Well, here's the next chapter!

Chapter 2- You're now Leaving Virginia

Cuddles trudged towards the bus. Toothy, however, ran past him and boarded the bus. "Come on Cuddles, don't be such a dick head and get on the damn bus!" Toothy yelled out the window, taking his seat next to Petunia.

Stupid Toothy. Cuddles said to himself. He boarded the bus only to be met with an awkward stare from everyone. "What? You got shit in your pants Cuddles?" Someone said from out the rows. Cuddles already knew who it was since Petunia and Toothy were laughing. But the bunny didn't seem to mind.

Cuddles walked to the back of the bus and took a seat behind Flippy and Flaky. He put his luggage under his seat and sat down. He sighed; This trip is gonna drag on forever! He thought. Cuddles closed his eyes and floated off into a calm daydream.

"Alright is that everybody!" Nutty yelled, causing Cuddles to jolt. "Yes!" Everyone said flatly. "Alright! Now let's leave this mother fucker!" Nutty yelled in his usual sugar-high tone. With that said all the passengers "wooed" in excitement.

Nutty sat down in the driver's seat, took out a can of Red Bull from the cooler adjacent to him, drank it, crushed the can, and threw it behind him. Unfortunately, the can hit Flippy in the head. The war vet stood up and yelled. "You stupid jack off, why the hell did you hit me? You wanna fight?" Flaky instantly pulled Flippy down and gave him a "sleepy" pill.

Petunia looked out the window and saw sign that said "You are now leaving Virginia" "Wow." She said to herself. She turned to Toothy. "You know, it's so weird how we live in America but we never know what state we were livi-"

Petunia elevated Toothy's head up so it was fixated on her face. "Sweetie, my face is up here, not on my chest." She told him in a kind manner that almost sounded sinister. Toothy nodded slowly, knowing that if you looked at her lustfully again, he could have the ability to juggle his own balls.

"Oh, I almost forgot!" Nutty said to himself. He got up from the driver's seat and stood in the passage way.

"We are outside the boundaries of Happy Tree Town, if you get killed, raped, robbed, or stabbed it is not my problem. I will do anything if you get hungry. I can not do anything about the person sitting next to you. If we fall off a cliff, oxygen masks will dispense above your seat. Make sure you secure your mask before securing your children's mask because your life is far more important. Any questions?" He said briskly

Flaky raised her hand. "U-um Nutty? Who's driving the bus right now?" She said, her voice shivering. "Oh, you see this?" Nutty held up a thick string. "This is what steers the bus. Example A:" Nutty violently pulled the string. The bus made a sharp right turn; everyone except Nutty screamed and held on to something.

"And another thing, How are we driving if you're not pressing on the gas?" Flaky asked. "Ah, my dear Flaky, that you must never question the inner mechanism of my mind, for you do not the complexities of a crazy green alien…I mean squirrel!" He said, tapping his head with one finger.

Flaky nodded. Right.

(Time skip- 38 minutes)

Everyone on the tour bus was asleep except for Lifty, Shifty and Nutty. Lifty sighed and looked out the window. "Shifty, ever wondered what it's like to actually buy something instead of robbing people?" He asked his older brother.

"I don't know or care, now leave me alone!" Shifty snapped. He reclined his seat and drifted into a deep sleep. You stupid fucker, al you care about is yourself and materialistic possessions! Lifty wanted to yell at his brother, but couldn't have the will power or guts to do so.

Lifty spotted a highway stop coming up. "Nutty, pull over I wanna buy something!" Lifty told him. "What did I tell you about being hungry?" He said, without looking at Lifty. Lifty sighed. "If you do I'll get you some candy." He crooned.

Nutty immediately braked in front of the stop, causing the sleeping passengers to hit their heads on the seat in front of them. They all groaned in pain and mumbled swears under their breath. "Thanks!" When Lifty got out of the bus, he looked all around him.

Life outside of Happy Tree Town wasn't much different; there were the same kind of animals, stores and regular animals, only thing different was that if you die, you die for good. Lifty walked into the Seven Eleven; he approached the counter.

Before anyone came behind the counter, Lifty saw a wanted picture of him only. Oh come the fuck on! Me and my brother rob a store and they only manage to get a picture of me? That's bull shit! He thought.

A grey fox soon came behind the counter. "Can I help you?" She said. "Yeah, do you guys sell beef jerky?" He asked. "Sure they're a dollar each." The fox said. "Okay, I'll have two please." Lifty said. The fox turned to get the beef jerky.

"No!" He yelled. The fox turned back around. "I forgot I'm a vegetarian. Just give me candy, lots and lots of candy!" He said nervously. The fox nodded and started taking handfuls of candy and putting them in a bag.

While the cashier was preoccupied, Lifty took the Sharpie marker that was on the counter and drew a hat and a crude mustache on the wanted poster. When the cashier looked at the wanted poster she said: "Oh, my God, there he is!" and pointed a raccoon that looked meticulously identical to the poster.

Lifty chuckled to himself. Glad someone else took the blame! He paid his money and left the store. While leaving, he saw the same raccoon getting arrested. Phew! Lifty came onto the bus, finding Nutty asleep. Lifty poked Nutty several times on the face.

"Huh? What?" Nutty said to himself in his sleep; he opened his eyes to find Lifty with a black bag. "Robber!" He screamed. Nutty pulled out his taser gun and tased Lifty. Lifty fell on his back, in pain, clutching his chest.

Nutty, now gaining full awareness got up and stood over Lifty. "What's wrong?" The crazy squirrel asked; Lifty sat up. "What the fuck do you mean 'what's wrong' you tased me on my nipples!" Lifty yelled. There was soon an uproar of laughing a the back of the bus.

Lifty sighed angrily. "When do we get to go sight seeing?" He asked Nutty. "When we get to the hotel which is in about like…2, 3 hours." Nutty responded. "Good, wake me up when we get there." Lifty fell back on his back again.

Well, there's chapter 2. By the way, I do not own any of the name brand things I wrote in this chapter that I'm too lazy to list again.

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