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"Brittany, I can't believe you! This is gonna be on my permanent record FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Next time I audition for a show I'm not gonna be one of the final contestants. OH NO! I'm gonna be the girl who's picture gets thrown in the trash because I'm Miss Robbed-A-Pastry-Shop-And-Not-Only-Committed-A-Crime-But-Was-Stupid-Enough-To-Come-Back-For-More!"
"That's a really long last name."
Quinn grabbed onto Rachel's arms and held her back so she wouldn't attack and quite possibly kill Brittany. The wild look left her eyes momentarily and she turned her head around to Quinn and smiled, "I'm cool, Quinn. Thanks for helping me not actually commit a felony."
Quinn could see the wheels turning in Rachel's head so she quickly said, "Oh you're welcome Rach. Now, Santana will you please take your fiancé home and Puck and I will take Rachel home. Go home, NOW."
Santana received the message and dragged Brittany to the car. "Why weren't we invited to Rachel's wedding? And why didn't he just take her last name it's easier to write on your account..."
Rachel's eyes looked like a great ball of fire. Quinn could no longer restrain her from becoming the charging bull she wanted and Puck had to come in and pull her into the car.
Quinn couldn't help but notice how hot Puck's arms were as he launched Rachel into the back seat and slammed the door. She stood there like an idiot drooling until she noticed him staring at her. She looked up to his face and watched as an eyebrow shot up. She blushed and looked down at her feet, "Oh shut up."
He smiled at her, "I never said anything," he started walking towards her his eyes full of mischief. He leaned down to kiss her and she quickly accepted his offer. Just as his hands began to wander down to her ass Rachel began to bang on the car window, "Look I know a lot of guys would kill for free porn, but I'm not exactly into that kind of thing. Oh and by the way, Puck, I saw a picture of your junk, not as impressive as you make it out to be."
Puck suddenly became self conscious and began walking to the drivers seat without a word. As Quinn walked to her side of the car she gave Rachel a look that could've killed. In response Rachel just rolled her eyes. She was still in a bad mood over what happened with Brittany and was taking it out on any one within throwing distance.
The car ride to Rachel's apartment was quite awkward, but thankfully she said they could just drop her off at the subway cutting most of the trip off.
When Quinn and Puck reached her apartment Quinn began to strip Puck's pants and underwear off at light speed. She took off his shirt as well for good measure.
"Baby what are you doing?" He said as she finished stripping him.
"I'm going to show you that Puck-a-saurus is not a loser now sit on the couch. Yes, now make some room for me between those legs." He gave her an impressed and deeply aroused look as she got on her knees on the floor.