Title: 'Jeph'fast

Rating: T

Warnings: language(?)

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The doors to the storage room open with almost inaudible wush and entering the storage room was none other than the Decepticon comm. officer himself. Trotting at his feet was Ravage his red optics glowing agianst his coal black frame "Shipment to Cybertron; successful Lord Megatron," stated Soundwave, voice montone as always as he walked up beside his commander.

The storage room that was filled to the brim with glowing pink with filled energon cubes, the only space not feeled was the walking space. By far this was a very proud moment for the Decepticon forces, for Megatron most of all. Hauls like this were rare, hauls on this scale alone were even more rare. Gloating about it wasn't a fault at the moment by no means. Standing, hands grasped behind his back his chest out, swelled with pride and an equally proud evil leader smirk upone his light silver war hardened faceplate.

Side of his mouth curving into a grin "Excellent"

Standing not to far off her gaze back onto the working two 'Cons were doing staking the pink cubes, Quick Silver smiled just as satisfied. It had been a while, even for her, since she had seen so much energon in one place and at one time. She felt a little respect going out toward Megatron for sending little over half of it back to Cybertron. Pit, did the poor planet need it. But even with a little over half of it gone the room was still obese with the pink cubes. Why pink, of all colors, though? She hated pink!

Noticing the silence from the female commander Megatron looked over his right shoulder toward her "Your feild tactician did an excellent job, if I might say." Quick Silver turned her crimson optics in his direction "Its been a while, I'm ashamed to admit, since we had a haul like this" raising an out stretched arms toward the filled room

At that moment the storage room doors opened revealing the flyers, Majors, followed by the coneheads, Dirge and Thrust. The two coneheads were here for the energon that Ramjet and Scavenger had separated for the other Decepticons within the base as rations.

Majors, had caught the end of the conversations, walked up to the two commanders and the communication officer and of course waited for Megatron to finish "Hook and . . . 'Jeph' are ready to see you now sir's and ma'am" she announced, voice flat

The three coneheads had long since gathered the energon they needed to distribute to the others and had left along with Majors. She had a bad habit of diseappering and reappering at the oddest of times and without notice. Had to be that invisible to radar thing she had. A few minutes later Megatron and Quick Silver had left, followed by Soundwave who made sure to lock the storage room doors behind him . . .just incase (Ravage in his chest compartmen). They'd had incidence in the past were greedy 'Cons had gotten into the storage rooms and stole from not only the rooms but from there fellow Decepticons. Luckily Soundwave had predicted this just soon enough to set up sercurity cams in vital points in the area. The theives had been delt with severally for their crime.

"So Megatron" Begain Silver taking up idle chat "What do you have to say about our strategy anyway?"

Giving a small grin Megatron didn't look her way instead kept his optics forward "A new pace of things is good now and again." giving a slight shrug of his broad shoulders

"I'll take it that your were satisfied" grinning smugly herself as she looked over her shoulder "What about you Soundwave? You helped Majors with the planes, correct?"

Nodding "Affirmative. I was . . . impressed."

Taking a quick glance over his shoulder Megatron looked at his comm. officer breifly who was following him then turned back. He knew it was rare for the comm. officer to give his praise and when he did it meant something. Turning his attention back toward the femme commander "So what did you think of Prime?"

Silver flickered her optics once and gave a snort that sounded like it was out her noise, only problem was Transformers didn't have 'noises' like humans, but it sounded like it "He was a worthy opponent" giving a shrug "but I was surprised you didn't get angry with me for taking up your chance to dance with him" cocking her head toward the side and hiding her grin with her cheek guard.

Giving his head a shake at the last bit "I knew you could handle your self."

"Sure" cocking her head back and smiled that smile of hers

Something suddenly came to Megatron's mind "By the way" he began "what were you two talking about?"

With that mischievous look on her face "Oh nothing . . . just . . . getting into his head, that's all" grasping her hands behind her back

Megatron rolled his optics and continued down to the med-bay choosing not saying anything toward that comment.

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In the past year or two the med-bay had been expanded since more and more Decepticons where now arriving of what had become the Earth team. Hook, who is the longest working medic (besides the occasional Soundwave) now had a young feisty medic who goes by Jephfast aka 'Jeph' who'd the Constructicon had taken under his wing as a protege. Under the watchful eyes of Hook and occasionally Soundwave himself he would most likely become one of the best Decepticon medics. When full fledged 'Con medics were found they were considered not only a valuable assit to the team but also a rareity all their own. In the past Decepticon medics were know to be rather . . . unpredictable and known to be rather viloent with their patents, to say the least.

Jephfast was only like that to most patents not all.

Megatron walked in to the med-bay first followed by Quick Silver and Soundwave who didn't receive a so pleasant greeting "I said not to pull that wire but nooo you did it anyway now when he comes back on-line were going have to listen to his whinny aft!" yelled the hunter green jeep who just so happen to be Jephfast.

The three new comers glanced over to were the said was the center of the discussion was laying off-line, who just so happened to be the air-commander himself, Starscream, cockpit completely gone exposing the vulnerable wires underneath.

"Don't go telling me what not to do and what to do you little glitch! I out rank you!"

