies and gentlemen, Riku!!
*Riku enters and crowd goes mad. A few girls faint when he flashes a smile at them*
Riku: You took long enough to introduce me.
Me: Sorry, I had to show these people the security, other-wise Kairi would have been pelted with fruits and veggies and much, much more.
Riku: *Sees Sora and Kairi* Hey guys.
Sora and Kairi: Hey Riku. *Riku takes a seat next to Kairi*
Me: Alright, now that we have that settled with, let's begin!
*Audiences cheers*
Okay, first question goes to Sora. And this is a question that has been haunting us all:
Sora- How does your spiky hair seem to defy gravity? Do you use any kind of hair-gel to make it oh-so-spiky?
Sora: First of all, that's two questions. And um…well, no I don't use hair-gel. I've had hair like this as long as I can remember.
Riku: As far as he's concerned, he can't remember much.
Sora: HEEEY!!!! *Gives death glare to Riku*
Me: Okay, next question goes to Riku!
Riku- Have people ever mistook you for an old man?
Riku: What? No! I'm WAAAY younger!! I'm 16 for goodness' sake!
Me: Then why do you have silver hair? Silver hair is the sign of maturity and-
Riku: Yeah, you see? I'm mature. I'm way more mature than everyone here.
Me: You didn't let me finish, you blah! Silver hair is the sign of maturity and aging!
Sora: Hah ha! Riku's an old man! *Rolls on floor in hysterics. Kairi and Audience start laughing too*
Riku: I AM NOT AN OLD MAN! *fails to hide his blush*
Me: Get used to it Riku, this is showbiz.
Riku: Whatever.
Me: Alright, now that we're done laughing at Riku, let's move on to the next question. Kairi-
Mail-man: *enters stage with a huge vertical crate* Special delivery for Nee-Nee!
Me: For me? Really? But can't you do this later, like after the show is over? We're on live.
Mail-man: We are? *looks at audience and cameras, and then looks at Sora, Riku and Kairi* OH!! Hi everyone! I'm Sammy, the mail-man!
Audience: Hi Sammy.
Sammy: Hey guys, it's so great to see you. You know, I always wanted to be a hero. If I was one, I'd have this really cool blah blah blah…*starts rambling on and on about him being a hero*
~5 minutes later~
Sammy the mail-man is still rambling, everyone is bored to death*
Me: Okay, I'm putting an end to this. SECURITY!!
*Luxray, Quilava and Marshtomp enter, knock Sammy out and take him away*
Me: Luxray!
*Luxray enters again*
Luxray: Yes Mistress.
Me: Please take Sammy back to the post office and tell his officials that he's gone a little cuckoo.
Luxray: Of course Mistress. Will there be anything else?
Me: Yes. *whispers into Luxray's ear Luxray nods, stifling a laugh*
Luxray: Of course Mistress. *exits to join other Pokemon*
Kairi: Can you get back to asking me the question now?
Me (sarcastically): Yes your Highness *mock bow, making everyone laugh except Kairi, who scowls* (goes back to normal voice) Sorry. Now, here's your question:
Kairi- Why are your outfits so incredibly short?
Kairi *blushes* No comment.
Me: Alright, I'm letting you off the hook for now. But I'm warning you, someone will ask you that question again, or something like it. And you'll HAVE to answer.
Kairi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *head hangs low and goes into deep blue funk*
Me: Anyway, before we go on to the dares, let's see what's in that crate!
Audience: YEAH!!
Me: *uses crowbar to open it, but can't open it* It won't budge. Try using your Keyblades.
Sora: You sure that'll work?
Me: It may, it may not. It's worth a shot.
*Sora, Kairi and Riku bring out their Keyblades and point it at the crate. A Keyhole appears; beams of light shoot out of the Keyblades and into the Keyhole. The crate dissolves in light as the Keyhole vanishes, there is a huge cloud of smoke in it's place*
Me: Is there anything in there?
?: Hello!!
Me: What was that?
*Walt Disney comes out from the smoke. Whole crowd cheers like crazy. More people faint. Nee-Nee's jaw drops to the floor*
Me: I…don't…believe it. WALT DISNEY!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, Walt Disney!!
Sora, Riku and Kairi: WHO??!!
Me: You guys have never heard of Walt Disney?! *Said people shake their heads* Walt Disney is only like, the greatest animation artist to ever exist! This is the guy who created Mickey, Donald and Goofy and almost everyone else you know and don't know! His company also created most of the people you guys do know when he wasn't around! HAPPY?!
*Sora, Riku and Kairi nod, but are confused at the same time*
Me: What are you doing here Mr. Disney?
