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A Different Person
Chapter: 01
"Umm, Haruka-san what is a man doing here," asked a young auburn haired girl. She was wearing a yellow turtle neck, rose red skirt, black knee length socks, and brown leather shoes. Her hair was wet so Keitaro assumed that she had just got done taking a bath. "He looks like someone from the government."
"LOOK I MENT TO PAY MY TAXES, I'M JUST A LITTLE! PLEASE GIVE ME SOMEMORE TIME, PLEEEEEEAAAASE!" a well endowed sandy blond woman yelled as she ran down the stairs and started begging a Keitaro's feet. She was wearing a purple turtle neck sweater, and had on light tan khaki pants. She too looked like she had just taken a bath as well due to the fact that her hair was also wet.
"Um, miss I have absolutely know idea what you're talking about, but from the sounds of it you might want to file bankruptcy," Keitaro said as he scratched the back of his head confused.
"You mean –sniff- you're not from the government?" the woman said between sobs, as she used her sleeves to wipe away her tears.
"No miss, I'm not, at least not this government," Keitaro said as helped her up. "Are you gonna be okay," he asked with concern evident in his chocolate brown eyes.
"NOW I AM!" the woman said ecstatically, "FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GO TO JAIL!"
"Hehe," Keitaro quietly laughed, "Well glad to hear that's not the case, I would hate to see a woman as pretty as you have to suffer in a jail cell."
It was at this moment the woman noticed how attractive the young standing in front of her was. "Hey what's your name suga, I don't think I got it," Kitsune said trying to find out more about the strange young man.
"KITSUNE!" all the other girls yelled in unison.
"Well I guess you already know my name now, actually it's Mitsune Konno, but everyone calls me Kitsune," the young woman said as winked at Keitaro.
"It's a pleasure Konno-san," Keitaro said as he reached out for Kitsune's hand and kissed it.
To this Kitsune blushed furiously. "The pleasure is mine," she said quietly.
"VILE MALE SCUM, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SUDUCE MY FRIEND," a young girl wearing a white gi and red hakama pants yelled from the top of the stairs. She had white porcelain skin, jet black hair, and deep grey eyes. "YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!" she yelled as she drew a katana the Keitaro had not seen before.
'This could be bad,' Keitaro thought as he reached behind his blazer for his Shin-Ra stun rod.
"I'll help Motoko," yelled a young girl with blond hair, that was pulled into a ponytail, and brown skin. She had on a white, and blue school uniform with a red shash. "Anyone who messes wit' Motoko mess with me!" the little girl said with a sadistic smirk as she pulled out a missile launcher.
Keitaro didn't even look phased by the recent development, and continued to stare blankly.
"NOBODY MESSES WITH MY FRIENDS AND GET'S AWAY WITH IT! PREPARE TO DIE PERVERT!" the young woman with the auburn hair yelled at Keitaro as she balled up her fist.
"Auuuuuuu, Su, Motoko, Naru don't you think that you're being a little too hasty?"
"No Shinobu, we don't. This is for everyone's safety so please stand back," Motoko said as she lunged. "DIE SCUM!"
The three girls all jumped at Keitaro.
Keitaro whipped out his stun rod, side stepped, and bashed Motoko in her side causing electricity to surge through her body. She promptly passed out and fell into Keitaro's waiting arms.
"How foolish, attacking in rage," Keitaro said quietly to himself as he set Motoko down on the sofa in the hall. "Now, who was next?" he questioned the two remaining girls.
"Ummmm, I have an experiment to work on soooooo," the young ganjin slapped Naru on the back and said, "GOOD LUCK!" After that the little girl ran up the stairs a top speed with the rocket launcher that she had pulled out of nowhere.
"YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME! SU YOU COWARD!" Naru said as she yelled up the stairs after the young girl.
"I take it that since she's Su, then you must be Naru. Well Naru, you were saying something about punishing me," Keitaro said calmly as an electric surge traveled through the rod causing a small wave of electricity to be visible.
"What are you?" Naru questioned in fear.
