This story is for fun. I own nothing except the tiny island of Okami/ Hiro and the cafe. Everything else belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. Thank you for your time~. The first to be served is FiriHon and USUK FTW. ORDER UP!

Okami looked over the first customer. She smiled at her.

"This way please!" Taiwan took her to her table. Okami shook herself before following.

"Konnichiwa!" Okami happily said. "I'll be your waitress today, hai?"

"Hai!" The girl said joyfully.

"So, what is your name?" Okami asked, pencil at the ready. "It's for the... Orders to address you as."

"Call me FiriHon and USUK FTW!" She laughed.

"What will you have today, then?" Okami asked, handing her a menu.

"Hmmmm, I'll have the DenNor, the USUK, some HongIce, the PruCan, and a side of Spamano," FH and USUK FTW said, handing Okami the menu back.

"I'll be right back with your order," Okami nodded, heading off for the kitchen. She barreled through the doors, seeing the Head Chef, Hungary, preparing a set of pre-orders. "I'm not asking. Here's the order."

"Thank you, Okami!" Hungary said. She quickly prepared the boys, before pushing them out the doors with Okami.
"Now, have fun~!"

"Time to earn your keeps," Okami whispered to them. She pushed them towards FH and USUK FTW's table, just as another customer walked in.

"Okay, boys~!" FH and USUK FTW smiled brightly, a camera ready.

Denmark smirked and pinned Norway to the floor, kissing him passionately and removing his shirt. Okami squirted him with hot water from a squirt gun, telling him to keep it below a mature act. America pulled England close to him, playfully but passionately kissing him. Even though Hong Kong and Iceland outright refused to do anything romantic, Okami had bribed the. Hong Kong tripped Iceland, before dropping on him, biting his neck and rubbing his sides. Iceland moaned happily, but his body fought back.

"How much is this gonna cost me?" FH and USUK FTW whispered to Okami.

"About, maybe, $20, American," The youngest Asian responded, also taking pictures.

Prussia and Canada were fiercely making out, enjoying every second of it. Prussia nipped at Canada's neck drawing out moans from the Canadian's neck. Canada, in turn, rubbed Prussia's back and chest, making the taller and older growl. Spain and Romano, however, were being innocent. Spain was just giving Romano simple and caring kisses up and down his face. Romano pouted not making eye contact with Spain.

"How did you rope me into doing this!?" Romano yelled at Okami, who simply smirked at him, taking a picture.

"Smile~," Okami snickered cruelly.

"You ass!" Romano snarled, trying to rush at her. Okami simply smiled and squirted him in the face with the hot water. He crumpled to the ground, screaming out in pain. "Why the hell do you have that!?"

"It's very useful~," Okami grinned.

"You do look like a wolf!" Romano screeched.

"So I've been told," Okami shrugged. FH and USUK FTW stood up, smirking at the boys, who stopped all movement (aside from Romano, who continued to writhe around on the ground in pain). She turned to Okami, paying her $20 American, plus a tip of two dollars.

"Thank you very much!" She said, putting away her wallet. "This was the greatest experience I've ever had!"

"Thank you, as well!" The young nation said, passing the money to Vietnam, who batted away China's attempts to take it. "Please, come back again!"

FH and USUK FTW left the cafe, clearly happy with life. Okami looked over at Vietnam and China fighting over the money.

"Kami-sama," Okami sighed heavily. She took her squirt gun, refilled it, and mercilessly squirted her family members. Vietnam wisely moved out of the way. China, however, wasn't as lucky. He received first degree burns to his face. As he screamed out, all Okami did was sigh and leave the room, waiting for the next customer.

Was this a good first chapter? If so, tell me in a review~! Also, please specify your orders a little more clearly, please. Thank you. PM your order to me~.