Suzaku CO. Go Sexually Insane II
Author's notes: Ah, yes. After a year, I am finally back with another chapter for this story. Sorry to all those that have wanted another chapter to this story sooner. Things in my life, and trying to thinking up some other sexually odd things, have taken up lots of time. -.-;;
Ranma: ::smirks:: Just admit it. You were too lazy.
Crazy Lady: ::twitches, glares over at Ranma:: Shut up.
Ranma: ::sticks his tongue out at her:: Make me!
Crazy Lady: ::smiles sweetly at him, giving him a look saying she'll get to him later, then turns back to the readers:: As I have said, I've been busy. I'd also like to make a note that things from the last chapter will be mentioned in this chapter. Another thing, do not, I repeat, do not flame me because Jesus is named something else in this story. I don't want to hear it. As I once said, I was cussed out about it before, I don't need it again. -.-;
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Disclaimers: I own nothing related to the wonderful series Fushigi Yuugi: Mysterious Play. I do, however, own some of the insane jokes in this story, as I also own this story. But I do not own Fushigi Yuugi. ::sighs sadly:: Tis true.. Tis true. At least I can borrow the characters, for a little while, for this story. =D
Without further delay, here is the story. ::bows::
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Tasuki: *looks around the abandon palace garden with annoyance, waves a hand in front of his face from the heat bearing down upon him from the sun, grumbles* Where the hell is everyone? *suddenly loud squeals of delight and laughter are heard, slowly he looks over to the right and sees a bikini clad Miaka run around a building's corner, followed by a speedo clad Chichiri*
Miaka: *laughs, hides behind Tasuki, as Chichiri uses his magic to throw balls of water at Miaka, sticks her tongue out at Chichiri* Nah! Can't get me!
Chichiri: *smirks evilly, lifts his hand up that has a ball of water floating a few centimeters from his palm* Wanna bet, no da? *throws the water at Miaka, only to miss her and hit Tasuki, creates another ball of water and continues to try and hit Miaka, only to keep missing her cause of her ducking behind Tasuki, finally goes after her and chases her again*
Miaka: *laughs, runs around Tasuki, with Chichiri in hot pursuit, for a few minutes before dashing off to another place in the palace garden*
Chichiri: Hey, no da! Get back here! .;; *chases after Miaka*
Tasuki: *stands there very stiff, alone once again, dripping wet, eyes having a wild look to them, slowly he seems to come out of a shocked daze, mutters to himself* Jesus. Has risen.
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*Quietly; Miaka, Chiriko, Tamahome, and Mitsukake sit in the palace library bored, before Miaka suddenly brightens*
Miaka: Hey guys! I just remembered a really great joke, wanna hear it?
Tamahome: *laying against a table, a depressed, bored look on his face, grumbles* Yeah, sure. It's not like we have anything else better to do.
Mitsukake: *nods* Yes, I agree with Tamahome.
Chiriko: *smiles brightly* Yes, for it would be wonderful to hear it.
Miaka: *smiles brightly at them* Alright, well it goes like this.. A man was sitting on a plane, and he really had to go. Unfortunately, the men's bathroom was out of order and he couldn't use it. So he then asks a flight attendant if he could use the women's bathroom, cause he had to go really badly and they wouldn't land for quite some time. After a few minutes of thought, the flight attendant agrees with him, yet warns him not to push the third button in there. The man is confused with this, yet agrees. Once the man is in the bathroom doing his business, he looks over to his left and notices a panel with three buttons. After a few minutes, curiosity finally gets to him and he thinks to himself, 'Well, she didn't tell me not to press the other two buttons.' So then he reaches over and presses the first button. Suddenly he's being given a back massage. The man thinks this isn't bad, and, wondering what the second button does, presses the second button. Instantly he's getting a pedicure. The man, thinking that those two things were great, wonders what could be so bad about the third button, so, going again what he was told not to do, reaches over and presses the third button. Instantly he blacks out. A few days later, he wakes up to find himself in the hospital surrounded by a nurse and a doctor. The man, utterly confused, asks what happened. The nurse stares at the man in disapproval and replies, "You pressed the third button, didn't you?" The man nods his head in confusion, replying, "Yes, why? What had happened when pressing the third button?" The nurse is quiet for a minute or so, before replying, "Instant tampon remover." The man goes white before looking at the doctor. The doctor looks sadly at the man before speaking for the first time. "I'm sorry son, your dick was lost." The man then promptly faints, again.
