Chapter 2- Day of the Twin Prong

Recap, narrated by Chris Mclean

"Last time on Total Drama Action, our castmates arrived at the abandoned film lot, to a huge surprise: Joshua, the winner of Total Drama Madness, was already there waiting for them, having been apparently overlooked. As the monster movie challenge got underway, though, things quickly went downhill, especially when Zeke, Heather, and Joshua were the only ones NOT eaten by the monster, only for Heather to feed Joshua to the monster, just to have Zeke beat her to the trailers, thus earning his team first pick of the trailers. After Zeke picked the right trailer, the castmates quickly settled in, although I did win a bet with Ramsey. I bet him fifty bucks that Joshua would lose the first challenge, and he bet fifty that Heather would lose the first challenge, and while both bets were right, mine won as Joshua was defeated fairly, while Heather was disqualified for attacking Joshua. With today's alien movie challenge determining who will have the power to decide the teams for the season, and the first Gilded Chris ceremony being tonight, who will win and who will be sent in the Lamosene? Find out tonight on the most thrilling episode yet of Total…..Drama….Action!"

(cue theme song and we're set!)

"Attention, all castmates!!! This is your 4:30 wakeup call! All castmates to the Craft Services Tent, ASAP!!!! That is all." Chris McLean said over the intercom.

Confession Room

Joshua- Why the fuck does that sadistic narcissist have to get us up so damn early???

Geoff- Dude, so not cool, especially after that party last night.

Heather- So help me, I am going to kill that bastard.

Trent- Next time, I set the alarm.

At the Craft Services Tent, everyone was seated at the table, happily eating breakfast, as Ramsey, the chef from Total Drama Cruise Line, was reinstated as chef while Hatchet was demoted to an intern.

"Dude, how about that party last night, eh?" asked Ezekiel conversationally.

"Yeah, it rocked!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!" shouted Geoff as he does a double rock-on sign.

"Yeah, it did. Imagine how much more it would have rocked if you'd had the billion, though." said Joshua, while several others glared at him.

Confession Room

Heather- That Joshua is an idiot.

DJ- Dude, don't give Geoff any ideas. The guy's nice and all, but that last party nearly killed some of us.

Trent- He's right. Then, I could become a professional musician, like I was planning on.

Bridgette- Yeah, if Geoff's party had rocked any harder, it would have had to be banned.

??????- You don't see me here. And Joshua, you're going down.

Tyler- Why haven't I gotten even one line in this story as yet?

Noah- Joshua, you fool, never give the party animal ideas.

Justin- Now that was a prime example of needing both beauty and brains, which I have.

Geoff-Why was everyone glaring at Joshua like that? He was just telling it like it is.

Eva- If that party animal has one more party like that, he may just find himself the first one off of the island.

"Good morning, campers, and welcome to Day the second of Total….Drama…Action!!!" said Chris.

"What the hell??? Are you going to do that every day now?" snapped Joshua, Noah, and Trent simultaneously.

"Yes, yes I am." replied Chris.

"Anyhow, so today's movie genre is the alien movie!" said Chris, as Eva, Geoff, and Zeke high-fived.

Confession Room

Ezekiel- What? I used to watch a lot of alien movies at home, eh.

"Your challenge today is to find and retrieve an alien egg and then get it back here to Home Base before the aliens get you. The two fastest get to decide the teams this season. And…..Action!" said Chris. When no one moved, he added,

"That means GO!!!!" All of the castmates then took off at breakneck speed. Once in the factory, the castmates split off into the following groups:

Group 1-Joshua, Ezekiel, Noah, Trent

Group 2-Geoff, DJ, Izzy, Harold

Group 3- Justin, Eva, Bridgette, Tyler

Group 4- Cody, Heather

As the groups went off in different directions, none of them noticed the crafty alien that had snuck in behind them and was now hunting them.

Group 1

"Dude, are we there yet, eh?" asked Ezekiel for the tenth time that day.

"Not yet, Ezekiel, but we will be soon." said Joshua patiently.

"Dude, isn't that Group 4 over there with the eggs?" asked Trent, causing the other three to whip around and look where he was pointing, and sure enough, Heather and Cody were approaching the eggs.

"Oh, hell no, Heather is not going to win this!" snapped Joshua as he took off towards where they saw Heather, the others in hot pursuit.

Confession Room

Joshua- Yeah, okay I know I acted a bit rash out there, but come on, would you let that bitch get the power to decide teams?