Walt Disney: Please call me Walt. And I'm here to host the show with you.
Me: * * *In temporary state of shock!*
Sora: Nee-Nee? *waves hand over her face* Nee-Nee?
Walt Disney: Is she alright?
Me: *breaks from shock* Y-yeah. I don't believe it…*dreamy anime eyes* Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming! NOT LITERALLY! *Points at Sora*
Sora: What did I do?
Me: Sure, you can help me host the show! I'd be more than happy to have you on the show.
*Audience cheers. Walt Disney is introduced to the guests and takes a seat next to Nee-Nee*
Disney: Now, should we get started on those dares?
Me: Yes we will! The first one is for Sora!
Sora- Wear an Indian sharee and dance to Indian music
Sora: WHAT?! I am NOT wearing an Indian sharee! It's for women for goodness' sake! Besides, I don't even know how to dance to classical Hindi music!
Me: Don't worry! We've hired a teacher who can teach you everything you need to know in one hour!
Sora: I'm still not doing it! =3
Me: How 'bout for a cookie? *takes out cookie*
Sora Okay! *Nee-Nee tosses cookie to Sora. He eats it with a goofy face* =3
Me: GROVYLE! PIKACHU! FLAREON!
*Said Pokemon enter the stage. They receive a round of applause*
Flareon: You're all too kind.
Me: Please take Sora to his dance instructor to begin practice for his Indian dance performance.
Grovyle: Yes, Mistress. *The Pokemon are about to leave with Sora backstage*
Me: Oh and guys…?
Pikachu: Yes?
Me: Please don't call me 'Mistress'. Just Nee-Nee. Tell that to the others as well.
Flareon: Yes Mis- I mean…Nee-Nee.
Me: Ms. Nee-Nee is fine too. And one more thing.
Pikachu: Yes Nee-Nee?
Me: If Sora starts panicking and/or gets too lazy, knock some sense into him. *forms a small evil smile*
Grovyle: Yes Nee-Nee *smiles evilly, Pikachu and Flareon smile evilly too. They leave backstage.*
Me: Sora will be a while, but let's get on with the other dares now. Mr. Disney, would you like to take it away?
Disney: Sure, Nee-Nee! This one is for Kairi.
Kairi- Kiss the mystery guy for 10 minutes and only break for air for 5 seconds
Kairi: Uh, okay…
Me: Please come out mystery guy!
*Mystery guy comes out wearing a blue cloak and hood, hiding his face. Audience clap*
Me: And your time starts…now!!
*Kairi and mystery person start kissing. Kairi and the mystery person are enjoying the kiss, so they deepen the kiss. Kairi wraps her arms around the person's neck and the mystery person wraps his arms around her waist. The couple then starts doing all those things people do when they make out in films old and new (and real life), both silly and sexy*
Me, Riku, Disney and Audience: O.O
Disney: Hey, it's been 20 minutes already!
Me: It has? *Checks watch* Okay guys, time's up!!
*Kairi and mystery person break apart reluctantly*
Me: So…how was the kiss?
Kairi (flirtatious voice): Pretty good. In fact…*is about to kiss mystery person again, but Nee-Nee intervenes*
Me: Uh, Kairi, maybe we should see who the mystery person is.
Kairi: Okay…? Who?
Me: *sighs* Mystery guy, please put up your hood.
*Mystery guy puts up his hood and reveals himself to be none other than…*
Audience, Riku and Kairi: Sammy the mail-man?!
Sammy: That's right sugar lips. Speaking of sugar lips, Kairi, how 'bout a lil' more? *makes kissy noises and puckers lips*
Kairi: NO!! Get away from me you creep! I can't believe I kissed a weirdo…, and I liked it! *Screams and runs away from him and leaves set. Sammy runs after her*
Me: …Shouldn't you go save her Riku?
Riku: Eh, I can't be bothered to.
Me: Gee, that's too bad. We need her for your dare. Now we can't do your dare, because only Kairi can do it. I can't, no one can…
Riku: Really? Oh I don't have to do the dare then?
Disney: 'Fraid not.
Riku: YEEESS!! I mean…aww too bad.
Me: It's okay Riku, there's always the next dare!
Riku: I hate you.
Me: I know. *Cell phones ring.* Oh, hold on. *answers phone* Hello…Oh hey Staraptor...Yeah, you found them? Great; yeah listen, bring Kairi back to the set, but you can kick Sammy out, he freaks me out…That's a great idea, why didn't I think of it before? Yeah I will…See ya too! *puts down phone*
Disney: Well, what'd they say?
Me: Staraptor said he found Kairi being chased by Sammy and stopped the two. Kairi will be coming soon.
