How to be: ComingandGoingByBubble
haunted houses? Swords? Blood? Humiliation? Death? YES!
make sure Glinda is the most afflicted person in every one of your stories.
Then leave a cliffhanger just to be sly.
Make sure you have Fiyero not be able to choose which girl he wants. Ever. Seriously, make him as brainless as possible, because there's so much more to Fiyero than just his female friends.
MALICIOUS LAUGHTER. MALICIOUS LAUGHTER IS IMPORTANT.
have Glinda sing haunting songs, preferably to child with all black eyes.
answer PMs almost instantly because you are kind and amazing.
Obsess over Glee.
make sure almost all your stories deal with love and loss.
also, everybody loves you.
especially Dimpled.