Chapter 2. Mr. Edgeman
Yoshi and Bowser arrived at Toad Square around the same time. "Huh? Yoshi?" Bowser said, obviously confused. If it was at any other time, he would've wrote this meeting off as a coincidence, but now… "Wait a minute… I know why you're here! You're here for Peach's cake, aren't you?" Bowser questioned Yoshi, who was there for food, but not anything in particular. "Well, there's no way in hell I'm letting you have her cake! So scram, before I make leave! PERMANENTLY!" Bowser continued to shout empty (and lame) threats at Yoshi who was distracted by a man in a black cloak. Yoshi had definitely seen that man before. He was the man that gave Yoshi that letter. So, instinctively, he ran after the man, in hopes that he would get some food. That's really all he wanted. Bowser noticed Yoshi was running away, and chased after him, still shouting nonsense.
After a long time of running, Yoshi finally catches up to the cloaked man, with Bowser lagging behind. They find the man in the electronics section of a store, next to a gigantic T.V. Bowser, gasping for breath, shouted, "Why are you...even chasing this guy…? Why…hah..am I even chasing…you?" Yoshi knew though. He was on a mission. For what, he didn't exactly know, but when he set his mind on something, he got it done. He was that kind of person. That or he just wanted some god damn food. Anyway, the cloaked man began to move closer to the T.V. and pressed his hand against it. Once he did that, his hand vanished into the T.V. Soon after, he had completely vanished into the television. "What…just happened…? Was that some kind of magic trick?" Bowser said, obviously confused as to what he just saw. "I'm I tripping balls, or did he just go into that T.V?" Bowser was still confused, even though it was 4:20 P.M. Yoshi, ignoring Bowser once again, moved closer to the television, where he found a small scrap of paper which read, "HEY LOSERRR, THERE'S SOMEHTING IN THIS PAPER THA WILL LE T YOYU GO INTO THE TV, SO TAKE THAT THING AND get in THE TV ALREADY!1 ONCE YOU GET IN, I'LL "SHO" YOU THE WAAY! HAHAHAHA, GET IT!?/1" The paper was… indescribable, to say the least. Yoshi followed what it said anyway though and he unfolded the paper which contained a wooden comb. Bowser looked over Yoshi's shoulder and scoffed, "Heh, is that a comb? It's wood too! What, does he expect us to wave that comb around and for us to be able to magically go through that TV? This isn't some manga!" Bowser then snatched the comb out of Yoshi's hands and began to wave it around in a joking manner. "Is this some kind of joke? If you think I'll be fooled easily, then think again! I'll keep this for myself, and never let it go! How do you like that? Grahahaha!" Bowser yelled nonsense while showcasing how little sense he really had. Suddenly, the comb began to glow a bright yellow light. "Huh…? Wait a minute, are you kidding me?" Bowser then spoke to Yoshi, "Um… don't tell me you're seeing this too..?" The yellow glow was almost overwhelming to the two's eyes, and yet it kept getting brighter. Finally, the light completely engulfed the two, and they were sent flying into the TV world.
Finally, the two were in the TV world. It took a while, but they made it. "It" was within their grasps. They need only take the steps. However, when they stood up from the fall and looked around, they found the cloaked man again. Instinctively, Bowser started screaming at the man. "Hey! You're that guy again! Where the hell are we, and why did you take us here!? You better answer in 10 seconds or less, I'll cave your skull in!" Bowser put on his best tough guy act while Yoshi approached the man cautiously. "Jeez, will both you guys take a chill pill already? You're really starting to piss me off!" Yoshi and Bowser were both surprised by the man's sudden outburst. "Now, just follow me and I'll show you what you really want." The man inquired while Yoshi and Bowser were still confused. "What the hell do you mean? Why the hell should we do what you say? Who the HELL are you!?" Bowser questioned the man, whose voice grew more annoyed by the second. "Jeez, you're stiffer than a rock! Fine, I guess I'll throw you a "stone" and tell you who I am. Gyaha, get it?" The man then tore off his cloak which revealed a young, red haired kid with dual katanas and a scar across his face. "For these purposes, you can call me… Mr. Edgeman!"