Trent- Wow, I wonder about Joshua's temper sometimes, and how it resembles Eva's temper.

Ezekiel- Wow, talk about hot under the collar, eh.

Noah- Damn, Joshua. I know you're mad at Heather, but slow down. Not all of us can run as fast as you, man.

Joshua then quickly caught up to Heather.

"Bitch, get away from those eggs now!" Joshua snapped as he seized an egg and ran off. As he ran off, Noah, Trent and Ezekiel exchanged looks. Heather then picked up the egg, shoved Cody to the ground, and chased after Joshua.

Confession Room

Heather- That bastard Joshua is going down. No one talks to me like that.

Cody- What the hell was that for, Heather?

Trent/Noah/Ezekiel Trent- Damn, someone's got a major grudge, or a major crush but won't admit it.

Noah- Dude, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that Joshua liked Heather, but that's impossible.

Ezekiel- Wow, talk about unpredictable, eh. I doubt I'll ever be able to fully understand girls, or Joshua for that matter.

As Joshua and Heather continued to race for Home Base, neck and neck, Heather took a paintball to the back of the leg, and lost both her egg and her wig in the process, while Joshua kept on running. Eventually, Joshua finally arrived at Home Base, where Geoff was already waiting, and then Heather, Cody, Ezekiel, Noah, Harold, Bridgette, DJ, Trent, Eva, Justin, Tyler and Izzy (in that order) showed up.

"Congratulations Joshua and Geoff! As the two fastest, you win invincibility, as well as the power to decide the teams for this season, after we vote off TWO castmates. Yeah, I said two. Must be Tuesday." said Chris.

"Alright, dude. We get to decide the teams, and we're safe from elimination. It sucks that we'll have to compete against each other though." said Geoff.

"Yes, it does. But we can do this much: make sure that Heather is one of the first ones out." said Joshua.

"Uh, Joshua, I wouldn't do that." said Noah.

"Why not?" replied Joshua.

"Because I overheard Chris talking about some special talk show that the first two off get to host." said Noah.

"So who do you think we should vote off?" asked Joshua.

"Trent and Bridgette." replied Noah.

Confession Room

Joshua- I'll trust Noah on this one. Sorry, Trent, Bridgette.

Heather- I get to eliminate TWO others? Joshua and Eva, you're done!

Eva- Heather, you're gone. As for my other vote, I pick that douche Justin.

Trent- Geoff may be a threat to me and Bridge, but he's invincible, so I pick DJ and Justin.

Bridgette- Noah was acting rather shifty today, so I vote for him and Heather.

DJ- This is hard, but I have to do it. Sorry, Ezekiel, Harold.

Harold- My mad skills tell me to vote off Trent and Bridgette.

Noah- Trust me on this, and vote Trent and Bridgette.

Izzy- Trent and Bridgette, you're done.

Cody- Justin and Trent, no question.

Tyler- I vote for Trent and Bridgette.

Ezekiel- I vote for Noah and Cody, eh. Those two are a bad example of drama.

Justin- I can't risk it. Heather and Noah.

Geoff- Dude, this is hard, but Trent and DJ are my votes.

At the Gilded Chris ceremony…….

"Castmates, under your seats you will find voting devices. Use these to cast your votes now. The two campers who get the most votes will be the first to take a ride in the dreaded Lamosene. When I call your name, come up and get your Gilded Chris award. First, those with no votes. Geoff, Izzy, and Tyler, you are all safe! The rest of you all received at least one vote. The next one safe is….Joshua. Ezekiel, Cody, Harold, and Eva are also safe. DJ, you're safe too. So are Heather, Justin, and……….Noah! Trent and Bridgette, the Lamosene awaits!" said Chris with a hint of surprise in his voice, but it was nothing compared to Trent and Bridgette's surprised looks.

"Why would you vote for us????" asked Trent.

"Because, you're going to move on to bigger and better things." said Joshua cryptically as Trent and Bridgette were thrown into the Lamosene.

"There you have it, folks! Trent and Bridgette were the first to hitch a ride on the Lamosene. How will Geoff bear being separated from Bridgette, and will it affect his ability to choose teams? Who will be the next one to ride the Lamosene? Find out next time on another thrilling, dramatic episode of…. Total…. Drama….. Action!!!! McLean out!" said Chris.

A/N: I apologize to all Trent and Bridgette fans, but this elimination was pre-planned out as part of a bigger and more grandiose picture. I'll try to have the next chapter up as soon as I can, but I'm making no promises. Sithlorde1988