Don't Touch My Pocky

**Disclaimers: Same as last time.Neither L5D nor shiroi-chan113 own any of the characters in this story unless otherwise listed below. Since there are too many things we are referencing and having just pop in we won't actually try to write out what we don't own, rather the things we do own are written.

Character's owned

L5D [pronounced Lizard]

Shi-chan

The Pocky Elves

Random Emo person [Walter]

Beckett

Cousin It

Siake and Ekais

The two girls struggled inside the sticky net of maple syrup spider webs. As they did so the little furry creature freed itself with a shining blue blade and chased all the spiders away, then freed the dwarves. It did not however notice Shi-chan or L5D screaming at it to help them, so they remained stuck to the webs as Bilbo and his thirteen dwarves ran off.

"Wait. You expect me to believe that after chasing the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland you ended up in the middle of the Hobbit?"

"Beckett, this is our adventure. Our story. If you don't like it go die in a hole."

"Now, where were we.... Oh yes."

Still stuck in the webs, a large spider began to approach them, wheezing with age as he did so. They could tell that he was non-sympathetic to them and so they began screaming for help. Out of the forest charged a giant of a man. He had a great bushy beard and long bushy hair. Swinging the weasels that he was holding in one hand down to the ground, he bellowed at the spider.

"Aragog! Don't you even think about harming them! Look at the poor creatures! They don't want to be eaten by a giant spider!"

the spider, Aragog so it seemed, clacked its large mandibles together in a frustrated way.

"OH THANK YOU! WE DIDN'T WANT TO BE EATEN!"

Eyes widening, the giant looked closer at the two "animals" before him. Seeing that one was constantly changing colour and that they both had human-like features to them, he rounded on the spider.

"They can talk! You are not allowed to eat things that can talk! How many times must I tell you this! These two creatures are obviously rare things that must have a hard time fitting in with others! Don't even think about eating them! You can have the weasels that I was gonna feed to the hippogriffs. I know you like your food squirming, but for now, deal with it."

Lifting his great hands, the giant-

"How did this turn into Harry Potter!? YOU GUYS ARE IN THE WRONG STORY AGAIN! I CAN-"

"SHUT UP BECKETT!"

Turning to the stuffed panda, the entire audience whacked him over the head. Siake and Ekais wrapped their tails around his mouth effectively shutting the stuffie up for the moment.

Lifting his great hands, the giant quickly untangled the webbing. Once he had gotten the two down he looked around him to make sure no one was there. Pulling a large pink umbrella out from his large pocket-filled jacket, he spoke to them.

"Me name's Hagrid. Sorry 'bout Aragog there. He doesn't discriminate about what he eats. So you two are animals?"

Looking at each other the friends had an idea.

"Oh, we're not really animals."

"Yeah, we were cursed."

"Can you fix it?"

"I c'n try."

Raising his umbrella over his head Hagrid swung it around and brought it down. Pointing it directly at the girls he muttered a few words and gasped. In front of him stood two girls. But they were not quite normal, they still had animal parts.

Shi-chan had white cat ears and tail to go with her bushy hair. L5D had a strange kangaroo pouch and a Mushu tongue. Her skin reflected the colours around her and was still ever changing. Still not quite normal, the friends looked at each other and began bouncing up and down with glee.

"How can you guys still be part animal? And how does L5D still have her pouch? I don't understand."

"Well Cousin It, you have to know that this story doesn't make much sense already. I mean they don't listen to what we think anyway."

"Beckett, shut it. We're tired of the interruptions. Can we please get back to the story?"

Suddenly the yellow rabbit ran by the clearing yelling about how late he was again. Still curious as to where he was going, Shi-chan and L5D chased after him, tripping over their own feet while still getting used to being humanoid.

As they ran deeper and deeper into the forest they began to have trouble keeping up with the yellow rabbit. Eventually after running out of breath they stopped to take a break. Out from behind the Truffula trees stepped an orange tabby.

"Welcome to Wonderland," he purred.

Sidestepping behind the tree again he appeared behind another tree.

"Wonderland welcomes you."

Changing colours to red and blue plaid L5D squeaked in surprise.

"Siake! Ekais! How did you two get in here?"

Moving like fluid mirror images of each other the cats both stepped out from behind the Truffula trees.

"We're here because you wished for guidance."

"You wished for guidance so we're here."

"Follow us this way."

"This way, follow us."

Leading the way deeper into the forest the tabby cats wound their way through the trees confusing the lizard and neko. As they approached a clearing again, the cats turned their heads over their shoulders and grinned when, poof! they disappeared.

Looking into the clearing Shi-chan noticed that there was a log with a person on it.

"OOOHHH! PERSON! YOU WITH THE FAYSE!"

When he looked up from his lap, the striped lizard saw that it was their mysterious Pocky emo. Flailing her body forward she raced towards the log. Before she got there though she heard a great screech erupt from her left.

"RAAWKS!"

Out from the lovely cotton candy Truffula trees leapt another emo-like person screaming his head off about some sort of rocks. Swiftly standing, the first emo pushed both the neko [who had secretly joined her friend] and the lizard out of the way.

"Ludo! Calm yourself! I doubt highly that they have any rocks."

Looking at Ludo [created by the wonderful Magic Shovel, go read her stuff], L5D instantly became a fan of this Ozzish person. He spoke with a thick accent so that unless you were good at picking things up you wouldn't understand him. Pouncing forward she launched her body at him tackling him to the ground.

Shi-chan sighed and almost licking her hand, forgetting that she didn't have paws anymore, she turned to the other emo and asked him what kind of rocks Ludo liked.

"Well that's his code name for his drugs. Any kind of drug really. He has three "pet rocks". Allegra, Aleve, and Advil."

Nodding the strangely calm neko sighed again.

"RAAWKS!"

"LUUDOO!"

The mixed croons of her friend and Ludo rang through the air and Shi-chan dropped down to the ground curling up.

"Heloo! Anyone care to help me? MOOO!"

A cow shout echoed over the clamour of the clearing and everyone except Ludo looked to where it came from. Giving each other mischievous looks, the girls smirked and stood up to explore what it was.

**Note: Yet another chapter of their... Spontaneous adventure has erupted. Tune in next time to discover what will happen next. Remember we love comments, criticism and just reviews in general so keep up the good work... Though only two people have read it. xD