Hogwarts
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling and there is no Draco I leather pants. There was no Hermione or beautiful girl to comfort.
A/N: I thank my first follower Aquilla Lestrange and these 15 German Readers. Danke! Also the 9 Americans, Polakowi również dziękuje. And the two British. And the indian. And the Iclander, The bosnier and the rest of my 45 readers. Thank you all! Ryszard.
It was a nice, sunny day in may. Everybody was happy. At least, until Fudge appeared during lunch.
"Dear students: I am, as you all should know, the current Minister of Magic. I am here to tell you about the new Marriage Law, as we don't want another war, everyone will marry Mudbl... I mean muggleborns, or a infertile man" said Fudge.
"Oh no, that's surely one of these where I get paired with a Slytherin I hate, only to fall in love."muttered Hermione under her breath.
"Um, 'Mione... you aren't supposed to know that, as it is knowing about fan fiction and breaking the fourth wall and I heard bad things were happening if you break it..." said Ron.
After he finished the sentence, a wall fell over and crushed every Hufflepuff, with exception of Justin Flinch Flechley and Hannah Abbott who wore an armor with "Plot" written over it.
Behind the wall stood a pale boy in a black suit with a prosecutor's badge pinned to his chest. Obviously everyone was angry, until he said "They are just a red shirt army who no one remembers, we can get them back via Fingersnipping. And there appeared a new set. "Now, where were we... Obliviate!"
As everybody forgot the boy and was ignoring the broken wall Fudge continued his speech
"Well, I want you to know your future spouses. Gregory Goyle! You will marry Vincent Crabbe!" No reaction... they continued looking like idiots "Justin Flinch Flechley marries Cho Chang" Flinch Flechley looked quite happy, Cho not "Rubeus Hagrid, you marry Luna Lovegood" booth looked like they were wondering if Fudge was sane "Draco Malfoy and Lucius Malfoy" Draco looked ready to kill "Ron Weasley and Ginny Weasley" this time there WAS a murder attempt on Fudge... by every Weasley as the whole Clan was there for comedic reason (the author ignores rules like it taking place in a school...) "Narcissa Malfoy and Dobby the house elf" Dobby disappeared and was seen 6 months later by explorers living on Antarctica... "Hannah Abbott and Arthur Weasley" there was just Abbotts crying as the Weasley family was unconscious "Hermione Granger and... ALBUS DUMBLEDORE" with that Dumbledore appeared "Neville Longbottom and" Neville looked extremely scared" Molly Weasley!" Neville fainted "Now, our savior, Harry James Potter, you will marry" Fudge turned pale as he read the name on the list "M-m-m-m-ME?! I use my influence as the minister to veto this marriage. Instead, you will marry Minerva McGonagall!" A list of further pairings of people continued. Fred and George married beautifultwins, Bill married Fleur, Charlie was forgotten and the redshirts married other redshirts. married Harry looked badly, cried and tried to kill Fudge, who disappeared before Avada Kedavra hit him.
Crabbe and Goyle now received the news "Wait... We are MARRIED?!"
"Congrats! You have brains" joked Draco Malfoy, born Malfoy
The next chapter will focus on the marriages and what comes out of them. Expect OCsA/N