Pregnant....What the heck?!
Disclamer: I don't own Naruto. The only thing I own in this story is the screwed up story line.
ME: Now, to answer some of these review questions. Oh and by the way they were very constructive, thank you.
narutokurosaki: Naruto and sakura have been together for two years, as said in the first chapie and they have been "making birds and bees" for a year now ( that's the time Sakura has been having pregnancy checks, they have all failed because naruto fails to do his job as a male so Sakura can't get pregnant and he for some reason can.) Now, the thing is that he hasn't had a check because of course he's a guy so nobody would ever think of that being the problem. I'm adding Yaoi, but the main pair is NaruSaku so it's not serious. And besides this is rated T and I'm only 13 so what do I know lol XD Oh yah and what is futa?
Believeit6: Hmm... I haven't really thought about that one. Im not really going to go into that much detail anyway. It will come out
like any other baby would haha!
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" kuyubi/ summons/ inner talking"
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Chapter 2:
Later on in the afternoon Naruto was all by himself since Sakura was out with Ino, her best friend, for the rest of the day. Since there were no missions either he had nothing else to do but train, so he called up his friend/ training buddy Sasuke. Sasuke had been in the village for a wile now and changed for the better. He lived a quite satisfying life after he was able to kill Itachi, but then again Itachi wasn't a bad guy after all and all he ever did was to protect Sasuke. He made sure he grew up to be a strong shinobi and re-build the Uchiha clan. Something was still missing though, someone to spend his life with, a wife.
" Hey buddy it's me Naruto, want to train with me today?" he said " Sakura is out with Ino so I thought we could have a little fun you know, brother bonding?"
" Alright bantam whatever you say" he said putting extra emphasis oh bantam " see you at the training ground"
" Errg! Cya Sasuke- teme " Naruto hangs up before Sasuke starts yelling at him for calling him a bastard, as always...
After they both hung up they headed toward the training grounds to wear themselves out.
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On the way there Sasuke was thinking mainly about Naruto for some reason. When he came back to the village three years ago, when he was 16, he started to have effections toward his blonde team mate. It was totally unnatural but hay, the heart wants what the heart wants. It was still impossible because he knew Naruto only had feelings for Sakura and he always will. Besides if he wanted to get together with Naruto, he wouldn't be able to "revive " his famous clan, or would he? Anyway when he got there Naruto was already there leaning against a tree taking a snooze.
" Hello? dobe wake up" he said as he shook his shoulder slightly, but no response. Then the trouble started, temptation. " he looked at him, and a trickle of sweat poured down his chin. His face got closer, and closer, and closer until...
" Hay Sasuke! " This caused Sasuke to fall from surprise. " Uh, what were you doing so close to my face...? "
Quickly he thought of an excuse " Um, I was... checking if you had a cold since you were sleeping and all.. a-and I thought you were sleeping cause you didn't feel well" He said ' please fall for it, please fall for it, please fall for it! '
" Well thanks for being so concerned for me Sasuke, I knew you had a heart in there somewhere! "
" Hehe ... thanks Naruto, I guess. " Unbelievably Sasuke had a little blush.
" So how about we spar for a bit? "
" Sure 1, 2, 3 go! "
Naruto ran toward Sasuke and started with a round house punch. Sasuke bent backwards and felt his fist flash by his nose ' wow he's gotten fast since the last time I fought him' Sasuke then swooped his foot underneath Naruto's to trip him, but Naruto swiftly back flipped and avoided it. Sasuke seeing an opening runs up to Naruto preparing a rock hard punch, well that's until..
" Oh my god Sasuke watch- ough! " Right as Sasuke was 2 inches away from punching the daylights out of him, Naruto vomited his breakfast right in Sasuke's face.
" WHAT THE HELL YOU IDIOT! " Sasuke was furious, so furious that he pinned him down and started to pull on his blond hair yanking some out.
" Ahhhhh!! Sasuke let got let go" after two minutes of extreme torture he started to cry a little and Sasuke let go of his now soiled and once silky hair. Then out of nowhere Naruto bursted out in tears.
" W-what did I ever do to you, d-d do you really hate me that much?! "
" What does it look like dunce, you just upchuck on me and think I'll be happy about it?! "
" I'm telling Sakura you bastard! I've been sick all day so she'll have your ass for this! " He said rubbing the tears off his face before summoning gamakichi to deliver the message.
Only one thing was in Sasuke's mind right now, only one word worth a thousand ' shit ' .He knew how sakura was when she got angry and it wasn't pretty. He had experienced it before. The screams,( which came from him) the pain, (which was inflicted on him ) and the days and days he spent in the hospital to recover from her brutal treatment. He didn't want that to happen again so he quickly apologized.
" S-s sorry Naruto! just please... pleeaase don't call Sakura " he said on his knees.
now jolly again he said " Well ok, whatever you say Sasuke! " he said,smiling a foxy grin.
' Weird... first he's sad then he's all happy. WOW maybe this means he's going to have a growth spurt? He's already short enough...'
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Naruto starts to walk home from the training grounds thinking he was sick and should go back. But how could he, Naruto the container of the Kuyubi who heals his every wound and sickness, possibly get sick!? This was madness, the other option he could have is visit Tsunade and that's what he did.
At Tsunade's office..
