CHAPTER 2

"Sasuke dear, why don't you call Naruto to come over. I made a fresh batch of cookies to share. Hearing this, the youngest Uchiha raced to the phone to call his friend. Uzumaki-san had recently given Naruto a mobile phone because the the younger blond always somehow managed to get lost in the supermarket. He pressed the speed dial and waited. The phone was picked up after 3 rings.

"Naru-chan, mom said you could come over have cookies with me." Sasuke said. "I'll leave the door open for you."

"Really?! I'll be right over."

Sasuke dropped the phone when he heard a loud crackling noise. His guess was that Naruto had thrown the mobile in his excitement. He could hear conversation as he bent to pick up the dropped phone.

"Daddy! I'm going over to Sasu chan's, Mikoto-san has cookies"

"Not in those clothes. I'll let you go if you put on something nice. How about this?"

"No! Lemme go! Cookies!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes at the typical interaction between parent and child and put the phone back on the receiver.

Not long after, the door burst open and a puffing Naruto ran into the Uchiha mansion.

"Sasu! Where are the cookies?"

Sasuke's eyes almost fell out of sockets at his friend's appearance.

"You...you..." He stuttered and pointed an index finger at his friend. "You're wearing a dress! And you're hair is in pigtails!"

"So?" asked a confused blond. "Did Mikoto-san say I can't eat cookies in a dress. Daddy made me wear this but if I can't I'll go home and change."

"No!" shouted Sasuke

"No? Then what?"

"You're a girl!"

"Yea and you're a boy."

"But you're m-meant to be a b-boy." Stuttered Sasuke.

"And you're m-meant to be a b-boy." Naruto repeated with crossed arms. "Sasuke whats your point?"

Sasuke blinked and said very slowly. "You're a boy wearing girls clothing."

"No, I'm a girl." She took one of Sasuke's hands and placed in on her flat, undeveloped chest. "I have boobies and you are a boy." Naruto stated and groped Sasuke's privates with her other hand. "You have a penis."

Sasuke let out a shrill shriek. A girl, his only friend nonetheless, was holding his privates while he was being forced to grope her chest. The raven haired boy felt like he was on the verge of hyperventilating. He seriously thought he was going to pass out when the door to the lobby opened.

"Whats all this fuss about?" asked a disgruntled Itachi, who had been woken up from a nice afternoon nap. He walked into the room and saw each child groping each other's privates.

"Oh. Oh my."

–

It would have been quite easily the end of a friendship if Mikoto hadn't been there to sort out the problem (and soothe Naruto's temper). It seemed that the woman had already prepared a quick and simple equivalent of the birds and the bee's, which she shared with the two over and afternoon tea of cookies and milk.

Afterwards Sasuke stubbornly stated Naruto was still a liar. Naruto had promptly kicked him in the family jewels and ran home, hollering to the neighborhood that Sasuke was the biggest bastardly bee in the massive world.