Mitsukake, Chiriko, Tamahome: ..
Miaka: *grins at them* So, what did you think? ^.^
Mitsukake: *looks at Miaka calmly* It reminds me of the time of when I lost little Johnny and Little Suzie..
Chiriko: *eyes fill up with tears* Li-little Johnny?.. S-suzie? *bursts into tears*
Mitsukake: *starts to pat Chiriko on the back soothingly*
Tamahome: *stares over at Miaka seriously* Miaka?.. What's a plane?..
Miaka: -.-;;;
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Nuriko: *happily sitting on a bench in the palace garden, next to Hotohori, sucking on a lolly pop*
Hotohori: *twitches to every loud sucking sound that Nuriko makes*
Nuriko: *stops sucking for a minute to give the lolly pop big lick, then proceeds to suck the lolly pop again*
Hotohori: *suddenly turns around towards Nuriko, crying out* I can't take it anymore! *lunges on Nuriko, both falling to the ground*
Nuriko: *cries out in pleased surprise* Hotohori-sama!
*If anyone was to walk near the gardens, they would have hear strange noises, luckily for everyone else's sanity, no one did*
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Chichiri: *blinks in surprise out of his meditation when Tama-neko bumps him head gently against Chichiri's leg* Eh? *looks down at the mewing cat, smiles* Ah, Tama-neko. I take it you want attention. *picks the cat up and places it on his lap, starts to pet it*
Tasuki: *walks into the room whistling, suddenly stops at seeing Chichiri petting Tama-neko, grins at Chichiri* Wow Chichiri! I'm surprised at you! For this is the closest you've ever come to a pussy!
Chichiri: ...
Tama-neko: -.-;;;;
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Keisuke: *drunkenly leans against Tetsuya, hiccups, slurs out* I love ya man.
Tetsuya: *hiccups, grins drunkenly at his friend, his sun glasses half hanging off, slurring, he replies* I love ya too, man..
Keisuke: *gives his friend a drunken smile* Really? Can you bare my child then?
Tetsuya: *grins drunkenly at his friend, slowly nods* Sure!
Keisuke: *hiccups, grins happily at his friend, leans over to give Tetsuya a kiss, only to pass out and fall against Tetsuya*
Tetsuya: *lets out one last hiccup before also passing out, both Tetsuya and Keisuke falling to the floor, out cold*
Yui: *sighs annoyed, rolls her eyes, grumbles* I swear, don't those two ever learn? -.-;;
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Author's notes 2: And that about sums it up. See! I had given you guys more then I was planning to. Sorry if this chapter kind of sucks. I know the jokes aren't as good as the lasts, but what can you do? ^^;; If anyone would like to see this story continued, or have any ideas or jokes to add to the story, drop me a line at Double0Sexie@aol.com. Also, comments and criticism is welcomed, but just as long as their polite, mature, and nice. I don't need people harassing me like 'Johnny Cakes'. Who you ask? Read 'Wishing' in the Family Guy section to understand. Those that insult or flame will only be laughed at, then given the same treatment in return by me posting a chapter dedicated to the reviewers. I have a wonderful example on chapter two on 'Wishing.' Also, I want to again say sorry to anyone that I've insulted about the whole Jesus thing. It was all a joke, really! ;.;
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A Note of Thanks: Thank you so much to all those that have reviewed my past chapter! It means a great deal to me, and you were all the ones to convince me in the end to continue with this odd little story, which I had thought up in a tent on the beach in the middle of the night when I couldn't sleep. Also, I want to thank everyone who placed me on their favorite's list, for that greatly made my day. Thank you all so much! ^.^
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Author's pled for help: Help! I've been messing with this stupid file for some time and it doesn't want to work with me. Grr.. If anyone knows anything about .html, and you tell me, I'll bow before you. I've been trying to make these chapters come out exactly how I made them to look, and it doesn't seem to want to. I'm going to try to figure it out some more. So please forgive the horrid way this chapter is laid out now. Forgive me and my evil computer! *cries*
Author's notes: Ah, yes. After a year, I am finally back with another chapter for this story. Sorry to all those that have wanted another chapter to this story sooner. Things in my life, and trying to thinking up some other sexually odd things, have taken up lots of time. -.-;;
Ranma: ::smirks:: Just admit it. You were too lazy.
