Okay, if this comes out before my review does... do not be discouraged if
you are not in this chapter. I decided to take the 11 of you that reviewed,
and put you all in, but I didn't get all of your names so... yeah, check to
see if my review is out yet, that explains everything. Okay, and every new
person that replies to chapter 2, will either be in chapter 3 or 4. So, If
you are reviewing to chapter 2, and haven't to chapter 1, put in your name,
and which character you want to traumatize.
Enjoy the next chapter! Beware of my hair!
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Magnet had heard something that sounded either like an agonized scream, or some kind of vulture shrieking over its prey. Could have been either one. Not that he really cared. He was concentrating on breaking his canteen so he wouldn't have to dig tomorrow. He jumped on it. It still wouldn't break. He picked it up to examine it. Not a crack. He sighed deeply, and then chucked it across the room, sitting down on a bench outside of the showers. He heard it make contact with the wall, and then crack open loudly. He turned around, 'Why didn't I think of that before?' He wondered aloud, standing up to retrieve it.
As he bent over to pick up the pieces of his canteen, he heard a soft giggle, so he straightened back up and listened. Nothing. He sighed, thinking he was starting to hear things, and bent over to pick up his canteen again.
He heard hushed voices, so he yelled, "Who the heck is there?"
Nobody answered, so he narrowed his eyes.
"Ambuuuuuuuuuuush!" something yelled at him, and proceeded to do so.
"Hey, hey get off!" Magnet yelled, "Obtener lejos!"
One girl squealed with delight, "I don't know what he just said, but it was soooo dreamy."
"Yeah, I bet the author didn't even get it right because she sucks at Spanish and is only using a Spanish dictionary!" The other girl said.
*Growls* Hey! Nobody was supposed to know that!
"Sorry!" the other girl cried, afraid of my awesome power, "I'm afraid of your awesome power!"
*Smiles* That's more like it!
During this dramatic confrontation of the writer and the girl, Magnet was standing there, dumbfounded, and wondering if he was dreaming. He poked himself, and then proceeded to pinch himself. When he didn't feel anything, he then hit himself in the head, which hurt, and made him scream, "Oww!", which caught the girls attention, which made this sentence become a run-on, and made the girls jump on top of him.
"Hiiiiii," One girl said, "I'm Carina. You are muy sexy."
"And I'm Libby, and I want to hug you to death!" The girl who had told on the writer exclaimed, and then hugged Magnet so hard he couldn't breathe.
"Don't hug him to death!" Carina said, "Or else he will be dead!"
Libby, amazed at her logic, and my awesome power, stood there dumfounded, and said, "Wow, I guess you're right."
Magnet breathed a sigh of relief as Libby let go of him, and made the mistake of saying, "Hey, can you-"
"OMG, HIS ACCENT IS HOT!" Carina screamed loudly, and tackled him back down to the ground, where she proceeded to shower him with hugs and kisses, while fighting of Libby who was trying to do the same.
"Ayuda mì!" Magnet cried, being taken back down by the two fighting girls, who again squealed rambish thoughts about his accent being hot, and himself, being on fyah' [1].
*Elsewhere*
"Man, It's S-Q-U-I-D, you wanna' try me, end up with an I.V, trust me, hmm hmm hmmm hmm hmm, try digging on hole, then see me, boy."[2] Squid sang/hummed while putting on his boxer shorts [3]. He gave an amused look at Zig Zag, who was being clung to by a blonde girl who was rambling on about how cute he was.
"Wow. You are so hot." A girl said, staring at Squid, who was still only in his boxers.
Another girl came out, and said, "Stupid! We're supposed to scare them and make them paranoid, jump out of the shadows, and reek terror and fear on them while jumping and hugging them mercilessly! Then, we ramble on about how hot they are, like she is!" The other girl exclaimed, pointing at Shaun, who is actually me, who was reeking terror and fear on Zig Zag.
The girl who doesn't follow my directions, and was still staring at Squid, who was trying to cover himself with his hands said, "Wow. You are so hot. I'm Emma, may I reek terror and fear on you will rambling on about how hot you are?"
"Go away! I'm getting dressed!" Squid yelled, grabbing his shirt, and pulling it over his head quickly, and searching for his pants.
"Are these yours?" Asked the other girl, holding up a pair of pants.
"Uh, yeah. Can I have those back?" Squid asked, grabbing for them. She pulled them away though, and said, "I'm Jazmine, and I'm madly in love with you." [4]
"Uh...cool." Squid said, reaching for his pants again, as Jazmine pulled them back, "Seriously, can I have those back?"
