A/N: Chapter two. Enjoy :D Review is appriciated.

Disclaimer: I don't own reborn or Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

When Tsuna woke up, he found his limbs had been freed from their rope prison and his demonic tutor nowhere to be seen. Giving a sigh of relief due to the fact the baby was no longer torturing him at the moment, the teen stretched his limbs contently; it had been a while since he had a chance to relax like this. However, just as he thought the peace was too good to be true, Tsuna jumped with a start.

"W-w-w-w-what the heck is this!" He screeched, his voice cracking as he looked down at the garment he now adorned. It was a simple blue dress, the fabric soft and flowing as it cascaded down to just under his knees. Upon further, hesitant, examination Tsuna came to be aware that aside from a simple white apron and poofy, short sleeves, his outfit now consisted of many unusual items. Long white socks… with bows matching the baby blue one nestled in his hair, heeled black shoes- that the brunet quickly deemed painful and difficult to walk in- and… what appeared to be another poofy, frill covered item… shorts maybe? Shaking his head quickly, Tsuna figured it was just some weird joke of Reborn's and refused to let it get in the way of his relaxation time. Laying back down and resting against the tree's trunk comfortably, the teen yawned, at ease despite his previous discovery; he had been through many situations more abnormal than waking up in a dress. Closing his eyes at last, he let the bright sun warm his face from its place high up in the sky; this had to be heaven.

His break did not last long. What seemed like only seconds after his self appointed recess began, Tsuna was interrupted by the heavy panting and quick footsteps of a familiar person.

"Oh no. Oh no, no, no. This can't be good. I'm late. I'm really late. Big brother Dino will be so disappointed." Opening his eyes to see what the new commotion was about, Tsuna sat up and looked over to where the voice had originated.

A young boy with short, dirty blond hair stood at the cross roads, looking from one direction to another as his long, striped scarf trailed in the dirt behind him- out of place among his formal clothes. He was wearing a button down shirt and long, black tail coat. He had long, baggy, white knee high socks and black shorts like a child in elementary school would wear; his shiny, black shoes reflecting the glare of the sun.

Tsuna blinked. No way, it couldn't be. Could it? Could this boy really be-

"Fuuta?" The child jumped nervously and peered over in Tsuna's direction, the teens eyes widened. It was Fuuta. Yes it had to be. Except… this boy… he was human right? Tsuna didn't know what to think anymore. This supposed 'Fuuta' had long white, furry ears a top his head and a fluffy cotton ball of a tail.

'Just like a rabbit.' Tsuna mused to himself, though with the way he had woken up, he wouldn't be surprised if Reborn had gotten all of his friends to go along with this 'game', it seemed very plausible. Heck, it had happened before!

"D-do I know you?" The boy continued to look around nervously, his eyes shifting quickly from side to side, his nose twitching as he clutched a large book close to his chest. However, before Tsuna could respond, the boy yelled a quick apology before sprinting off once more towards an unknown location. The brunet reached out a hand, trying to quickly spring up and catch the boy, but Tsuna found himself tripping over his own feet. Heels really were difficult.

"W-wait! Fuuta! Is Dino- san here too? Where are you going? What's going o-?" As he chased after the blond, Tsuna ran into the hard wall of a cave; Fuuta had disappeared into a small opening below him and the Vongola heir hadn't reacted in time.

Peering down, Tsuna decided to play along with whatever was going on and recognize the crater as a rabbit hole.

"What a strange place to hide…" Getting down on his hands and knees, the brunet began to crawl into the hole, calling out the younger boy's name as he went along. "I really shouldn't be doing this." He whined as the rocks dug into his knees and the dirt stained his white socks. Then, suddenly, the floor gave way from beneath him and Tsuna began tumbling down the long tunnel.

There was something quite strange about falling down this tunnel. Not only did it seem to go on forever, but as he looked around he caught glimpses of everyday objects as well. A clock, a lamp, a table with books… was that a rocking chair? The strangest thing of all however, was not that the objects were in the tunnel to begin with, but that they were completely stationary, not stuck to anything but simply floating in mid air. Tsuna shut his eyes tightly, he just wanted to feel the ground under his feet again. No matter how uncomfortable high heels could be, he was sure they were much better than the sensation of fright that now ran through his veins.

After what seemed like ages, Tsuna finally touched the ground, though maybe not as he wished to. His head rested on the floor and his feet pushed against the ceiling. Standing back on his feet, the boy rubbed his head lightly and continued to chase Fuuta through the door he had just entered.

When the brunet got to the next room, he looked in all directions but did not see the blond anywhere. Why did everything have to be so complicated for him? Letting out a frustrated groan, he finally spotted a single door as his only hope. Running over to the door, Tsuna quickly opened it only to be met face to face with another, yet smaller, door. Pulling this door open as well, the result was the same; this was driving him crazy! As he pulled open the third door slowly, he was rewarded by an opening just large enough for him to fit through. At least there was one reason he could be thankful for having such a wimpy physique.

Crawling through the hole in the wall, Tsuna was even more frustrated to find himself in yet another dead-end room. There was a small glass table in the corner with a large gold key on top and a small red curtain hanging all alone on the bottom of the wall. Pushing the curtain aside, the Vongola heir uncovered a small door.

"Great," Tsuna began, already less than amused by this…place, "another door." Reaching out and giving the shiny yellow knob a quick twist and pull, the door refused to budge. Instead, what appeared to be eyes shot open.