" hey Tsunade-baachan!" He said as he slowly walked into the Hokage's ofice. Her office was unusually messy today. She had stacks of paper littered on the floor and her desk, empty bottles of sake either shattered or cracked, and her wall had punch marks left and right.
" Hic.. good day Naruto, h-how can I help you?" She struggled to say as she took another sip of sake, then poured it on a document.
" Tsunade! That was an important document regarding your health care! " Shouted Shizune who was standing left of her holding a confused Tonton in her arms.
" I don't need health care, I am my health care! Who do you think you're talking to wench!!?... hic." She then took her Shizune by the hair and through her right through the window out into the street. " So, what can I do for you? ".
Naruto just shrugged it off and answered " Uhm I need your help baa-chan, I haven't been feeling myself lately.. "
" Oh really?..slurp...go on gaki "
" You see I've been vomiting allot allot, having weird mood swings, I feel fat, I've- uhh, can you excuse me for a second?"
" Oh....uh... yah sure whatever " She said flopping her hand at him.
" Thanks! " Naruto quickly ran out the door tripping over a couple objects in the process. He came back five minutes later.
" Ahh..." he said in relief " Anyway I've been going to the bathroom allot too, like twenty times a day for crying out loud! I can't take it anymore, what's wrong with me?! " Then again he starts tearing up.
" Hmmm, I've heard of those symptoms before but not from a man. If I had to guess I'd say... hic... puberty?"
" Are you crazy, didn't you just say I'm a man!!? That was six years ago! I am 19 not a hormone volcano! " He took this as an insult to his " manhood " now that he was practically an adult.
" It's a possibility gaki, I mean look at you, your the shortest guy in your age group you need a growth spurt. Hahahahaa!! " She laughed and laughed at Naruto, but mostly because of how drunk she was. This didn't make Naruto any less irate so he marched out of the room slamming the door nearly cracking it.
Outside...
" Uhhh... My head... I don't get paid enough to get thrown out of that window every day... I mean all I do is fallow her around no wonder I'm still single.." Naruto walked outside and saw Shizune babbling to herself about how tough she had it.
" Hey Shizune you alright?" He said helping her up.
" Yah, you get used to it ehehe... ouch.."
" Let me heal that, good thing Sakura taught me some healing basics. She thought it would come in handy some day. Y' know how kids are always getting themselves hurt? Well, now I'll be prepared for any booboos! " But then he thought back to his little problem, what kid? He knew he wasn't capable of having a child With Sakura, but there was always hope for Naruto through any situation.
" Well I got to get going Shizune cya later and... get some rest ok your a mess"
" Ok..."
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It's Seven O'clock and sakura said her good byes to Ino. On her way home she was quite worried about Naruto, you know with him being sick and all. So she got home as soon as she could, a half hour sooner to be exact. For some strange reason the house was clean, no, more like spotless. Our of the corner of her eye she saw Naruto sitting at a candle lit table with two cups of...lemonade?
" Uh hay Naruto-kun, what's with the candles and the... lemonade? " She said as she hung her coat on the door,". No answer was heard. " Naruto, Naruto! " She must have let out the detail of him sitting at the table with his head down in a sleeping position.
" Uhhg, Were you trying to make dinner for me?" She said and woke him up.
" Well, yah but I fell asleep half way into the process, sorry Sakura-chan. "
" No, no it's ok besides you aren't feeling well and cooking is my job remember? We had a deal becau-" She was then cut off by Naruto's out of character response.
" Y-you don't l-like my cooking Sakura-chan...? "
" N-no I never said that Naru-chan... "
" Yes you did...y-you were about to say " because I couldn't cook "
" NO! that's not true I would never say that-"
" It's ok Sakura-chan, I'll just make instant ramen for the rest of my miserable life..." He said before he began to cry.
" WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU NARUTO!" She finally snapped at him " Your acting like a mood swinging, PREGNANT WOMAN! " Then out of nowhere he starts to laugh hysterically? " Huh..? "
" Hahahaha , yah right! First Tsunade says I'm going through puberty again and now you say I'm pregnant?! Wow this is just too funny! " Falling to the ground he starts laughing even harder and for Sakura It's contagious so she laughs along with him.
" Yah your right that is funny! Hahaha, YOU Pregnant, you got to be kidding me! " Holding her stomach she said " Why don't you take the pregnancy test just to make sure huh?! " She said sarcastically
" GAHAHAHAHA!!! Yah Sakura-chan lets see!! " he said playing along with her little joke.
" Ok, heres the sampler Naruto-kun haha! " She put a needle in his arm taking some blood and started the test on her little testing machine. " Hahaha.. I cant believe were doing this even though we know the outcome!! I mean seriously you PREGNANT Ahaha!!!! ahaha...haha....ahhh...a...haha? " What she saw was something so beyond belief, It would change her life forever.
" What's wrong? ahahaha! bust a gut? " He got up and walked up to her wondering why her skin was so pale all of a sudden " Sakura-chan don't scare me like this your going give me a heart attack." Soon he looked at the tester and knew what it was all about. The tester said a big, fat, positive.
" This is a joke right? This is a joke and we're all going to laugh right about now right? see hahaha..... "
" N-n-naruto... this tester says... YOUR PREGNANT " She barely said out of shock.
" P-p-preg...nant..? " He fainted and hit the ground with a thud.
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Okies that was the second chapie, Cliff hangar don't you just love them?! Hoped you enjoyed and stay tuned for the next Cya!