Crazy Lady: ::twitches, glares over at Ranma:: Shut up.
Ranma: ::sticks his tongue out at her:: Make me!
Crazy Lady: ::smiles sweetly at him, giving him a look saying she'll get to him later, then turns back to the readers:: As I have said, I've been busy. I'd also like to make a note that things from the last chapter will be mentioned in this chapter. Another thing, do not, I repeat, do not flame me because Jesus is named something else in this story. I don't want to hear it. As I once said, I was cussed out about it before, I don't need it again. -.-;
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Disclaimers: I own nothing related to the wonderful series Fushigi Yuugi: Mysterious Play. I do, however, own some of the insane jokes in this story, as I also own this story. But I do not own Fushigi Yuugi. ::sighs sadly:: Tis true.. Tis true. At least I can borrow the characters, for a little while, for this story. =D
Without further delay, here is the story. ::bows::
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Tasuki: *looks around the abandon palace garden with annoyance, waves a hand in front of his face from the heat bearing down upon him from the sun, grumbles* Where the hell is everyone? *suddenly loud squeals of delight and laughter are heard, slowly he looks over to the right and sees a bikini clad Miaka run around a building's corner, followed by a speedo clad Chichiri*
Miaka: *laughs, hides behind Tasuki, as Chichiri uses his magic to throw balls of water at Miaka, sticks her tongue out at Chichiri* Nah! Can't get me!
Chichiri: *smirks evilly, lifts his hand up that has a ball of water floating a few centimeters from his palm* Wanna bet, no da? *throws the water at Miaka, only to miss her and hit Tasuki, creates another ball of water and continues to try and hit Miaka, only to keep missing her cause of her ducking behind Tasuki, finally goes after her and chases her again*
Miaka: *laughs, runs around Tasuki, with Chichiri in hot pursuit, for a few minutes before dashing off to another place in the palace garden*
Chichiri: Hey, no da! Get back here! .;; *chases after Miaka*
Tasuki: *stands there very stiff, alone once again, dripping wet, eyes having a wild look to them, slowly he seems to come out of a shocked daze, mutters to himself* Jesus. Has risen.
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*Quietly; Miaka, Chiriko, Tamahome, and Mitsukake sit in the palace library bored, before Miaka suddenly brightens*
Miaka: Hey guys! I just remembered a really great joke, wanna hear it?
Tamahome: *laying against a table, a depressed, bored look on his face, grumbles* Yeah, sure. It's not like we have anything else better to do.
Mitsukake: *nods* Yes, I agree with Tamahome.
Chiriko: *smiles brightly* Yes, for it would be wonderful to hear it.
Miaka: *smiles brightly at them* Alright, well it goes like this.. A man was sitting on a plane, and he really had to go. Unfortunately, the men's bathroom was out of order and he couldn't use it. So he then asks a flight attendant if he could use the women's bathroom, cause he had to go really badly and they wouldn't land for quite some time. After a few minutes of thought, the flight attendant agrees with him, yet warns him not to push the third button in there. The man is confused with this, yet agrees. Once the man is in the bathroom doing his business, he looks over to his left and notices a panel with three buttons. After a few minutes, curiosity finally gets to him and he thinks to himself, 'Well, she didn't tell me not to press the other two buttons.' So then he reaches over and presses the first button. Suddenly he's being given a back massage. The man thinks this isn't bad, and, wondering what the second button does, presses the second button. Instantly he's getting a pedicure. The man, thinking that those two things were great, wonders what could be so bad about the third button, so, going again what he was told not to do, reaches over and presses the third button. Instantly he blacks out. A few days later, he wakes up to find himself in the hospital surrounded by a nurse and a doctor. The man, utterly confused, asks what happened. The nurse stares at the man in disapproval and replies, "You pressed the third button, didn't you?" The man nods his head in confusion, replying, "Yes, why? What had happened when pressing the third button?" The nurse is quiet for a minute or so, before replying, "Instant tampon remover." The man goes white before looking at the doctor. The doctor looks sadly at the man before speaking for the first time. "I'm sorry son, your dick was lost." The man then promptly faints, again.