"Ow! Now just what do you think you're doing?" The door spoke in a lazy tone and seemed to stare back at Tsuna with a half lidded expression, though it was not one of anger. The brunet blinked. Did… the door just talk? Coming to this realization sent Tsuna's head into yet another spin of confusion.

"H-huh?" The door looked up expectantly and decided not to torment the boy.

"What is it that you want?"

"I- uh- I was following Fuu- ah! I was following a white rabbit have you seen him?" Maybe the people of this place weren't the people he knew back in Namimori, but if that was so, then where was he?

The door had a look of thought on his face before nodding… as well as a door could nod, his few facial features moving up and down along the brass section of the small entry way.

"I did. He left this room through me just before you got here. He was in quite a hurry." This raised Tsuna's hope; maybe he could finally get some answers.

"Then may I please pass through as well?" Blue green eyes gazed up at the teen.

"Sure. But first you should worry about your size."

"What?"

"Your size. You are far too big to fit. It's impassible." Tsuna blinked.

"O- oh… then um, how can I fit ?" The doors eyes shifted over towards the glass table.

"There's some nice Japanese green tea on the table over there. Drink it. Japanese people make great tea you know." Tsuna walked over to the table.

"Um… are you sure this is safe? What if there's poison or something in the cup? I mean I don't want to get sick or die… and how will this help me fit through the door if it is just tea? I've drank tea a lot and it's never helped me-"

"Come now it won't kill you. Just take a sip. Though nothing is impossible…" the door trailed off. "Just read the directions and you'll directly be directed in the right direction." Tsuna frowned.

"I… I don't understand what you're talking about…"

"Simply read the paper attached to the cup and you'll know the right thing to do." Was this boy an idiot? The door had thought his directions were crystal clear. Nodding, the Vongola heir picked up the tea cup; and blew on the liquid before taking a deep breath.

"Are you sure it's safe?" He hesitated.

"Please just drink the tea." Tsuna nodded slowly and took a small sip of the warm liquid.

Immediately the furniture around him began to grow. No, it was more like Tsuna began to shrink. He was finally just the right size to fit through the door.

"May I pass through now?" The door shook his head, his expression not changing from his primarily stolid one..

"Unfortunately, I seem to be locked. You'll need the key to pass through young… hmm what is your name?"

"Oh. It's Tsuna." He nodded, not feeling the need to introduce himself.

"Young Vongola then, you need the key up on the table." That wasn't his name! Where did he get Vongola…?.. but he was sure no one in this world knew him, not even Fuuta recognized him!

Tsuna shook his head clear; he didn't know what was going on but he knew he had to keep moving forward.

"But the table is so high! I can't reach all the way up there!"

"Well there's nothing I can do. However… you could always open the box." The teen looked around.

"What bo-" and just like that, a small gold box appeared. Walking over to it, Tsuna cautiously opened the metal case and peered inside. The box contained several small pink lollipops, each reading 'lick me' and covered in a clear, plastic wrapper. Picking up one of the sweets, Tsuna tore off the wrapper and did as it instructed. Instantly he grew many times larger than his original size.

"W-what!? W-why am I so big now?" The teen began to panic and the door frowned in disappointment.

"Well you certainly are quite large now, bigger than my Moskas for sure…" What was this door talking about? Moskas? Lolipops? Tsuna groaned. The people he knew seemed to be something unknown to him; and that which he did know was not what it seemed. His friends were strangers and the strange things were what he recognized. It didn't make any sense.

"S-spanner?" The door looked up surprised.

"Oh, young Vongola, you know my name?" Tsuna nodded shakily as he tried to take in all the new information.

"But why are you a door. Aren't you a human like everyone else?" The door frowned again.

"I have always been like this. Every since the Queen decided my Moskas were an annoyance." Large chocolate orbs widened.

"That doesn't sound fair! What queen is this? Japan doesn't have a queen!" Spanner shrugged.

"The Queen has never been a fair person, though the King does his best to keep judgments as fair as possible." The male paused for a moment. "Japan? Is that where you think we are?" The brunet blinked.

"We're… we're not in Japan?"

"I'm afraid not. This is a Wonderland of parallels. A mix of universes all coming together in a big mess." Tsuna could feel tears welling up, his large eyes becoming watery, and his vision blurry.

This wasn't japan? It wasn't his home, he didn't know anyone, and he didn't know anything- especially not what was going on. He was completely lost and alone. It reminded him of the time he was almost lost to sea, floating away with no one to save him. He was scared and he just wanted to go home. He would rather endure hours of Reborn's lectures than deal with any more of this.

"Reborn! Help me!" But like usual, his begging brought no salvation.

As tears began to run down his cheeks, Tsuna tried to rub them away. He was too old to be crying; who was he, Lambo?.

"Oi, young Vongola why are you crying?"

"I- I just want to go home!" Spanner sighed.

"It's okay. Just don't cry, You're flooding the room. Young Vongola!" But the teen couldn't help it, the more he tried to wipe his tears away the faster they began to roll down his face. "Drink some more tea; it'll calm you down." But Tsuna was far too frustrated and the large tears wouldn't stop as they flooded the room. Picking up the cup in a panic, the brunet took one long gulp from the porcelain cup before shrinking down once more. Falling into the teacup, the teen quickly realized his foolish action as he sailed through his own river over tears and through the key hole on the door.

"Have a safe trip young Vongola." The door managed through mouthfuls of water as Tsuna called back a quick apology. He was already feeling guilty about his actions- Spanner was only trying to help.