Chapter 2

It was a nice Friday night. Haley was all smiles because she had just typed up a final report for one of her classes, finishing it before the weekend even started. She happily hit the print button, waiting as it printed out on to nice white crisp paper.

She neatly piled the report together and skipped out of her room in search of Joanne, so the lawyer could proof read it, to make sure it was perfect.

"Mama?" She called out, noticing her parents bedroom door was open a crack. She decided to check in there first before walking all the way downstairs. "Mama I just finished- OH MY GROSS!"

Haley quickly bolted out of the bedroom, running down the hallway and back to her room, her report flying in midair, long gone from Haley's hands as she used them to shield her eyes. "My eyes! My mind! I'm sacred for life!"

Back in the master bedroom, Joanne frantically searched for her bathrobe, while Maureen tried to suppress her giggles.

"Joanne relax, it happens." Maureen said, still lying in bed now under the covers.

"I thought you said the door was shut?" Joanne said, pulling her housecoat on.

Maureen shrugged with a smirk, "It was…just not all the way."

"This is not funny Maureen." Joanne sternly said, "I'm embarrassed. Our daughter just walked in on us doing the nasty." She turned for the door, "I'm going to go talk to her."

Maureen sighed, falling flat on her back, annoyed their fun was over, "Trust me she is not going to want to see you right now."

Joanne ignored Maureen as she walked down the hall to Haley's room, "Sweetie?"

"I think I seen enough of you thanks!" Haley bitterly said, her hands still hiding her eyes.

Joanne sighed, "I'm sorry we-"

"Are too old to be in that position!" Haley shouted.

"We are not old!" Maureen yelled back, coming down the hallway, standing next to Joanne.

"I want to stay with Leah this weekend." Haley demanded, "I'm so grossed out right now, I can't even look at you two."

"Okay." Joanne nodded, "I'll drive you."

"No, Tyler is coming over, he can drive Kylie and me…and maybe Tessa should come with us." Haley suggested.

"Oh I like that idea!" Maureen agreed, "We'll get the house to ourselves finally!"

An hour later Haley, Kylie, and Tessa arrived at Leah and Brooke's small yet livable apartment.

"Oh Haley, I'm so sorry!" Leah said, gathering her sister in her arms.

"It was horrible Leah." Haley said, burring her face on Leah's shoulder,

"So!" Brooke clapped, "Who was on top?"

"Oh gross!" Leah said, "Brooke those are my parents."

"Your hot parents." Brooke stated,

"What were Mama and Mommy doing?" Tessa asked, wanting to know what the big deal was.

"Wrestling." Brooke smirked,

"Are they mad at each other?" Kylie innocently asked.

"No they were just having fun." Brooke explained, "Now why don't you two come in. I have a movie set up for you."

"Flo loves movies." Tessa smiled, pulling the cat from her bag,

"Tess, you brought your cat?" Leah asked, slightly frowning

Tessa shrugged, walking into the apartment kicking her shoes off, and dropping her coat on the ground, messing up the place in true Maureen style, "She's part of the family too. And I don't want her to get hurt if Mama and Mommy are going to be wrestling all night."

Haley picked Kylie up, holding her daughter close, "I will make sure you never walk in on daddy and I wrestling…ever!"

Kylie simply smirked, enjoying the sudden hug from her mommy.

Back over at the house, Maureen skipped up the stairs with a bottle of wine in her hand and a huge grin on her face.

"Joanne…you ready to get back in position?"

A sudden frown hit Maureen in the face. The sight of Joanne dressed in her pajama's and sitting in front of the computer stopping her in her tracks.

"Joanne?"

Joanne sighed, looking in Maureen's direction. "I'm really not in the mood honeybear. I feel so bad for Haley. She's going to have nightmares."

Maureen sighed, dropping her shoulders, dragging her feet across the floor over to Joanne and flopping in her lap, "This sucks. We get the house to ourselves and we don't even do anything."

"I'll cuddle you." Joanne smiled, kissing Maureen's shoulder.

Maureen rolled her eyes, walking over to the bed, "I guess." She popped the top off the wine bottle and took a long drink.

"Honeybear…" Joanne made her way over to Maureen, wrapping her arms around the diva from behind, "Tomorrow morning okay?"

"Okay." Maureen said, giving in with a smirk, the wine bottle coming back up to her lips.

The next morning Maureen rolled on her back, smiling and sweaty.

"Did I make up for last night?" Joanne smirked, running her hand up Maureen's stomach.

"Oh yeah." Maureen nodded, stretching. She sat up, reaching for the wine bottle, taking a drink from it.

"Maureen? It's nine in the morning." Joanne stated.

Maureen's face fell to confusion. "And?"

"You're drinking…wine." Joanne pointed out,

Maureen shrugged, "I'm thirsty."

"Couldn't you just have gotten some water?"

Maureen sighed as she climbed out of bed, tilting the bottle back to finish off the rest of the liquid. She sighed with satisfaction, setting the empty bottle on the nightstand. "I could have, but wine taste so much better." She seductively smirked in Joanne's direction, "I'm going to go take a shower." She winked and headed for the bathroom, hoping Joanne took the hint and would soon follow.

Joanne shook her head. She noticed her wife had been drinking a lot more these days. She pulled the covers back, climbing out of bed to follow Maureen, making a mental note to watch the diva's drinking habits.

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