Disclaimer: Not mine.

Bonding

It was a beautiful day! The birds were singing, the sun was shining, the wind was slowly blowing and the regulars were sitting in the hot and stuffy clubroom bonding…

Why? Because Oishi thought that they needed to know more about each other so they can play doubles better. (Yeah, like that's possible…) Even Tezuka was there. THE Tezuka! It was still a mystery how Oishi, with the help of Fuji, had talked Tezuka into this madness.

So until now they had done the exercise were one falls back and the other catches him, one gets blindfolded and the others tells him where to go and stuff like that.

Ryoma despised everything they had done till now. Thanks to Momo he fell on the ground and now had a bump on the head and Kikumaru made him walk into the wall, the not-so-very soft wall.

He mentally added "bonding with other people" to his "I Hate This Shit" list.

"Now then I guess it's time for the telling before we end this." Oishi said.

"Nya, telling?"

"Each of us will tell a fact about himself that others don't know about him." At this Inui glints his glasses and pulls out his notebook, hand ready to write down data.

"Ok, I'll start." Oishi said "I listen to Heavy Metal music."

Everyone gaped at that. Tezuka even raised an eyebrow. Who knew that the Mother of Seigaku had such a taste in music?

Once everyone had un-shocked themselves Kikumaru started to jump around and shout:

"Nya, nya, I can touch my nose with my tongue, nya!"

And after that he still continued so we will skip this.

So after that everyone, except Tezuka and Ryoma, had said something.

The stares were now aimed at the little baby of the team. They didn't want to test Tezuka's patience any more than they already had.

So now Ryoma was thinking what he should say. The fact that he was the son of Samurai Nanjirou was a well know fact now and he had nothing…

"Wait, I can finally tell them that!" so he smirked evilly and said:

"I'm dating Monkey King."

Oishi got a heart attack, Inui snapped his pen in half and stopped writing, Fuji opened his eyes, Tezuka did nothing (Because he had already heard that from the diva himself for about gazillion times.) and the rest of them seemed petrified.

"What?" Ryoma just shrugged and drank his Ponta.

~Omake~

It took about five minutes to un-petrify the rest of the regulars and bring Oishi back to life. Just when he (Oishi) was about to ask Ryoma something the clubroom doors were kicked open and Keigo came in radiating his "Bow Down To Me" aura.

He turned to Ryoma and said: "Brat, what are you still doing here? We have a date."

"Oishi-sempai was making us bond, so I couldn't come."

Keigo glared at Oishi and went to Ryoma. He then pulled him up and kissed him.

Oishi got another heart attack and so on.

"Ore-sama took care of that problem. Let's go."

The pair went out of the clubroom leaving few dumbfounded regulars.

"This is going to be fun! I have to call Sei-chan!" thought Fuji.

A/N: Not much of Royal pair. But I still hope you found it at least enjoyable.

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