"No." Jazmine said, holding them above her head, as Squid tried to jump for them. Emma had decided to attach herself to his side, and was peering up at him with a loopy grin.
"Get off!" He yelled, trying to shove her off of him. She didn't budge though. He noticed that a canister of Super Glue was sitting beside his bed, and it looked as though it had recently been used. He looked back down at her, eyes wide, and she grinned again.
"I lurve you. [5]" Emma said, "And now, we will never be apart!"
"Hey!" Jazmine yelled, throwing his pants to the top of the tent, "I want some of Squid's hotness too!" With that, she pounced on him, causing him to topple over.
*Elsewhere*
Zero was sitting down on the ground, obviously giving up on any hope he had of standing up again. He had Erin, who I had decided to give another chance, perched ontop his head, ranting about his adorably curly hair; Ashley, who was either hugging him or taking notes on him; and Aly, who had given up her 2 word vocabulary, and settled on stroking his hair, and purring contentedly.
"It could be worse." He said, "At least there are no more girls attacking me."
*Smiles evilly* That's what you think!
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mysuperhotandsocutecurlyhairedfriendofwhomilove." Someone yelled, jumping out from behind a bush. She laughed diabolically, and shouted, "I-Am-BRITTNEY! [6]", and then jumped on him, causing the other girls to let out an 'oof' like noise.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Zero yelled, being crushed underneath the weight of the 4 crazed love-struck girls.
"Yes! And there is another one coming in the next chapter!" *Laughs evil laugh*
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[1]-Haha, 'fyah'. This amuses me. In case you are not 'hip' to my lingo, that means fire.
[2]-Squid's verse in "Dig It", gotta' love it. If you haven't heard it yet, it's on the Actor's commentary on the DVD.
[3]-Anyone else drooling? No? Just me?
[4]-Got that from your bio. *Grins*
[5]-This word also amuses me. I 'lurve' the word 'lurve'. Yes, I am insane. :)
[6]-I had to put my friend Brittney in this, we were listing to the Holes soundtrack today, and when Khleo started to sing, she screamed, "Zeroyouaremysuperhotandsocutecurlyhairedfriendofwhomilove!" really loud, so I hit her over the head with my water bottle.
And...Emma...do I really rock your socks? *Giggles uncontrollably*
I is glad you all like this! *Bows* Read, review, and reply! I lurve you all!
Oh yeah, and sorry Shae, that I didn't put you in this chapter. It was getting quite lenghty, so I'll put you and X in the next chapter. Good night! Or day! Or whatever!
Enjoy the next chapter! Beware of my hair!
~~~!!~~~!!~~~
Magnet had heard something that sounded either like an agonized scream, or some kind of vulture shrieking over its prey. Could have been either one. Not that he really cared. He was concentrating on breaking his canteen so he wouldn't have to dig tomorrow. He jumped on it. It still wouldn't break. He picked it up to examine it. Not a crack. He sighed deeply, and then chucked it across the room, sitting down on a bench outside of the showers. He heard it make contact with the wall, and then crack open loudly. He turned around, 'Why didn't I think of that before?' He wondered aloud, standing up to retrieve it.
As he bent over to pick up the pieces of his canteen, he heard a soft giggle, so he straightened back up and listened. Nothing. He sighed, thinking he was starting to hear things, and bent over to pick up his canteen again.
He heard hushed voices, so he yelled, "Who the heck is there?"
Nobody answered, so he narrowed his eyes.
"Ambuuuuuuuuuuush!" something yelled at him, and proceeded to do so.
"Hey, hey get off!" Magnet yelled, "Obtener lejos!"
One girl squealed with delight, "I don't know what he just said, but it was soooo dreamy."
"Yeah, I bet the author didn't even get it right because she sucks at Spanish and is only using a Spanish dictionary!" The other girl said.
*Growls* Hey! Nobody was supposed to know that!
"Sorry!" the other girl cried, afraid of my awesome power, "I'm afraid of your awesome power!"
*Smiles* That's more like it!
During this dramatic confrontation of the writer and the girl, Magnet was standing there, dumbfounded, and wondering if he was dreaming. He poked himself, and then proceeded to pinch himself. When he didn't feel anything, he then hit himself in the head, which hurt, and made him scream, "Oww!", which caught the girls attention, which made this sentence become a run-on, and made the girls jump on top of him.
"Hiiiiii," One girl said, "I'm Carina. You are muy sexy."
"And I'm Libby, and I want to hug you to death!" The girl who had told on the writer exclaimed, and then hugged Magnet so hard he couldn't breathe.
"Don't hug him to death!" Carina said, "Or else he will be dead!"
