LAST TIME: mkay so madzin buu launched some sort of pink ball at the totaly originul OC, so now he has to deflekt it or sumfink.
For a brief minute it seemed as if everything he knew and loved was to be lost forever. Dende… Nail… Super Kami Guru… and most importantly, his $2 haircut.
But there was a chance of redemption… it seemed like finding a haystack in a needle, but…
All he had to do was… that.
As he finished scratching his cheek (which cheek? I'll let YOU decide! (It was the ass cheek)) He began to charge his ki.
Time, he thought I just need a little bit of time.
He began to gather his energy into one point… his right hand.
I can do this, he realized, grinning at the evil villain, cockily holding the hero's apparent doom.
As the two, seemingly godlike figures began to charge their killer attacks, the sky of Namek, for the first time in many moons, began to turn darker….
i like rusty spoons
Meanwhile on a planet where dinosaurs still exist, on a small, sandy beach where the lazuli water lapped at the pale yellow shingle, a certain someone was eating berries, as red as a spanked ass and as tasty as a [insert your favourite food here]…
"Are you sure it's good for my digestive system to eat berries?" Asked a Godzilla lookalike called liver- er, i mean, Heart.
"Ask again and I'll ask Umasou to break both of your knees~" chimed Pero, a weird fish-tampon thing, who IS AN ORIGINAL SHIP WITH HEART ORIGINAL SHIP DO NOT STEAL _HEART X PERO_.
"Papa, its okay to eat berries in this universe, we're in an animated movie, anything can happen!" replied Umasou (which means "looks so F*CKING ADORABLE!1!") a very small and kawaii desu… thing…
"Umasou, we're in a fanfiction…" corrected Heart, as Lucius Malfoy started to make out with Loki on the beach.