Disney: That means Riku can do his dare now.
Me: No. He also said that all the Pokemon thought of another dare that Riku could do.
Riku: What? NOOOO!!!
Me: YEEESSSS!!!
Riku- Pick an outfit, wear it and sing 'Best of Both Worlds'
Riku: Okay, I am not going to sing 'Best of Both Worlds'! I hate that song.
Me: Which is why you're doing the dare. Now pick an outfit!
*There is a hanger with three outfits. The first outfit is a white halter top with a flowing green miniskirt and shocking pink go-go boots. The second outfit is a steel blue top with arm-hugging sleeves and with skinny jeans and a denim jacket with sequins and other fancy pins and white boots. And the third outfit is Kairi's outfit in KH2, shoes and all*
Riku: o.O Kairi's outfit? You have Kairi's outfit?
Me: Yeah, I know.
Riku: *sighs* I suppose it'll have to be…the first outfit.
Me: Alright then. Please exit the set to change.
*Riku exits the stage with the first outfit*
Disney: Say Nee-Nee, what was Riku's first dare?
Me: Oh that? Well, Riku had to propose to Kairi, and they would get married even if she said no.
Disney: I think he would have preferred to do that.
Me: No, you see, Sora would have hated Riku if that happened because he loves Kairi. And then everything would get all awkward between the three of them. And I hate it when a good friendship is ruined.
Disney: Oh right.
*Riku enters wearing the outfit he had picked. People laugh and wolf-whistle. Evil, I know*
Me: Wow Riku, you look stunning. You might give those supermodels a run for their money.
Riku: Don't push it.
Me: Alrighty then! Ladies and Gentlemen, live from the set of the 'Kingdom Hearts/Disney Talk/Dare Show'…*inhales deeply*
Disney: Riku shall honor us with a song!!
Audience: *Cheers and claps* *Riku goes up on the stage and takes the mic. The smaller, cuter Pokemon (not just the security guards) enter as back-up dancers and singers. Music starts playing. As the author can't be bothered to type down the lyrics, we'll just skip straight to the end of the song*
Audience: Whoo!! *Claps and cheers*
Riku: You see? They loved me. I was outstanding!
Audi. Member 1: Yeah Pikachu. You rock!
Audi. Member 2: Woo! Leafeon!
Audi. Member 3: You da girl Buneary!
Disney: Or not. They seem to like the Pokemon more.
*Pokemon bow and leave, leaving a shocked Riku to go into depression*
Me: You should probably go change Riku.
Riku: Yeah… *Exits set. Kairi enters shortly after*
Kairi: Hey everyone. What'd I miss?
Disney: Riku singing 'Best of Both Worlds' for his dare.
Me: And wearing a girly outfit.
Kairi: Wow…I wish I could have seen that performance.
Me: You can! We have some footage of it. Want to take it home?
Kairi: Sure! *Nee-Nee hands tape with footage of Riku's performance to Kairi*
Me: Now, the footage of Riku's performance can be bought from the studio gift shop, and only for $6.99! *Riku comes back wearing his normal clothes*
Kairi: Hey Riku.
Riku: Hey Kai, when'd you come back?
Kairi: Just now.
*Cell phone rings*
Me: Sorry, that's mine. *picks up cell phone* Hello...Yeah…Really? Alright then, bring him over. *ends call*
Riku: Who was that?
Me: That was the dance instructor we hired for Sora's dare. He's ready now.
Disney: He shall be here right in about…
*Set lights go off as more colorful, dimmer lights come up on the stage that suddenly appeared. There is a figure which no one can see. Indian music starts playing, and soon the figure turns around and reveals themselves to be…Sora*
Disney:…now.
*Sora starts doing classical Indian dancing in a light blue sharee. You can also see his clothes underneath the sharee. They are also background dancers as well. By the end of the performance, the whole crowd has gone wild and throws flowers at him. He bows.*
Me: *clapping* Wow, that was great Sora. You're a pretty good dancer.
Sora: Thanks
Me: As this is getting way too long, that's all for today's show!!!
Audience, Pokemon and Disney: Awww!!
Sora, Riku, Kairi: YESSS!!!
Me: Well tune in next time for our next 'episode' (if this show survives that is). Please send in your dares and questions for our guests!! But I cannot promise that everyone's ideas will be featured on the show.
Audience: WHOOO!!!
Me: Let's dance everyone!
*The show ends with 'Let's Dance' by Miley Cyrus starts playing in the background and everyone (even Sammy yes) start dancing*
Me: And next, Roxas, Namine & Axel will be on the show! So please send in your dares and questions for this lovely girl and err…not-so-lovely guys!