Libby, amazed at her logic, and my awesome power, stood there dumfounded, and said, "Wow, I guess you're right."
Magnet breathed a sigh of relief as Libby let go of him, and made the mistake of saying, "Hey, can you-"
"OMG, HIS ACCENT IS HOT!" Carina screamed loudly, and tackled him back down to the ground, where she proceeded to shower him with hugs and kisses, while fighting of Libby who was trying to do the same.
"Ayuda mì!" Magnet cried, being taken back down by the two fighting girls, who again squealed rambish thoughts about his accent being hot, and himself, being on fyah' [1].
*Elsewhere*
"Man, It's S-Q-U-I-D, you wanna' try me, end up with an I.V, trust me, hmm hmm hmmm hmm hmm, try digging on hole, then see me, boy."[2] Squid sang/hummed while putting on his boxer shorts [3]. He gave an amused look at Zig Zag, who was being clung to by a blonde girl who was rambling on about how cute he was.
"Wow. You are so hot." A girl said, staring at Squid, who was still only in his boxers.
Another girl came out, and said, "Stupid! We're supposed to scare them and make them paranoid, jump out of the shadows, and reek terror and fear on them while jumping and hugging them mercilessly! Then, we ramble on about how hot they are, like she is!" The other girl exclaimed, pointing at Shaun, who is actually me, who was reeking terror and fear on Zig Zag.
The girl who doesn't follow my directions, and was still staring at Squid, who was trying to cover himself with his hands said, "Wow. You are so hot. I'm Emma, may I reek terror and fear on you will rambling on about how hot you are?"
"Go away! I'm getting dressed!" Squid yelled, grabbing his shirt, and pulling it over his head quickly, and searching for his pants.
"Are these yours?" Asked the other girl, holding up a pair of pants.
"Uh, yeah. Can I have those back?" Squid asked, grabbing for them. She pulled them away though, and said, "I'm Jazmine, and I'm madly in love with you." [4]
"Uh...cool." Squid said, reaching for his pants again, as Jazmine pulled them back, "Seriously, can I have those back?"
"No." Jazmine said, holding them above her head, as Squid tried to jump for them. Emma had decided to attach herself to his side, and was peering up at him with a loopy grin.
"Get off!" He yelled, trying to shove her off of him. She didn't budge though. He noticed that a canister of Super Glue was sitting beside his bed, and it looked as though it had recently been used. He looked back down at her, eyes wide, and she grinned again.
"I lurve you. [5]" Emma said, "And now, we will never be apart!"
"Hey!" Jazmine yelled, throwing his pants to the top of the tent, "I want some of Squid's hotness too!" With that, she pounced on him, causing him to topple over.
*Elsewhere*
Zero was sitting down on the ground, obviously giving up on any hope he had of standing up again. He had Erin, who I had decided to give another chance, perched ontop his head, ranting about his adorably curly hair; Ashley, who was either hugging him or taking notes on him; and Aly, who had given up her 2 word vocabulary, and settled on stroking his hair, and purring contentedly.
"It could be worse." He said, "At least there are no more girls attacking me."
*Smiles evilly* That's what you think!
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mysuperhotandsocutecurlyhairedfriendofwhomilove." Someone yelled, jumping out from behind a bush. She laughed diabolically, and shouted, "I-Am-BRITTNEY! [6]", and then jumped on him, causing the other girls to let out an 'oof' like noise.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Zero yelled, being crushed underneath the weight of the 4 crazed love-struck girls.
"Yes! And there is another one coming in the next chapter!" *Laughs evil laugh*
~~!~~
[1]-Haha, 'fyah'. This amuses me. In case you are not 'hip' to my lingo, that means fire.
[2]-Squid's verse in "Dig It", gotta' love it. If you haven't heard it yet, it's on the Actor's commentary on the DVD.
[3]-Anyone else drooling? No? Just me?
[4]-Got that from your bio. *Grins*
[5]-This word also amuses me. I 'lurve' the word 'lurve'. Yes, I am insane. :)
[6]-I had to put my friend Brittney in this, we were listing to the Holes soundtrack today, and when Khleo started to sing, she screamed, "Zeroyouaremysuperhotandsocutecurlyhairedfriendofwhomilove!" really loud, so I hit her over the head with my water bottle.
And...Emma...do I really rock your socks? *Giggles uncontrollably*
I is glad you all like this! *Bows* Read, review, and reply! I lurve you all!
Oh yeah, and sorry Shae, that I didn't put you in this chapter. It was getting quite lenghty, so I'll put you and X in the next chapter. Good night! Or day! Or whatever!