Author's Note: Ok this idea was stuck in my head so I just decided to write and I don't know when to end it. I should probably end it soon. But whatever. I can't write humor anymore! When I was helping my friend for a Prince of Tennis FanFiction and I was writing the humor part it came out better than this. Wow look at me blab.

"Lover's quarrel my ass." Anna mumbled to herself.

She turned around to see if that stupid manic was still behind her and shockingly he… was. She was almost at her school and picked up the speed and hoped she made it before they closed the sliding bar door in her face. Soon she decided this speed wouldn't do so, she ran. Almost reaching the door, she felt heavy all of a sudden and the door shut.

"No! Open the door! I attend this school goddamnit!"

"I understand that but your retardness I mean tardness I can't belive they except me to say that word it sounds like retard. But that man doesn't." the security guard answered pointing to the long haired boy who was hugging Anna which explained the sudden weight. The security guard whose name shall not be named because he/she (and I didn't know what gender to put either) won't be appearing anymore.

Anna dropped to the floor and banged her head on the bar.

"How come I couldn't come to your school?"

"Are you blind?" She pointed to the silver plate that said Queen School for Girls (I couldn't think of anything!).

"A lot of people mistake me for a girl. I still don't get it."

"You're dressed like a guy. Now leave me alone!"

"Why? You have nothing else to do just go on a date with me Budwesier-chan."

"I have a name you stupid retart."

"What a consequences. Me too and it's not stupid retart. Shocking isn't it?"

"You're very cocky. And I'll never go a date with YOU."

"We're going to see Shrek 3."

She saw him walk away and he turned his head to see if she was following him. Apparently she wasn't.

"I thought I said I wasn't going a date with you."

"You don't have a choice. Let's go."

He dragged her to cinema to watch the green ogre, donkey and the cutest kitten ever on their great adventure!

"My name is Hao."

Author's Note: I hope this at least a little bit more humorous… nah who am I kidding! Why can't I write anything humorous for Shaman King? Oh wells! I'll keep trying and you will be my guinea pigs! I sound like a mad scientist…