The IM with Wolves?
Chatlog 2
BBanger246- Jacob
Total_innocence- Seth
PoLAPush- Leah
Law-breaker- Sam
Dude-wheres-my-car- Quil
Leahsabtch- Paul
Shoot2kill- Embry
Fdonuts- Jared
Guest Starring:
Ifeelpretty- Alice
Edward_Cullen- duh
hottest_dr- Carlisle
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[7:56]BBanger246: Hey how B U doin?
[7:56]Dude-wheres-my-car: B doin swank-a'doodles, joo?
[7:57]BBanger246: swank-a'doodles huh? is that like...tar-tar lingo for I'm fine, and you?
[7:57]Dude-wheres-my-car: xD
[7:57]Dude-wheres-my-car: TAR TAR SAUCE! Tastes good on fish! :D
[7:57]BBanger246: Lmfao! nice 1
[7:58]BBanger246: ...
[7:58]BBanger246: dude y Seth B not talking?
[7:58]Dude-wheres-my-car: Scamming on guys
[7:58]BBanger246: lol
[7:59]Total_innocence: STFU! Jesus! Its called conference
[7:59]Dude-wheres-my-car: ok ok
[7:59]Dude-wheres-my-car: Get yer panties out of a bundle!
[7:59]BBanger246: lmfao!
[8:00]BBanger246: xD
[8:00]BBanger246: rofl!
[8:00]Dude-wheres-my-car: Lol, what is so funny?
[8:01]BBanger246: I just imagined Seth in pink panties :D
[8:01]Dude-wheres-my-car: OMFG! Waz he haut?
[8:01]Total_innocence: U guys r fags
[8:01]BBanger246: oh yeah! :D
[8:02]BBanger246: he looked like Paris Hilton
[8:02]BBanger246: minus the bewbs and the blonde hair, and he had darker skin..
[8:02]Dude-wheres-my-car: U mean - everything that made her her right?
[8:02]BBanger246: Yeah :D
[8:03]Dude-wheres-my-car: lol
[8:03]Dude-wheres-my-car: So what did that leave you wid?
[8:03]BBanger246: Seth O.O
[8:03]Dude-wheres-my-car: lmfao!
[8:03]Total_innocence: U guys suck
[8:04]Total_innocence: I'm goin' back 2 talkin' 2 people who rn't fags now.
[8:04]BBanger246: Seth the pope is Catholic, and yer a little boy...
[8:04]Dude-wheres-my-car: xD
[8:04]BBanger246: which means he's a fag
[8:04]Dude-wheres-my-car: LMFAO!
[8:05]Dude-wheres-my-car: xD xD xD!!
[8:05]BBanger246: lol
[8:05]Dude-wheres-my-car: omg omg omg omg omg!
[8:05]BBanger246: Calm down Quilly-poo
[8:05]BBanger246: twasn't that funny
[8:05]BBanger246: lol
[8:06]Total_innocence: wasn't funny at all
[8:06]Dude-wheres-my-car: only cause yer the butt of the joke ;D
[8:06]Total_innocence: -.-
[8:06]Total_innocence: I hate U both
[8:06]Total_innocence: so much
[8:06]BBanger246: Liar
[8:06]BBanger246: U want to see us naked
[8:06]BBanger246: on top of each other
[8:06]BBanger246: screwing
[8:07]Total_innocence: o
[8:07]Total_innocence: JAKE!
[8:07]Total_innocence: Stop it!
[8:07]BBanger246: Y?
[8:07]Total_innocence: Cuz I imagined it! Dx
[8:07]BBanger246: lol
[8:07]BBanger246: waz it haut?
[8:07]Total_innocence: JAKE!
[8:08]BBanger246: lol
[8:08]Dude-wheres-my-car: I just red over everything wii sent
[8:08]Dude-wheres-my-car: we sound like homos
[8:08]BBanger246: lol
[8:08]Total_innocence: C! I told U!
[8:08]Dude-wheres-my-car: especially Seth
[8:08]Total_innocence: D:
[8:08]BBanger246: xD
[8:08]Total_innocence: WHAT!
[8:08]BBanger246: lol I knew it
[8:08]Total_innocence: HOW?
[8:09]Dude-wheres-my-car: U just do squeezy cheese ;D
[8:09]Total_innocence: I hate U!
[8:09]BBanger246: lol!
[8:09]BBanger246: luv ya 2 :D
[8:09]Dude-wheres-my-car: lol
[8:09]Total_innocence: -.-
[8:09]BBanger246: any who
[8:09]BBanger246: who u talkin' 2
[8:09]BBanger246: ?
[8:09]Total_innocence: yer mom
[8:09]BBanger246: coolio
[8:09]BBanger246: tell her I said I want a sandwich
[8:10]Dude-wheres-my-car: lmfao
[8:10]Total_innocence: jerk wad
[8:10]Total_innocence: talkin' 2 the Cullen's
[8:10]BBanger246: :(
[8:10]Total_innocence: ...
