Well things will definatly get interesting... If I owned these characters could you imagine the things I could do?! But all I own is the plot and lyrics.

Cho Trouble and Dobby

So the train arrived at Hogwarts and the students basically ran to the carriages. The two most followed couples in Hogwarts (Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione) shared a carriage with Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom. The group chatted about everything and everyone they could think of. Once they arrived at Hogwarts some Ravenclaws, led by Cho Chang, approached the six.

"Hey who's that girl?

With the boy of Cho's dreams," sang some of the Ravenclaws.

"I think I'm going to hurl

For its Ginny Weasley!" sang Cho.

Luna stepped forward and locked eyes with Cho.

"You're just jelly

Since you ain't as pretty

And you got a pot belly

The world ain't yours

So stop acting like you own it

Ginny outscores

You sorry excuse of a Ravenclaw

Every bit of you is a flaw!" rapped Luna.

"Loony Lovegood is so weird

She raps like a Muggle

And I hate how she volunteered," sang Cho.

Hermione started moving her thumbs around rapidly causing the some to come to a halt. Everyone stared at her and Harry tried to stop her.

"Not now Harry I'm about to defeat this…where am I?" she asked suddenly.

Ron and Ginny lead Hermione into the castle. Cho latched herself onto Harry causing him to fall.

"Ah! Help! Help!"

Professor McGonagall came over and removed Cho from Harry.

"Miss Chang! That is unacceptable behavior, five points from Ravenclaw," said McGonagall.

A large groan came over the Ravenclaw crowd. Harry ran away frightened of his ex-girlfriend. He reached the castle and Dobby the house elf appeared in front of him.

"Mister Harry Potter!

Dobby loves Mister Harry Potter!

All the house elves too!

You saved me from evil Malfoy

And I am forever grateful to you!

If Harry Potter ever needs a thing

Just whistle Dobby's tune

Because Dobby loves you!" sang Dobby.

Harry smiled at his house elf friend.

"Well, I'll just have to become Harry Potter," whispered a very blond boy who hid behind a suit of armor.