Mitsukake, Chiriko, Tamahome: ..
Miaka: *grins at them* So, what did you think? ^.^
Mitsukake: *looks at Miaka calmly* It reminds me of the time of when I lost little Johnny and Little Suzie..
Chiriko: *eyes fill up with tears* Li-little Johnny?.. S-suzie? *bursts into tears*
Mitsukake: *starts to pat Chiriko on the back soothingly*
Tamahome: *stares over at Miaka seriously* Miaka?.. What's a plane?..
Miaka: -.-;;;
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Nuriko: *happily sitting on a bench in the palace garden, next to Hotohori, sucking on a lolly pop*
Hotohori: *twitches to every loud sucking sound that Nuriko makes*
Nuriko: *stops sucking for a minute to give the lolly pop big lick, then proceeds to suck the lolly pop again*
Hotohori: *suddenly turns around towards Nuriko, crying out* I can't take it anymore! *lunges on Nuriko, both falling to the ground*
Nuriko: *cries out in pleased surprise* Hotohori-sama!
*If anyone was to walk near the gardens, they would have hear strange noises, luckily for everyone else's sanity, no one did*
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Chichiri: *blinks in surprise out of his meditation when Tama-neko bumps him head gently against Chichiri's leg* Eh? *looks down at the mewing cat, smiles* Ah, Tama-neko. I take it you want attention. *picks the cat up and places it on his lap, starts to pet it*
Tasuki: *walks into the room whistling, suddenly stops at seeing Chichiri petting Tama-neko, grins at Chichiri* Wow Chichiri! I'm surprised at you! For this is the closest you've ever come to a pussy!
Chichiri: ...
Tama-neko: -.-;;;;
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Keisuke: *drunkenly leans against Tetsuya, hiccups, slurs out* I love ya man.
Tetsuya: *hiccups, grins drunkenly at his friend, his sun glasses half hanging off, slurring, he replies* I love ya too, man..
Keisuke: *gives his friend a drunken smile* Really? Can you bare my child then?
Tetsuya: *grins drunkenly at his friend, slowly nods* Sure!
Keisuke: *hiccups, grins happily at his friend, leans over to give Tetsuya a kiss, only to pass out and fall against Tetsuya*
Tetsuya: *lets out one last hiccup before also passing out, both Tetsuya and Keisuke falling to the floor, out cold*
Yui: *sighs annoyed, rolls her eyes, grumbles* I swear, don't those two ever learn? -.-;;
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Author's notes 2: And that about sums it up. See! I had given you guys more then I was planning to. Sorry if this chapter kind of sucks. I know the jokes aren't as good as the lasts, but what can you do? ^^;; If anyone would like to see this story continued, or have any ideas or jokes to add to the story, drop me a line at Double0Sexie@aol.com. Also, comments and criticism is welcomed, but just as long as their polite, mature, and nice. I don't need people harassing me like 'Johnny Cakes'. Who you ask? Read 'Wishing' in the Family Guy section to understand. Those that insult or flame will only be laughed at, then given the same treatment in return by me posting a chapter dedicated to the reviewers. I have a wonderful example on chapter two on 'Wishing.' Also, I want to again say sorry to anyone that I've insulted about the whole Jesus thing. It was all a joke, really! ;.;
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A Note of Thanks: Thank you so much to all those that have reviewed my past chapter! It means a great deal to me, and you were all the ones to convince me in the end to continue with this odd little story, which I had thought up in a tent on the beach in the middle of the night when I couldn't sleep. Also, I want to thank everyone who placed me on their favorite's list, for that greatly made my day. Thank you all so much! ^.^
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Author's pled for help: Help! I've been messing with this stupid file for some time and it doesn't want to work with me. Grr.. If anyone knows anything about .html, and you tell me, I'll bow before you. I've been trying to make these chapters come out exactly how I made them to look, and it doesn't seem to want to. I'm going to try to figure it out some more. So please forgive the horrid way this chapter is laid out now. Forgive me and my evil computer! *cries*