"Yeah, whatever! I might not care for Screamer but you could have made him even crazier if it wasn't for me. I'd point my coal black finger at you!" waving said black finger under the lime green Constructicon's olfactory mockinly

Hook who was naturally taller then the 'spunky' Jeph looked down on him past his own nose with the most heated look on his face. Jeph wasn't even fazed the slightist as he looked up at his 'mentor' even more fiercely. Only if looks could kill.

Megatron took a thundering step forward "Jeph! Hook!"

Arugement instantly haulted upon cue, the lime green and hunter green 'Cons snapped their heads around to look at Megatron who'd had called them with a look between 'what do you want' and a deer caught in the head lights of an in coming car.

"Oh hey Megs . . . sorry we were . . .um . . .just, you know, talking?" trying to look casual but failing miserably. Megatron raised an optics ridge when Jeph called him by his oh-so despised nickname, he let it slide though only to regret it a minute later. He heard Quick Silver whisper it in amusement then gave a light chuckle.

Ignoring her "What did you do to Starscream?" not sounding the little bit worried but still curious

Jeph turned back to his glaring at his lime green comrade how looked back down at him just as fiercely "Hook unplugged the wrong wire inside of Screamer!" he exclaimed bluntly while walking off to retrieve the equipment he would need to start repairs on the two commanders and the comm. officer. Megatron looked over at the lime green Constructicons with a quesioning look on his face who just looked back optics wide with disbelief of sorts in them. He'd just been ratted on!

Jeph came back from retrieving what he needed while looking over something on a digi-pad. Some how not running into anything in the process.

"Alright who's first?" pushing a tray to his requred spot

Megatron looked over at Soundwave, gesturing with a nod with his head for him to go first. Soundwave walked forward, without protest and sat down on Jeph's medical table as a patent this time, and not the medic, and of course without a word. Hook had since disappeared somewhere within the makeshift med-bay (Jeph had ordered one) most likely to fume off his hated toward the medical troop transport jeep. Rubbing a black hand over his face wondering where he'd gone wrong having such a dysfunctional team as he joined Silver over at the bays benches that lined the wall just out of earshot of the hunter green medic.

Silver sat back and crossed her legs over the other "This medic . . . Jephfast was it, what's his story?" looking over at the jeep

Leaning back himself "Yes . . . Jephfast" heaving out a sigh "It was a battle on Cybertron an vorn or so ago that I didn't plan on. Soundwave got damaged and we didn't have a seasoned medic around at the time" putting his arms on his thighs a solemn look crossing his features.

"Let me guess Jephfast wasn't to far by at the time."

"Correct." nodding. From his distance on seating on the benches he could see Jeph and Soundwave exchange quick words "He surprised use all I'll admit. Upon Soundwave's request I allowed him into our ranks, since Soundwave doesn't request things very often, I did not protest. Hook did need an extra hand in the med-bay. We didn't count on Jeph being so tempured though" Seating back up and shrugging

Hearing a chuckle from his right Megatron turned his head to investigate only to find Silver suppressing a grin "What's so funny?" he asked

Planting her black and white digits over her mouth "So that's why you let him get away with calling you 'Megs'. I find that rather . . . funny. You known the old saying, a friend of my friend is my friend or something like that." Still trying to control herself

Narrowing his optics to blood shot slits he raised a finger and pointer it at her "Your one very mis-leaded femme."

Narrowing her optics but still grinning "Oh am I now?"

"Yes . . .yes you are."

After regaining herself a few moments later Silver looked back over at the military transport medical jeep who was scanning Soundwave with a black scanner device. Despite his feistiness Jeph was considerably young. His front while in vehicle mode was his chest in robot mode and some how he wore what looked like goggles on the top of his head. When he was working he wore them over his chilling blue optics, which she thought odd being a 'Con and all. The guards near his jawline were very surprisingly similar to the Autobot medic Ratchet and Ironhide's.

Suddnely something she had thought of but forget popped back into her processor "Why do you call him 'Jeph'? Isn't that a human name?"

"He prefers that for some reason" Shrugging "I have no idea if there's a story behind it."

Silver found herself holding back a giggling back at the whole 'Megs' thing again.

"Alright your at hundred percent, Soundwave" Jephfast was now standing his full height, which wasn't all that tall, smiling a little. Turning toward the two commanders "Megatron your next, sir."

Soundwave got up from his seat, gave a quick nod of his head to Jeph in respect for the medic then turned and left once again without a word. Jeph was cleaning a tool when Megatron walked up and took Soundwave place on the medical table. He admittedly started any repairs that were needed on the male commander.

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A/N:

Takes place a around the end-ish of season two if I'm not mistaken -I probably am-. Jephfast's name is pronounced Jeff only with a 'ph' just incase we've got lost in translation and he's one of my OC's. Like the story says I also have no idea were I got that, one of my weird brainstorms -sigh-. Oh and it might be a while before the next chapter update I went back and read it -ch 3- and well I didn't impress myself. I suck at romance stuff but I still want to at least get it some were on the lines of 'right'. That's me being a prefectionest . . .again.

Oh and b/c I know I wont update by the 31st have a great Halloween, don't die of fight . . .okay you can hit me now.

Anyway if you'd be the kind person I know you are, please leave me a review.

Disclaimer:

Transformers and related char(s) belong to HasTak and associated co.

Except Femme Con Team, the plot, Jephfast (Jeph) and any others/things I may have failed to mention belong to me.

Names and characters are entirely coincidental