"hi this is the Panda Express, how may-"

"newbie!"

"newbie?"

"it's my new nickname for you."

"ma'am how did you know I was new?"

"Because it's jade duh."

"ohhhh! jade you scared me! i thought you were a pedo-stalker."

"ha-ha."

"...so you going to order anything?"

"i need more time to make my decision."

"are you even hungry?!"

"don't question my motives for calling newbie."

"...don't call me newbie."

"give me one good reason not to."

"because that's not my name!"

"ugh you're no fun tori."

"are you going to actually order anything?"

"you'd like that wouldn't you?"

"i'd like to not get fired. in all it's tenses and forms 'fire' is bad."

i"but babe you're so hot already there's a high chance of you causing a fire."

"i-uh...um..."

"speechless already babe?"

"...just order already jade!"

"fine, alright! i want an order of vegetable stir-fry."

"thank youuuu! you're total is 9.78."

"can I get a side order of cheese wontons?"

"you like cheese wontons?!"

"doesn't everybody?"

"nah all my friends think they're gross."

"you're friends are so weird!"

"i know right?!"

"we should share cheese wontons sometime newbie."

"that's not my name!"

"you have no proof."

"what about my birth certificate jade?!"

"it lied."

"ugh whatever! You're order will be...and im talking to no one. god damn it jade..."

a/n:

Chapter two is done. I like these types of stories they're easy to write. Anyways thanks for the positive reviews and the follows and favorites. Have a great New Years and don't forget to R and R.

~Ro