[8:10]Total_innocence: What?
[8:10]BBanger246: Tell Edward I want a sandwich...
[8:10]BBanger246: and tell him 2 tell Carlisle I want his women...
[8:10]BBanger246: washed, and not dried :D
[8:11]Dude-wheres-my-car: lmfao
[8:11]Total_innocence: What does this look like?
[8:11]Total_innocence: Burger king?
[8:11]BBanger246: No pickles
[8:11]Dude-wheres-my-car: xD
[8:11]BBanger246: lol
[8:11]Total_innocence: omg! xD
[8:11]Total_innocence: ur an ass!
[8:11]BBanger246: lol
[8:11]BBanger246: so?
[8:11]Dude-wheres-my-car: xD
[8:12]BBanger246: Tell them 2 join the convo
[8:12]Total_innocence: srsly?
[8:12]BBanger246: na!
[8:12]BBanger246: I'm gonna lie
2 u Seth!
[8:12]BBanger246: Dun't listen!
[8:12]Dude-wheres-my-car: xD
[8:12]Total_innocence: Fine
[8:12]Total_innocence: Give me a min butt munch!
[8:12]BBanger246: ok you goat sniffing cheese cracker!
[8:12]Dude-wheres-my-car:
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[9:23]BBanger246: Is it safe?
[9:23]Dude-wheres-my-car: yuh, Leah's not on
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[9:23]BBanger246: SHIT!
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[9;23]PoLAPush: U GUYS SUCK!
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[10:26]BBanger246: Where the hell is he!
[10:26]Total_innocence: kk
[10:26]Total_innocence: back
[10:26]BBanger246: BOUT FREAKING TIME!
[10:26]BBanger246: Ur sister signed on!
[10:26]Dude-wheres-my-car: It was awful O.O
[10:26]Total_innocence: srry
[10:26]Total_innocence: had some Physical problems
[10:26]BBanger246: Slam ur weiner in the toilet seat?
[10:26]Dude-wheres-my-car: must B lockable toilet seat then
[10:26]BBanger246: I do it 2
[10:26]BBanger246: It gets biger when U's a wulf
[10:27]Total_innocence: I noticed
[10:27]Total_innocence: but that isn't de prob.
[10:27]BBanger246: that white stuff is normal
[10:27]Total_innocence: what?
[10:27]BBanger246: U were jerking it and white stuff came out
[10:27]BBanger246: its supposed 2
[10:27]BBanger246: its called Jizz
[10:27]Total_innocence: O.O;
[10:28]Total_innocence: Jake
[10:28]BBanger246: huh?
[10:28]Total_innocence: it's called an asylum
[10:28]Total_innocence: they have people just like you there
[10:28]Total_innocence: You'll make many new friends
[10:29]Dude-wheres-my-car: xD
[10:29]BBanger246: lol
Ifeelpretty joined the Conference
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[10:29]BBanger246: Let's C
[10:29]BBanger246: Alice is Ifeelpretty
[10:29]BBanger246: Carlisle is hottest_dr
[10:29]BBanger246: But I'm having trouble guessing who Edward_Cullen is
[10:29]Ifeelpretty: lmfao
[10:29]Edward_Cullen: It's Edward
[10:29]BBanger246: Can't you hear the sarcasm?
[10:30]Ifeelpretty: xD!
[10:30]Dude-wheres-my-car: lol, Jake
[10:30]Edward_Cullen: I can't hear anything.
[10:30]Ifeelpretty: xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:30]Dude-wheres-my-car: ROFL!!
[10:30]BBanger246: OMG!
[10:30]hottest_dr: Edward
[10:30]Edward_Cullen: What?
[10:30]hottest_dr: He's being a smart ass
[10:30]BBanger246: LMFAO
[10:31]Edward_Cullen: BBanger? Bella Banger huh?
[10:31]hottest_dr: O.O
[10:31]Ifeelpretty: O.O
[10:31]Dude-wheres-my-car: O.O
[10:31]Total_innocence: o.O
[10:31]BBanger246: No dipswitch
[10:31]BBanger246: I made this account B4 Bella moved here.
[10:31]BBanger246: Billy Black Anger jack off
[10:31]Edward_Cullen: No need to get angry with me Jacob, it was just a simple, honest, harmless question. There is really no need to get all huffy with me over some IM chat now is there?
[10:31]BBanger246: You forgot ur heading dingle balls
[10:31]Edward_Cullen: What ever do you mean Jacob? I have no clue what you're talking about.
[10:31]BBanger246: we r on a Chat site
[10:31]BBanger246: And ur typin' like ur writn' an essay.
[10:31]BBanger246: abreviate
[10:32]Edward_Cullen: How about I type the way I want to, and you can type in words we have to guess at. Alright? Sound fair enough?
