Chapter One: The Mystical Lake

Recently a mystique young lady appeared and proclaimed her stay in the dwelling of the renowned Sakamakis, bewildering the residents who reside in the said residence. Now the maiden is sound asleep like a princess from a fairytale, heedless to what's happening around her as her princes sneakingly approached her. Instead of waking up from a kiss fangs pierced her skin. Her eyes fluttered open feeling the torrid pain from all different parts of her frail body, but she neither complained nor said anything. She let the triplets feast on her as she hummed a random tune to cover up the vampires' wicked compliments and sucking. Soon, the pain subsided and her body began to numb.

Laito stared at her in astonishment and adored her beautiful voice "Aren't you supposed to freak out, bitch-chan?"

Her incessant humming enveloped the room, echoed through the corridors, and throughout the mansion. Her ceaseless action put Ayato and Kanato's assault in a halt and made them listen to her alluring voice. By the time they came back to their senses the melody ended and Yui is facing east accelerating towards the door with her toiletries and pink bathrobe in hand.

Just a moment ago Ayato was lying on the pink bed now he's blocking her path "Where do you think you're going, chichinashi?"

"On an adventure" she answered beaming from ear to ear "I'm taking on a quest to the mystical lake the previous lords, kings, and historical people used"

Too preoccupied with what the human said the three didn't noticed the Albino who was lured in by the maiden's alluring voice "In other words she'll look for the bathroom" he said but was only ignored "Morons"

"Ah, mind if I join you bitch-chan?"

"The journey is dangerous and it could take years" she turned around to look at Laito "I greatly appreciate your kind offer Asmodeus"

"She means she's afraid she might get lost and she's glad you're willing to help" again, poor Subaru was ignored

"Hey, if you're taking Laito then Ore-sama will accompany you too"

"Great idea, Mammon. As the saying goes the more the merrier"

"Nonsense" Kanato made an effort of acting mature to mask his curiosity "There's no such lake existing"

"Are they seriously into this?" The Albino's cheeks bloated turning red as he tried to restrain himself from laughing. Even though he's being annoyed by his brothers' ignorance this is too amusing "Of course there is if you'll only reconsider what I said earlier"

"There sure is Leviathan" the juvenile human encouraged the uncanny vampire "Join us and let's unfold the truth behind this legendary, mystical lake"

After arguing the four reached an agreement. The next scene happened so fast with the four exiting the room. The albino punched the wall not once or twice, but countless times as if it's his way of calming himself, however it wasn't enough. Crouching he held his stomach as he burst out laughing, almost rolling on the floor. He's surprisingly laughing his heart out as if there's no tomorrow which rarely happens. But the vampire's fun was brief because Reiji came shortly and witnessed the whole scene.

The albino froze when Reiji looked away "Pfftt..." he brought a hand to his mouth to stifle from laughing "What good did I ever do to witness you in such a ridiculous state. Pity, you must have hit your head somewhere" he taunted

Subaru fixed his posture realizing how silly he must have looked like "What the heck are you talking about?"

"I won't meddle in with this matter any longer. What are you doing here, and where is that arrogant human?"

"Out there role playing with the triplets" he deadpanned "They're taking on a quest to a mystical lake. Apparently that stupid human wants to get rid of the world's dirt by bathing there"

"Moron, you do know we have a number of bathrooms you could've told her she can use any of them" a frown creased his forehead "Tell me what mountain did they went?"

The albino face-palmed "Am I the only one who's normal here?"

A/N: Continue?