"I am the new manager of the Hinata-Sou, and believe me it's not by choice," he said as he put away his stun rod.
"Girls, those of you who are left, this is my nephew Keitaro Urashima. He's going to be running the dorm in the absence of granny Hinata. I hope there will be no more problems," Haruka said as she walked out of the door and down the long flight of stairs to the Hinata Café.
"Well I think, I'll get dinner started," Keitaro said as he headed to the kitchen to prepare dinner for everyone. While he did that everyone in the main hall simply looked stunned.
That Night at Dinner
Everyone was crowded around the table in anticipation for dinner. Even Motoko who was still reeling from her quick defeat. The door to the kitchen opened and reviled Keitaro carrying several dishes in his arms. He was currently only wearing his white dress shirt, which had the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, black pants, and black socks.
"I hope everyone will enjoy it. A good friend of mine taught me the recipe and since I liked it so much I thought you all might like it too," he said as he set down the dishes with what seemed to be the practiced ease of a server in a five star restaurant.
"Yummie!" Su yelled as she dug in, and then suddenly stopped her face with a look of shock and terror.
"POSION!" everyone screamed in unison with their eyes bugging out of their skulls. To this Keitaro only chuckled silently to himself. 'I thought the same thing when I saw Rude's face, should have known that his girlfriend wouldn't do that though,' he thought with a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.
Slowly Su opened her mouth and said, "So…….gooooooood!" she said as she began to take slower bites trying to get every flavor and every texture. To Su this pot roast was ambrosia.
Everyone else slowly tried their own, and soon adopted the same expression Su had had.
"Well I'm happy to see that everyone is enjoying the meal, so if you all don't mind I need to talk to my aunt for a moment," He said as he went into the kitchen to grab his blazer.
"Who is this guy," Naru said as she savored the flavors in her mouth.
"Apparently he is a martial artist of some kind, his skill is like nothing I have ever seen before though," Motoko commented as she swallowed. "I mean he moved so quickly, it was almost as though he disappered."
"Who cares, he's hot, he can cook, and hopefully he's avalible," Kitsune said as she took another bit of her food.
"Soooooooo good," was all that Su said.
"He does seem very polite," Shinobu said as she swallowed.
"Yeah, but I wonder what he went to talk about with Haruka-san," Naru said to herself with a puzzled expression on her face.
Meanwhile at the Hinata Café
"You know Haruka-san, it would really help if you told me the real reason why I'm here," Keitaro said as he stood in the doorway of the Hinata Café.
"Heh, I was kinda hoping you wouldn't ask but would have figured it out on your own," Haruka said as she turned around from wiping tables to look at her nephew. " But since you need a refresher. Promised girl and Tokyo U ringing any bells?"
"Yeah, I figured that was it, but I'm sorry to say Haruka-san that I've moved on. I'm already engaged to a wonderful woman. Although it might help to have a degree in this world just incase we decide to settle down here," Keitaro said as he pondered for a moment as he stroked his chin with his thumb and index finger. "I don't see why I can't take the entrance exam at least," he decided after a moment.
"Well that's good to hear, but would you mind telling me who this young woman is and how you met her?" Haruka said wanting to know who this mysterious young woman was that was engaged to her nephew.
"Well we met during the Meteor crisis I was telling you about, actually before that. I was sent to hunt her and the rest of the resistance group known as Avalanche. During our frequent battles we just seemed to click, probably due to the fact that we were so close in age. After Shin-Ra and Midgar were destroyed we were able to start seriously dating, and getting to know one another. After about a year I decided that I would pop the question. She said yes and we are currently engaged," Keitaro finished with a large goofy smile on his face.
"Well are you going to tell me her name or not?" Haruka said growing impatient.
Keitaro slowly made his way to the door, but just before he left he said, "Yuffie Kisaragi, and she'll be here in a few days, so I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell the girls or my sister. You know how she is, and I don't think it would matter with the girls……………you know what on second thought you could tell the girls if you want. Good night Aunt Haruka!"
At this point Haruka was to stunned to pay attention to what her nephew had just said and simply stared blankly into space.
End of Chapter: 01
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