I never have owned oblivion, Skyrim, or harry potter nor will I ever. Also thanks to Lion the fox for helping me write this.

Sheogorath/harry's Pov

I sat upon my throne looking down at little imperial Dancer, I was one amused by her little movements, but now I

"Hm. What is this circle?" HASKILL!

"yes, Lord Sheogorath" said Haskill.

"BRING ME, MY STAFF!" I yelled.

"Yes lord Sheogorath" Said Haskill while going to get my staff.

"I then see the circle growing. HASKILL" I yelled.

"Yes Lord Sheogorath." He says while giving me my staff.

"Haskill take care of the shivering isles. IM GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO BRING CHEESE!" I yell while being teleported.

When I look around I see myself back in hoggywarts. Why does it have warts in its name?

Oh well!

"Who are you!?" Yelled dumblydore.

"I am the magnificent the honorable, the all powerful SHEOGORATH!" I yelled.