Once again, Hana does not own the characters of ouran high school host club, they belong to Bisco Hatori.
Hana-*sitting in her chair, then smiles at the audience* welcome back to my Ask The Hosts show, *tears up* I'm really surprised that ANYONE would like my show enough to review, and lo and behold, I GOT 3 REVIEWS! *starts crying, then the hosts show up, and Hikaru and Kaoru run up to Hana and wrap their arms around her*
Hikaru and Kaoru-AWW! She's soooo cute when she's happy *nuzzling their cheeks against hers*
Hana-*sees them doing this, gets a slight nosebleed then punches them* HEY! GET OFF ME IDIOTS! *goes back to normal* anyway, here's questions from Wammy's Other A
Konichwa! I'm pleased to be able to ask the host club some questions. *bows* I would like to go in order... well some what, heh *scratches behind head*
Tamaki: You kinda annoy me, with all the flowers and sparkles... do you mind turning it down a notch?
Kyoya: Hmmm... I have nothing to say but hello... Ello! *smiles*
Kaoru&Hikaru: Do you guys hate it when some fangirls put you two in yaoi and go into extreme detail? I kinda do cuz it's incest... or twincest i guess would be the correct term...
Hunny: Would you like some cake i made? It's actually not burnt this time and takes good *holds out a plate with strawberry shortcake on it*Takashi:Hello, may i have a hug?
Haruhi:Hello, i want to know if you would be friends with me, you seem like an awesome person and I want to become more laid-back like you *smiles*
Well that's it for now *smiles sweetly*
Hana-*smiles* thanks so much Wammy for your review *turns to tamaki* your turn
Tamaki-*I annoy you Wammy-Chan? *tears up, then goes into his emo corner and grows mushrooms*
Hana-*glares* Baka, answer the question?
Tamaki-*goes back to flowers and sparkles mode* why would you want me to tone down what makes girls happy.
Twins-*rolls their eyes* because it annoys the girl?
Hana-Okay, moving on…Kyoya?
Kyoya-*looks up from scribbling in his notebook and gives a "Host" smile* Hello to you too. *then goes back to his scribbling.
Hana-well…that was to the point. *turns to the twins* Idiots, your turn.
Twins-*grin evilly* we had a feeling that we'd get this question sooner or later, but we need a volunteer for our demonstration. *they grab Hana*
Hana-HEY! WHAT THE H-*Hikaru stops her mouth with his*
Hikaru-*whispers* hush Hana-Hime, let us answer the question.
Hana-*quietly fumes*
Twins-We don't mind that much because it increases the hype of our brotherly love scene at the host club. But sometimes it goes a little bit overboard.
Hikaru-besides *pulls Hana closer to him* I may love my brother, but I'll never love anyone more than my sweet Hana-Hime *kisses Hana's face*
Hunny-*grins brightly* thank you for the cake *grabs it and starts eating it* I love strawberry.
Mori-*nods and hugs Wammy*
Haruhi-*smiles a little* thanks for the compliment and sure, I'll be your friend.
Hana-*gets out of hikaru's grip, then turns to the audience* well, that's all for now, and I'm sorry if your question didn't get in, but there's always next chapter *smiles* See you next time *then punches Hikaru* why did you do that? By the way, Hime means princess, just to let you know.