[10:32]BBanger246: KKHSBDUKWIW IBT? THTGO
[10:32]BBanger246: N
[10:32]Edward_Cullen: uh...
[10:32]Total_innocence: Jake
[10:32]Total_innocence: We understood nothing of that
[10:32]Ifeelpretty: I DID! :D
[10:32]Ifeelpretty: KK Home skillet B Dog U know what I want! Is Bella there? Tell her to get on
[10:32]Ifeelpretty: Now!
[10:32]Ifeelpretty: :D
[10:32]BBanger246: Damn
[10:32]BBanger246: Never mind.
[10:32]BBanger246: Alice will U marry me?
[10:32]Ifeelpretty: Srry :(
[10:32]Ifeelpretty: I got Jasper
[10:33]BBanger246: ok
[10:33]BBanger246: Alice, will U sleep with me?
[10:33]Edward_Cullen: Ingrate!
[10:33]BBanger246: STFU! If I waz askin' U I'd look at U and B like...
[10:33]BBanger246: Dipshit! Sleep wid me!
[10:33]Edward_Cullen: Mongrel!
[10:33]BBanger246: Low fat Vanilla Yogurt!
[10:33]Ifeelpretty: ...
[10:33]Total_innocence: Jake
[10:33]Total_innocence: What the hell kind of come back is that?
[10:33]BBanger246: I hate low fat Vanilla Yogurt O.O
[10:33]BBanger246: It taste like sweaty balls
[10:33]Edward_Cullen: Only you would know, wouldn't you?
[10:34]BBanger246: Yep
[10:34]BBanger246: Jerk and lick
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[10:34]Ifeelpretty: EEWWW!!
[10:34]BBanger246: I wasn't talkin' about that!
[10:34]BBanger246: God you leeches are gross!
[10:39]BBanger246: Carlisle
[10:40]hottest_dr: hmm?
[10:40]BBanger246: Make luv to me
[10:40]hottest_dr: O.O
[10:40]hottest_dr: Gee I'd love to but I have 2 get 2 work
[10:40]hottest_dr: bai!
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[10:40]BBanger246: lmfao
[10:40]BBanger246: freaks
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: Jake?
[10:41]BBanger246: Oh Alice ur still on
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: yuh
[10:41]BBanger246: what's up?
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: ...
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: how long did it take last night?
[10:41]BBanger246: O.O
[10:41]BBanger246: How long did what take!?!?!?
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: Well...
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: Edward was up reading people's minds last night and he stopped on urs
[10:41]BBanger246: uh...
[10:41]BBanger246: What time? O.O;;;
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: about four AM
[10:41]BBanger246: Oh god
[10:41]BBanger246: What did he hear?
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: A lot of moaning
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: A lot of confusion
[10:41]Ifeelpretty: All together a lot of sick things
[10:42]BBanger246: yeah...
[10:42]BBanger246: About five hours
[10:42]Ifeelpretty: Ok
[10:42]BBanger246: why?
[10:42]Ifeelpretty: I want 2 give him a heads up so he doesn't get scarred again
[10:42]BBanger246: I c
[10:42]BBanger246: I usually start about 2
[10:42]BBanger246: tell him that
[10:42]Ifeelpretty: I will
[10:42]BBanger246: how bad did it scar him?
[10:42]Ifeelpretty: he dry cried all night
[10:42]Ifeelpretty: Bella waz trying 2 get juicy details from him inconspicuously
[10:43]BBanger246: Ah
[10:43]BBanger246: Bella's a sick little puppy
[10:43]Ifeelpretty: yuh
[10:56]Ifeelpretty: Can I come over?
[10:56]BBanger246: What!?
[10:56]Ifeelpretty: Can I come over?
[10:56]BBanger246: Why?!?!
[10:56]Ifeelpretty: My mannequin is broken and I need a tall, thin figure for this dress
[10:56]BBanger246: O.O;;;
[10:56]BBanger246: I'm kinda...messy right now
[10:56]Ifeelpretty: I don't care
[10:56]BBanger246: No I'm MESSY right now!
[10:56]BBanger246: as in house and body
[10:56]BBanger246: and room
[10:56]Ifeelpretty: well pack it back
[10:56]Ifeelpretty: take a shower
[10:57]Ifeelpretty: and I'll help you clean ur pig pen
[10:57]BBanger246: :(
[10:57]BBanger246: U'd do that
[10:57]BBanger246: for me?
[10:57]BBanger246: I LUV U!
[10:57]Ifeelpretty: ^o^
[10:57]BBanger246: Just let me wipe up here and I'll go
[10:57]Ifeelpretty: that's sick
[10:57]BBanger246: lol
[10:57]BBanger246: ur the 1 who wants to come over
[10:58]Ifeelpretty: beat it with a hammer
[10:58]BBanger246: :O
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[10:58]Ifeelpretty: lol