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Tap-tap
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Sleek, shiny, and super…awesome. He's also downloaded one of the most popular apps: Tap-tap! Unfortunately for him, the other gods have been stealing his iPod to play this strangely addicting game…
Let's take a look at the songs that each God/Goddess has chosen to play…
Zeus: Sparks Fly, by Taylor Swift. Mortals…do not judge me.
Poseidon: Under the Sea, by Disney. Darling its better, Down where it's wetter, Take it from me. Haha Zeus! There are no Disney songs about your stupid clouds!
Hades: California Girls, by Katy Perry. Well the entrance to the Underworld is in California!...But what are these 'Daisy Dukes' she speaks off? Perhaps I should ask Nico...
Hera: Womanizer, by Britney Spears. Ahem! My husband should learn something from this!
Athena: Fur Elise, by Beethoven. Why would I listen to "music" that has been created by this new invention called 'auto tune'?
Apollo: Uh, God of Music here!
Apollo is great,
He has no favorite song,
I am so awesome.
Artemis: Run the World (Girls) by Beyonce. Girls rule the world! Haha, what now, Apollo!
Ares: Forget You, by Cee Lo Green. Actually, I prefer the explicit version. This is my jam. If you don't like it, forget you!
Aphrodite: Just the Way You Are, by Bruno Mars. Aww, what a sweetie. Did I mention, he's my son? BTW I totally heart Justin Bieber! He and Selena make such a cute couple! They're almost cuter than Percabeth! (A/N: I neither hate nor like Bieber. He's just another singer to me).
Hestia: I'm still not allowed to use the iPod :'(
Hephaestus: Born This Way, by Lady Gaga. Take that Hera! Maybe I was born crippled but I was born this way and I am proud! Don't be a drag…just be a queen…don't be a drag…just…
Demeter: Who wants to listen to music when you could be eating cereal?
Persephone: Bad Romance, by Lady Gaga. Trust me, hon, I know what its like to be stuck in a bad romance...ugh Hades.
Dionysus: Shots, by LMFAO, If only this 'LMFAO' was my demi-god son…it would be the best party, ever. (Alternately, Raise Your Glass, by P!nk)
There are sooo many more choices for each god/goddess, but I tried not to repeat artists. What do you think? What would your song choices for each god be?
