A/N: This one is just a little drabble, enjoy.
Inspired by that one time in college. I swear to God, it happens once and no one will ever let you live it down.
She was sprawled out across the living room floor, placing pictures of rocks into categories as she studied for her geology test that was on Monday. It was the last required class she needed going into senior year and she was desperately trying not to fail it. It was by the skin of her teeth, but so far so good.
She was reaching out to place shale into its category when a pink shirt hit her square in the face.
Peeling it off she looked up and her roommate who stood in the hallway in just his scrub bottoms, glaring at her.
"What the hell, Queenscove?" She yelled, throwing it back at him.
"Can you please explain to me why my undershirts are all pink?" He demanded, still glaring, hands now on his hips, still looking royally pissed off. "Because I'm pretty damn sure they were white when I took one off last night and put the entire load of my work shirts in this morning." He stooped and picked it up, dangling it between two fingers. "Now they are such a beautiful shade of delicate blush pink."
The sarcasm dripping from his words was so thick she could have cut it with scissors.
She stared at him, craning her neck to see him. "Did you check the dryer when you put them in this morning?" She asked, keeping her voice calm and level, even though all she wanted to do was pick up all six odd feet of him and toss him out the window.
He was so damn dramatic.
Why the hell had she advertised for a roommate on Craigslist? She would never make that mistake again.
His eyes widened almost imperceptibly at her question and he turned around and stalked back to the little utilities closet opening the dryer and pulling everything out into the basket.
There it was. One very red sock.
One very red sock that wasn't owned by Kel.
He went to work with his face matching his undershirt and brought home chinese, ice cream and a bottle of Fireball after his shift to apologize for being an ass.
She very much enjoyed the scowl on his face when he opened his birthday present from her a week later.
White undershirts.
Their friends didn't understand why she laughed so hard.