Chapter 2! Yay! If anyone wants to suggest ideas for awards, go right ahead. But a big thanks to my co-host Mudfur, you are amazing and it was fun working with you! Enjoy!
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Darkleaf: We're back with the second segment of The Warrior Cat Awards Ceremony! And here to help me co-host is Mudfur of SkyClan!
(Cats cheer)
Mudfur: Thank you, thank you! It's lovely to be, uh, where am I again?
Darkleaf: To begin tonight, our first award is the Loved and Lost Award. We have two winners for this award, she-cats and toms! To the two gray toms we all know and love… Well maybe not love… But anyways, congratulations Crowfeather and Ashfur!
Crowfeather: *Pads onto the stage looking very sad* I'm honored, Darkleaf. To Feathertail and Leafpool, my lost loves: I'm sorry things didn't work out, but I will always love you both! And to Nightcloud: I should've been a better mate to you. You don't deserve me.
Leafpool and Feathertail: *Cry and hug each other, Feathertail's starry fur against Leafpool's tabby*
Leafpool: I love you too, Crowfeather!
Feathetail: I agree with Leafpool!
Nightcloud: I forgive you, Crowfeather. I think this is a good time to tell you Breezepelt isn't your son.
Crowfeather: He's not?!
Darkleaf: *Rushes Crowfeather off the stage with his trophy* This is all so heartbreaking… Wait a minute, where's Ashfur?
Mudfur: I don't know, Darkleaf. He was here a minute ago.
Brackenfur: *snickers* I heard he went on a walk in the forest with Squirrelflight. He told her he wanted to apologize, but really he's going to try and kiss her!
Mudfur: Oooooh!
Brambleclaw: WHAT?!
(Several ThunderClan cats, mostly toms, laugh)
Squirrelflight: *Stalks in at that moment with Ashfur trailing guiltily behind, muttering to herself* So it's not possible to kill a cat who's already dead…
Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight!
Mudfur: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ferncloud: Ashfur, you won an award!
Ashfur: Whatever it is, I don't want it!
Whitewing: Yes you do! It's to remind you how both me and Squirrelflight rejected you for someone else! I mean, Crowfeather kept going after she-cats from other Clans, but you're just a loser!
Ashfur: I never loved you, Whitewing! I was only trying to make Squirrelflight jealous!
Whitewing: I never loved you, either!
Birchfall: Okay, break it up!
Darkleaf: I agree with Birchfall. What do you think of this, Mudfur?
Mudfur: Personally I think he is a fox-hearted, badger-faced, two-timing mouse-brain! *Leaps at Ashfur*
Squirrelflight: Hey, I just tried killing him, it won't work!
Darkleaf: Rowanstrike, Blackfrost! *A big red tabby tom and a thinner black tom pull the fighting cats apart* Okay, to get on with the show, we have our second award!
(Applause)
Darkleaf: Our next award is the Most Grumpy Cat award! It was very close, but the winner is… Jayfeather! Our very own behind the scenes manager!
Jayfeather: *Pads out from behind the curtain, and Mudfur hands him his award*
Mudfur: Our runner-up was Yellowfang, but she lost because she has excuses for her grumpy-ness. Like how her kit was evil, her mate died, and she was rejected from her Clan.
Jayfeather: But I'm blind!
Darkleaf: So what? Longtail's blind too, and he had to be an elder. At least you got to be medicine cat!
Jayfeather: *Hisses under his breath. Unable to see, he marches right off the edge of the stage and falls into the crowd, landing on Poppyfrost*
Poppyfrost: Ahhhhh! That's it, someone else can have my seat! If you want a bunch a toms falling on you, sit there!
Nightcloud: *Races for the seat, wrestling Darkstripe off. She sits there, waiting*
Darkstripe: *Glares at her and pads back to his own seat*
Darkleaf: And our third award is the Most Beautiful She-Cat award! We have a first, second, and third place! That means three times the chance of winning!
(Cats cheer)
Hawkfrost: I accept, Darkleaf! *Runs up to the stage and takes the trophy* Cats of all Clans, I always knew this day would come! I-
Mudfur: Hey! *yanks the trophy back from Hawkfrost*
Hawkfrost: My trophy!
Darkleaf: Most Beautiful She-Cat. She-Cat. You're not a she-cat yet, are you?
Hawkfrost: No, but- Wait a minute, what do you mean by "Not a she-cat yet?"
Darkleaf: And in third place, we have the biggest non-believer in all the Clans! With her beautiful golden fur, congratulations Mothwing!
Mothwing: *Pads onto the stage and takes her ribbon*
Mudfur: In second place, we have Spottedleaf!
Sandstorm: What! I'm prettier than her!
Spottedleaf: *Floats onto the stage and takes her medal* I am so prettier than you, Sandstorm!
Sandstorm: Well, I won! Firestar loves me best! And you're dead!
Spottedleaf: No! Firestar, remember, you love me! I prance around in your dreams because I have nothing better to do!
Firestar: Umm….
Sandstorm: I'll fight you for him!
Spottedleaf: Bring it on!
Result of their fight: .com/art/Spottedleaf-isn-t-a-warrior-117481279
Squirrelflight: Haha get her mom!
Darkleaf: And the most beautiful she-cat is… Brightheart!
(Cats cheer wildly)
Brightheart: *Pads to the stage with tears pouring from her one eye, Cloudtail stuck to her side*
Cloudtail: See, I always told you! Now here's proof you're the most beautiful car ever!
Brightheart: *Cries and takes the trophy, before hugging Darkleaf and Mudfur and walking back to her seat*
Darkleaf: And now we have our performance! Go, Tribe cats!
(Several Tribe cats gather on the stage, dressed in costumes. Stormfur is dressed like a girl and looks miserable, but the rest are happy. Very loudly, they begin to sing opera in some strange language)
(The audience groans loudly. Darkleaf hides under the awards table with her paws over her ears. Mudfur is laying on the floor next to her, asleep.)
Mudfur: *Paws twitching* Take that, WindClan!... Flea-brained…Haha, you fell into the river!
(The performance finishes. By now several cats appear dead.)
Darkleaf: *Gets up and prods Mudfur with a paw* Well, that was, erm, lovely... So that's the second chapter! A big round of applause for Mudfur!
(Cats cheer)
Thornclaw: *Slips onto the stage and stands next to Mudfur* Hey baby, you were great! How about you and me go on a walk and catch a few mice?
Mudfur: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww! You're way old!
Blackfrost: How dare you! We have four kits!
(Chases Thornclaw away)
Mudfur: Before I go I would like to make one last comment: WindClan may be fast, but their brains, well they are the size of fleas!
(There is silence. Crickets chirp)
Purdy: *Bursts out laughing* WindClan's… Brains! … That's great!
(Cats stare as the crazy old cat continues to laugh insanely)
Darkleaf: *Hugs Mudfur goodbye* The third segment will be out soon! Goodbye, everyone!
Mudfur: BYE!
(Cats cheer)
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I hope you liked it, but either way REVIEW!!!!! Also, I have already chosen the rest of my co-hosts so there will be no more chances to become. Sorry. If you have any suggestions for awards, do tell.