Cue Rebounds
Chapter2, So close
A/N: Ahh, now that the break up is done we can now focus on the major part, the rebounds! Rebounds could be considered the root of all evil in FF7 because it seems Hojo scored on the rebound and we all know what happened next right?
Anyway, Reno. You're up first!
Reno: Yay!
Disclaimer: The story, mine. The characters, locations and props, not mine. They belong to SE except for a few OC's who belong to individual users. I.e. Akalara is dantesdarkqueen's. Kandi, Katrina, Joel and Ram are Amazon Turk's.
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Elena was thinking hard. Maybe she was slightly harsh on Tseng, maybe she didn't have to break off the relationship just like that but he was the one being a fucking bastard. It should have been clear to him that it was Reno's work to begin with, he may be a master of forgery but his quality of work often gives him away.
Speaking of whom.
"Hey 'Laney."
"Fuck off Reno." She was really not in the mood to spend any time with him
"Harsh 'Laney. That really hurt!"
"Complain to someone who gives a damn."
"Elena, what's wrong?" This took her by surprise, was Reno actually showing concern to someone who was not going to have sex with him?
"…no, nothing Reno…"
"Come on babe, there must be something wrong."
'Don't tell him anything Elena, its his fault! Shoot him!' Elena screamed in her head, she wanted to blame Reno for what happened between her and Tseng but it could have happened at any time. He just sped up the inevitable.
"webrokeup" she quickly mumbled
"What was that?" Reno asked her
" ME AND TSENG BROKE UP! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!" she shouted out before realising that the room they were in was full. Kandi had dropped her chocolate bar and was just staring at her with her mouth wide open. Everyone else was trying to quickly make it look like they heard nothing.
Elena stormed out of the room quickly followed by Reno. "Elena, wait yo!"
"What is it Reno?" She snapped at the red head.
"Listen I've seen loads of people who go through break ups and your probably going to start thinking that all relationships end in broken hearts so I suggest…"
"Yes Reno?"
"We skip that step and head straight for the sex!"
'Knew it' Elena thought.
She gave a small smile, one eyelid flickers
She drew a pistol from her knickers.
She fired one shot with exceptional aim
Which caused Reno to scream out in pain.
"Swing and a miss Reno" she said before walking out of the building.
---20 minutes later
Rude found Reno hobbling on one leg down the corridors "…"
"don't just stand there yo! I got a bullet in my knee!"
"…"
---back to after the shot
"Fuck! did you hear that Green Bitch?" Katrina asked
"I have ears don't I?" Akalara replied
"So Tsengs on the market huh?" asked Ram
"Yeah, I'm going for it!" Kandi piped up
"Are you bat-shit insane? Elena will probably kill you if you get the rebound!" Katrina pointed out
"Please, all she needs is a good fuck and she'll be back to normal in no time."
"yeah but if he gets the rebound first…"
"'Laney needs something to calm her down if we are ever going to get a shot at Tseng without being shot."
"Girls night out?" Akalara suggested
"Is this the notorious green bitch being sociable?" Ram teased
"Please, from the sounds of things Reno's not going to be good for fucking for a while. I need some new material."
"Yeah I think we all do…"
"So its decided?"
"Yeah, but I'm not the fucking designated driver!"
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A/N: So what do you think, have I done good?
